Do you Europeepees and South Gaymericans even have any cryptids? Why is North America so based
Do you Europeepees and South Gaymericans even have any cryptids? Why is North America so based
Brody Perry
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Henry Hill
obviously they have the cryptid, Nessie. Also some black cat near exmoor
Logan Mitchell
We have muslims
James Perry
France and Germany have ethnic Europeans but sightings are pretty rare
Sebastian Allen
>2 in a whole continent
Pathetic
Jack Hill
we had this
Landon Nelson
we only have ufos
Liam Brown
Having a country full of made up animals is somehow a good thing?
Adam Reed
We have those but it's mostly made up to scare children into going to bed. Like those aren't real you guys, stop being such fucking children
Colton Gomez
>oklahoma octopus
Robert Richardson
en.wikipedia.org
We have these btw
Connor Thomas
>his cryptid is a violent monster and isn't fab at all
pfft
Eli Morales
Oh no, here comes the fun police. Here to tell us that scary animal myths aren't allowed in grown-up countries.
Cooper Carter
>made up
Says you, jealous europeenises
Parker Ortiz
>ahahah, see yuropoors? USA has culture too, that's why we made up this bunch of animals to sell tshirts and mugs with their picture on them!
Kayden Bailey
Estonia:
>Külmking
>Metsavana
>Kodukäija
>Vetevana
>Näkk
>Ahjualune
>Kratt
Off the top of my head. When ur people have lived in the land for 10k years a lot of stories of "magical creatures" surface
Gavin Walker
>it's normal and accebtable for grown men to literally seek boogeymen in his country
>grown-up country
William Russell
>Külmking
It's not a cryptid if it's real
Thomas Ortiz
Basques have a lot of these. The rest of Spain, not so many. There's the typical yeti-like creatures in the mountanous areas and then some dinosaur-like flying birds madness that happened in Barcelona some years (or decades?) ago.
Parker Garcia
In America people enjoy themselves telling 'tall tales', which are fantastic stories about mysterious creatures. It's pretty fun, but you wouldn't know that if you lived in a boring snow country like Finland
Jayden Miller
I guess Americans really like to pretend that they have culture. These stories are so common and old in Europe that no one gives a fuck about them anymore.
Owen Rivera
Bravo Estonia. Our folklore at least still gets talked about and is cool. European """""culture"""""" btfo
Jaxson Murphy
It's just the fact that anglos are so afaraid of woods that their forests have room for imaginary monsters.
Colton Fisher
Scandinavian forests are a joke compared to ours buddy.
Luis Wood
>global pokerface thread