OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

SPIN RATE edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Juan Lagares (R) CF
3. Wilmer Flores (R) 1B
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Neil Walker (S) 2B
6. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
7. Rene Rivera (R) C
8. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
9. Seth Lugo (R) P

>barves
1. Ender Inciarte (L) CF
2. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
3. Nick Markakis (L) RF
4. Matt Kemp (R) LF
5. Matt Adams (L) 1B
6. Tyler Flowers (R) C
7. Johan Camargo (S) 3B
8. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
9. Jaime Garcia (L) P

Based Conforto, Lagares and Flores

>GOATFORTO
>le gold glove man
>FLOWERS
>tfw no BBruce

thanks for making this thread

Are the Mets, dare I say it, back?

the tomohawk chop music will always trigger my PTSD of the days mets always got beat in Turner

good inning by MY BOY lugo

is the audio bugging out for a few seconds for anyone else

Yeah it is for me

got £500 on mets to win

how blacked am i

>mfw FREEZE pinch runs

>that play

>3 guys running for the ball

what the fuck is wrong with them?

one guy call it, and let him fucking get it

>Gary with hair
WTF.

LUGOAT

LuGOAT

BASED

>barves babsel

You're in for a ride m8

absolutely BARVES

>mfw people told me Lugo wasn't a viable starter this year

>2BRUCE

>people have unironically already declared us out of the playoff race

...

FREE AMED

>second and third no out
>literally harder to fuck up then bases loaded no out

dunno what i expected

>Walking Reyes

C'mon Braves, that's a free out

Don't tempt fate bro.
>7 games up with 17 to play

>not Kevin Burkhardt

welp

Do you guys do anything while watching the game? For me, it's tying flies.

You mean other then post frogs on a Cambodian basket weaving forum?

I tend to play THE SHOW with vidya on mute.
Although they still havent fixed their fucking servers

Where'd everybody go?

...

not ideal

challenge that shit tee bee aich

Still here friendo

hes out niggas

OUT

based assdribble

he's out

Let's fucking go boys

Yup, he's out.

Who else is playin' with their weiner?

>tamsen fadal

PIX11 has the hottest bitches

I did just eat a hot dog desu

Bobbins are wiener-esque, so yes

What kind? How was it?

Not weiner-esque enough.

Hebrew national off the grill. It was great

What are you, a phallic connoisseur?

((()))

Enjoy your insect parts

Nice. I like Jewdogs. I wish I could have a weiner with you.

Yes. Why do you ask?

when is the freeze race? 7th inning stretch?

Can't tell if starting pitching is good or Barves offense is shit.

god i love seth lugo so much

the new patch for the show fucking sucks
why would they nerf offense
the servers are still shit

they really dropped the ball with this year's game

I don't even eat hotdogs. For me, it's the bratwurst

Are you an archeologist?

Then why don't you marry him?

Best baseball team name desu

>Letting Reyes get a hit

Great, now Terry won't get rid of him for another month

>barves

No, I'm a phallicologist.
Niggers, amirite?!

Ive avoided playing all weekend because of "lost connecton with opponent" on ranked seasons page.

I can't remember a worse game release than this.
>pepe salazar
>'lost connection'
>coudlnt even get on for first two weeks
>'good' swing and yellow leads to pop up

>Barves "pickoff attempts"

Just the simple fact that it's June and the servers are still a complete mess should be grounds for mass refunds.

>trying to steal 3rd with confy up

for what purpose?

DFA FUCKING WHEN

lol reyes

FREEZE RACE WHEN?

F R E E Z E
R
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FREEZE

Does Freeze have a BBC? He's fast. I wouldn't mind seeing him run around with his big cock flapping in the wind.

Friday's FREEZE race has shown during the Mets Top 7th, so they mightve skipped it

Ask him
He's a phallicologist

>barves

luGOAT

I wanna ask him while I gag on his monster BBC.

~A-user this is a blue board

It's okay baby, you can join us if you want :) Daddy is waiting for you.

jerryyy

*saves the season*

Alright everyone.
Time to get Confortable.

*blocks your path*

heh, nothing personnel kid

>it's literally happening again

god damn ive seen this 1000 times, first time i laughed out loud.

I was wondering where the 2015-16 Mets had gone

*teleports behind you*

>Robert Raiola, CPA @SportsTaxMan 9m9 minutes ago
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#Yankees Aaron Judge just hit his 21st HR. He makes $544,500 this season

#Mets are paying Bobby Bonilla $1.19M this season

how much you paying giancarlo stanton again

Judge has made Stanton completely irrelevant. It's like watching Stanton fulfill his potential but it's not Stanton, it's some rookie. How much are the Marlins paying Giancarlo again?

arent the mets supposed to be good this year?

Once again, how much are the Marlins paying Stanton? I want to know. Then tell me the Marlins record. Then tell me how many top prospects the Marlins have. Then tell me who your team's owner is.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

aren't the marlins terrible this year, as always?

THE METS ARE BACK BABY

also gg barves. thanks for the wins

No, you see, they're paying Bonilla with money they thought they had invested with Madoff. It all makes perfect sense.