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Russki Roadtrip edition.

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yank just sent me a pic of a 7/10. told him she was an 8 to keep him happy

are there still all those pakis camping in calais?

Train I'm on is delayed again

>video games
Literally moden day don quixote
Do something productive

plymouth is actually an alright place

youtube.com/watch?v=LzBnl6dDMwg

howling

>at work one night
>we decide to order Chinese
>gather a list
>drive to chinky
>start reading out list
>see ''chicken lips''
>don't know what it is but ask for it anyway
>chinks look at me gone out
>ask again
>ask me wtf I'm talking about
>show them list
>say they don't have that
>bastards
>get back to work
>ask me if I got the chicken lips
>cunts all start laughing
>felt like a right daft twat
>mfw

late back home from work?

Nah my mates would never do that. Thinking she's actually a legit 10 if they were giving her an 8

Alan is so fucking ugly haha

are macron is going after them

how do I get big brittish willy?

;0)

I'd love to...
You are a boy right?

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got an early mark from work today

There's a foreign lad we work with and we do this with him alllll the fucking time.

Its funny as fuck aswell because he always gets right worked up about it but he still laughs about it in the end.

Probably a shia innit

All kuffar mate

cant
find
a
barber

anime

>Its funny as fuck aswell because he always gets right worked up about it but he still laughs about it in the end.

Is this him?

kino

remember my codeine binge days, gave a whole new meaning to the word constipation lol

Going to order a year supply of 'gaine, without any semblance of irony. Holy fucking shit. I don't want to ever run out of it.

why is this anime girl sad

any way to make facial hair grow in faster?

its growing but I'm sick of waiting and just want it to fill out. You can see loads of tiny hairs in the bald areas and in light you can see vellus hairs covering my whole face

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_South_Africa

the best gimmicks are posted once a week

hahahaha fucking hell hahahahahah you are so fucking dog ugly mate

been taking some cracking shits lately

sliding out nice and smooth
minimal wiping
good empty feeling afterwards

no side effects?

n-no. but does it make sense? gender is just a social construct, amiright?

how long did it take for you to grow that?

The race war is coming, lads

You're going to need a man (or woman) on the inside who can give you Intel on what the pakis are planning

So I'll put this bluntly, I want it made official
I want honorary white status and I want it right fucking now

In exchange I'll tell you exactly where the pakis bases are situated, their battle plans etc.

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you sure it didn't just move your eyebrows onto the top?

her brother asked if he could pat her on the head

Alri lad, you are entitled to an opinion on my looks but that's not the topic.

No you'll just have to wait

Shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

1 willy is good, 2 willies is better

Thank you. The circle threw me off

curled up in bed lads

Anime

manny on the map

Twice the power

How did you manage to pull her?

None that I can think of. This is absolutely amazing.

I usually shave every 2-3 days or it looks scruffy so yeah, 2-3 days worth of stubble

Ugh, I'm trying to get rid of my facial hair

People randomly even say I look younger, uni age

facial ''hair''.jpg

found the clip
youtube.com/watch?v=2Bwvp4DZO0Y

sorry, I'm gay, only fuck lads

>You arrive in Salford Prime, 2025 Anno Domini

It's only a quarter to eight

Don't be a cunt will you

can you get any weed in or around there for a semi decent price?

Daily reminder that any virgins who are over the age of 13 are utterly pathetic and deserve to be put down

the so called din dins

you have more issues than top gear magazine

youtube.com/watch?v=_wf9UxvHQe0

>Scrolled on tinder
>No matches because I'm short bald and brown
>Applied rogaine and decided to hit club
>Get to club, no one lets me in because im brown and they think i might blow it up
>Wander around asking girls if I can pay them to take a picture with me so I can post on /brit/
>They wont even do this
>Decide to get prozzy
>Most won't fuck me because im brown
>Finally get one that allows me to take a photo with her
>Bring her back to my place
>Post on /brit/

The yank gf
youtu.be/NOlo902hzs4

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I can use dildo ;/

*unleashes a back of hyenas on my bollocks*

have drank 4.2 lites of water today

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youtube.com/watch?v=xu0_judda5w

enjoy this guys vids

*puts you down*

northern power cuisine

>gravy
>a fucking onion
>lone barm on the side

have a word

is that an onion?

JME is the worst fucking grime artist. He has absolutely no talent. No bars, no good lyrics, no flow and a shit voice and only ever raps about how hard he is.

At least his brother has some good songs even if he is a crack head now.

worst thing ive ever saw was the dead cat being pawed by its friend cat which was crying

Girls are not as much of big deal as you make them out to be lad. Seriously, relax FFS.

i'm sorry i love you really Algernon
grats on the hair gains, there's hope for us all

hmm... maybe

>skepta is a crack head
source?

>I'm a strong, independent wimmen as long as I associate with a group of other supposedly independent wimmens for support.

Yeah but I shagged an absolute 9/10 two nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this...

the only grime I like is that theresa may song because its counter cultural like me!

kitchens absolutely packed with an eid celebration genuinely no room to make diner

Brb going to shower with Rogaine. Holy fucking shit.

are you literally pakis?

FAO Alan the Algerian:

What's your favoueirte Algerian food?

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Guys do you like this Era?

love these vids

moar

>dude, just be yourself

Cheers lad. Really happy right now not gonna lie. The possibilities are endless.

going down curry mile to wave pakistan flags out of my dads toyota

Ah yes the poorthern poohouse

yeah it's pretty good

Couscous

interesting sidenote:

hyenas are not actually dogs. they're actually like giant mongooses

If I wasnt such a lazy fuck and went to the gym Id say Id pull way fitter girls

ive shagged about 10 or 11 girls in my time, all white except one indian girl and she was by far the hottest of them all
easily a 9 and maybe a 10 ngl, tits and arse were both perfect like unbeliveable how is this happening to me perfect, face pretty as fuck

feeling VERY high strung today

thoughts?