Do you know the difference between obsession and desire edition?
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spent £17 on ham at the market today
Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high
the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...
Toil shall be beginning an hour earlier on the morrow, a mere 13 hours a mere twelve hours away
sophie
how come when I go through the archives for retro gimmicks I never get yous
Gonna need some pics to check.
bang it in a pot noodle mate
Might read this
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mr mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all
Well done lad.
Pls make a little greentext on how you met and pulled her.
Leaving the thread and not returning until the next one
done some DIY
time for a wank I reckon x
FONYT
Shagged an absolute 10/10 two nights ago and still riding the high
the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...
because we can smell your virgin posts a mile off
business idea: pint noodle
this is pleasure not happiness rethink your life
anime
*invests*
fear that would be wasting it
also I don't eat pot noodles
>the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Literally the only reason I have mental anguish about not having a girlfriend is just not being validated or desired. I can't stand 99% of women I've ever spoken to.
whoah
waheyy well done mate!
*gets the full room cheering and clapping*
*your face goes red*
gf just kazaa'd me this
The /brit/ parliament needs to be updated lads
native white american currently living in britain (you can call me british though)
How can I prove to you that I am unironically fatcam?
servitude with the glistening dew
Not only free will doesn't exist, its concept is meaningless.
Have you ever stopped to ask yourself what free will even means? Most likely your definition will be something like "the ability for an agent to spontaneously make a choice". But what defines a spontaneous decision?
If you mean that the agent decisions are objectively seen as random, then there is no guarantee that we aren't facing a form of probabilistic determinism.
Our intellect isn't equipped to deal with representing black boxes such as itself.
Staring down the barrel of another 55 hour work week
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voting finished days ago
you'll need to wait for the next GE
Ah yes
timestamped picture
*pulls the trigger*
Ok guys I have another paragraph that needs fixing.
I didnt author these but this one seems even more broken and I dont feel able to fix it myself, so here it comes:
>Experience in arts administration I could also gather as person in charge for the various venues of the Company ABC. I therefore organized concerts from classical music to recent musical comedy. As head of the Artistic Managing Office at the Company DEF, the editorial work for the theaters publications and the complete disposition were part of my responsibilities. My communication and foreign language skills were always helpful to satisfy the various belongings of artists, guests and staff.
>he's here
>he's here
Can we start a woman hate thread?
anime
wrong
we're on permanent election mode
>Experience in arts administration I could also gather as person in charge for the various venues of the Company ABC
what does alan do for like a job?
this child looks 12 at most
horrible fucking nonce
shes brown
shes reggaeton
shes shithole
shes gf
Hes here
hahahaha
what an absolute runt
Starting to doubt she was a 9, or that the American even pulled anyone lol. It's like poof he finds himself in bed with a girl. If it was real he would have a lot of little stories and quirks to narrate.
my bum smells like bum
almost killed myself but then i realised i wasn't a 5'8" baldy goblin with poo coloured skin
family added me to a group chat
cringy attempts at banter nonstop, had to mute it for my health
do not merge anime and lefty. anime transcends your petty political squabbles in favour of a different dimension of thought.
yeah mate here it is
YeahI know, I'm not sure what happend here
You catch on quick
I don't get it. I have zero idea what their point is. Did Sup Forums trick them into stripping off?
>Starting to doubt she was a 9
>real he would have a lot of little stories and quirks to narrate.
you have experience with 9 year olds?
what's the anime party manifesto
source?
might watch die hard
or not
i... want some wintery movies
like fargo
love it when alan pretends he isn't a failed normie who nonces teenaged gold digger
>tfw you will never bag a worldie
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yaoi
beep boop
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A National Waifu Service to provide waifus to populous, free at the point of use
what about mine
fucking love the edits of alan people make
its true. she was younger than me and is an intern where i work.
she invited me to their intern party at a club, i acted like I had better things but that maybe I could make it.
Got there and flirted with her friend who is pretty hot because i knew they are competitive with each other
After a while shes pretty drunk and just comes up to me and said "come with me" she pulled me aside and it was clear she wanted me to kiss her so i did.
then about 20 minutes later we snuck off and brought her back to my place. Was pretty drunk so took me a bit to get hard.
Fucked her that night, woke up fucked her again. Only reason I pulled is because shes 20 and I'm 25 and she doesn't realize she could do better
make anime real
nuclear energy
lower taxes for waifus
no
horrible creature
Change it to something like
As the [Insert job title] I was in charge of the various so and so, this gave me experience in x
don't understand the low support from the UK 2bh
they'd have the most to gain
#canzuk
>With my diverse experience working as an administrator, I have also organised and managed various venues of the Company ABC. I was responsible for organising concerts from a wide variety of musical genres, ranging from classical music to recent musical comedy. As head of the Artistic Management Office at the Company DEF, my responsibilities included editorial work for the theatre's publications and [the complete disposition]. My communications and foreign language skills were always helpful for satisfying the various needs of artists, guests and staff.
Not sure what you meant by [the complete disposition] though
theres no need to be rude about people
And then he acts blase, when he admittedly doesn't have sex that often hahaha.
>I can't stand 99% of women I've ever spoken to.
And then like he immediately gets a deep psychological life lesson out of it and moves on.
>not being validated or desired
Hahahaha
you have to keep in mind this country's full of idiots
cute girls' rights to do cute things should be protected and enforced
heavy investment in inter-dimensional travel research
Turned one down last nigh cos I was problem drinking and wasn't in the mood
Bagged her before tbf
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In Bruges
me in the crowd away in the distance
disgusting nonce
I'll never forget what he did to that nine year old girl
and interpol won't either
how do we save her from the clutches of that horrid swarthy manbeast?
they only want UK access for that soon to be stripped EU access
I know lots of aussies that applied for UK passports for this reason, too bad for them brexit is a thing now
Hope they find him and catch him soon
send her back to her handlers in Moscow
>you my girl.... you will be my aisha
Leaving the EU won't change their access to Europe...
saw a group of the muhammadans earlier while in the car and thought maybe I should run them over hehe :)
Yes!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Ooooh
Oh yeah
Don't mind me, just writing some song lyrics.
Mmmm yeah
uh huh
Mmmm yeah
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>muhammadans
dont need to. they're doing it to themselves now.
Calling GCHQ as we speak
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