What would you assume of someone who listens to weezer

What would you assume of someone who listens to weezer

wypipo

White. Black people don't listen to this

it's essential chadcore

autism and gay

they like soyburgers with gluten free buns

they have weak knees

middle aged and sad

They like Math Rock. And Sonic the Hedgehog.

this

Grunge was too much for them, they probably skipped thrash and nwobhm

i think they have feet

they have no upper lips

they're tired of (not having) sex

they bought their music because it'll help them keep their cool cred (heh)

They want a gf

they like listening to weezer

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Chad

Very much behind the times

This band is just behind the mark of being a memorable band.

They were around in the mid 90s.

Also from the mid 90s until the mid 2000s
Weezer was the official soundtrack of Frat Boy Chads. Weezer and the Nirvana Unplugged album.

And Dave Matthews was the soundtrack to their girlfriends lives

Then a dramatic and sudden shift from Dave Matthews to Nelly happened with sorority girls.

my man

collar length thin hair
button shirt, no band labels etc, think charlie sheen on 2.5 men
>listens to certain 90s music like pinkerton and sonic youth
>smokes weed out of a bong that probably has mold in it that they're unaware is possible but is killing them
>possible retail job, always tired regardless of shift

fakes now

when the album came out? comfy stoners

it's not possible to be cool like that anymore, sorry stoners trying to emulate that shit

That they only listen to two of their albums.

jesus himself

loser

It depends on what albums he loves
blue: ok guy
pinkerton: whiny
everything else: the second coming

That's me!

He's cute

Delet

How come Weezer always looks like completely different people in every picture of them?

>tfw I unironically think White is better than Blue

...

how?

No really, how??

Songs from the Black Hole: Chad