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JAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYY

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fucking hell lads, just shot a massive load over this

Me on the left

OOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN
OOOOOH JANNY CAN'T STOP HIM

kstew

girl in the white tshirt with the nice tits looks like the canadian woman from How I Met Your Mother

hes pouring a pint, quickly someone make this man first lord of the treasury

Sitting in class, staring at the desk, someone's carved 'Whatever Happened To Hippie Love?' I guess the first girl I kind of liked at Camden was this hippie I met my Freshman year. She was really stupid but so gorgeous and so insatiable in bed that I couldn't help myself. I had met her once, before I fucked her, at a party off-campus my first term. The hippie had offered me some pot and I was drunk so I smoked it. I was so drunk in fact and the pot was so bad that I threw up in the backyard and passed out in some girl's car who had brought me. I was embarrassed but not really, even though the girl who drove was pissed off since I lost it again all over the backseat of her Alfa Romeo on the way back to campus, and was jealous since she could tell that the hippie and I had been making eyes at each other all night, and had seen the hippie even kiss me before I left to throw up in back.

Doing my first poo in about 4 days due to only just now buying toilet paper

christ white people are ugly

anime

gas yourself

ISIS vs Every cartel member in the Americas. They all get dumped in an empty country with all the equipment they currently own.

Who wins?

>inb4 everyone
2ez

I thought Corbyn doesn't drink?

i want her so bad

bit gay to be honest

jog on fatty

anime

not really 2bh

oven pizza or frozen pizza?

Key of coke completely killed my mandy high last night and basically brought me back down to sober

Big mistake

what went wrong lmao

is that a whiskey tap?

Great idea

>listening to in our time
>Melyvn says British inventions were primarily responsible for the industrial revolution
>A guest says that's an outdated racial theory and calls him a racist

you literally look like you've been covered in poo

It is kind of impressive that Jezza can just go to Glastonbury and be surrounding by a million randos, half of whom are hopped up on drugs, and not need a security escort

Theresa May would probably have been shanked if shed tried it

ISIS are down to hardly any troop strength, also Los Zetas are full of former special forces, cartels win but ISIS fight to the death

nothing

Why not Lord of the Pints?

you gay?

It's official lads. Moving to Spain permanently next month. Got the job and agreements in place for my apartment

My Spanish is terrible lol this is gonna be interesting

please no

who the fuck was the guest
tell me, im gonna heem them
TELL ME

Video from inside Grenfell Tower (NSFW/NSFL) - click at your own risk:

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what's a good "waifu tier" movie lads?

Don't you bake the frozen pizza in the oven?

paki bastard

Need willy in my mouth right now!

Vaguely horny I order another pitcher and a pack of Bar-B-Que potato chips, which give me indigestion. Peter Gabriel turns into more Peter Gabriel. The girl who kissed me on the lips last Friday leaves after buying a pack of cigarettes and in some warped way I'm disappointed. She's not that pretty (slightly Asian, Dance major?) but I'd probably fuck her anyway. Back to the conversation.

Over the years I've started to care less and less about female body hair. Used to only tolerate pubic hair but now its basically only facial hair that turns me off.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Lord_of_the_Treasury

Melvyn Bragg is a know it all twat who always talks over and tries to contradict his guests. Hate the cunt.

Do brits not know how to pour pints correctly? shite drinking culture

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Hudson

This was the guest, it was an episode from a few months ago on the archive

tell us how hot it is lad

reckon she's not into men anymore innit

Are you an overweight bald man who likes pints and hates brown people

Fourth Man Out is breddy good for that

TERRIFIC post

nice job lad

moving to spain is the dream

are you call centering or did you find something in your own field?

>inbred looking eyes
Why are wh*te wimmen inferior

Depends on how much heavy weaponry ISIS still has. At one point they had tanks and artillery which the cartels don't, however the cartels have far better troops.

don't believe you

It's right in the south, near Sevilla

It was 42c the other day

post willies softly touching willies

She turns to me, her flesh glowing green because of the lighted words from the computer screen, and says nothing. I lay back and she starts sucking my dick and trying to stick a finger up my ass. It feels good and she's really into it and I'm thinking what do you talk about in situations like this? Are you Catholic? Did you ever like the Beatles? Or was it Aerosmith you asked girls? High school girls you met who wore black armbands the day Steven Tyler got married. High school sucked. She's sucking still, her lips moist but hard. I reach under her shirt, massage her tits. She has a little stubble under her arm and it doesn't really turn me off. It doesn't turn me on all that much either, but it doesn't turn me off.

sounds too hot for me lad

Ah, ok

he's clearly just docking the pint glass you mongrel

rasheed

You need to be authoritative to make sure they keep the programme on track and within the time limits 2bh

dont you get beat up in russia for being bent?

Bones

me and the lads
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haven't left the house all weekend. mediocre weekend

work tomorrow

anime

was never all that concerned by the ISIS threat

knew Putin was the real threat this whole time

but no-one would listen!

Listen to the episode then, it's part 1 of the industrial revolution episodes about halfway through

>work tomorrow

is this what you meant?

newleftproject.org/index.php/site/article_comments/pat_hudson_vs._melvyn_bragg

no

got a product development job with an english company based in espana

putin probably just killed the leader of ISIS this week and nobody cares

got a 2.2 in football studies, get in

>good looking guy
>always had low confidence and self esteem
>24 now
>finally gaining confidence and higher self esteem
>always have girls flirting with me especially when out at clubs
>always see people staring at me when out in public
>give couple girls from work a ride home
>literally argue over who is sitting in the front
>mates GF's flirt with me a lot
>have had many people ask if I model
>starting to feel normal FINALLY

Every single fucking day I think about how much I've lost out on by being anxious and shy when I was younger and it makes me absolutely sick to my stomach and is the worst feeling ever

peng

is sports journalism a good degree?

yeah haha

UoL?

Wew that's hot

fucking hell I need a bf

you're not that attractive if girls haven't asked you to fuck them at clubs

t. guy who has had girls ask me to fuck them

FONT

really could not care about you or your facial hair

...

hate willyposting

not surprised Corbyns popular at Glastonbury. if you love being ripped off and living in a tent surrounded by shit you'll love Socialism

similar story here lad, my changeover happened at about 22/23 i suppose

by all rights i should be in triple figures by now. fucking wasted my youth

i had a bf
not anymore

the only thing i really miss is the cuddles, everything else i can do without

SCREECHING that Sargon met up with Lacy Green and and Ana and made up with them after they cried for 20 minutes

name one thing wrong with socialist nationalism

hello nigger

LOVE willyposting

Business idea: Picton

i'll name you two
socialism
nationalism

niggers

>and and
REATRD MONG FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH

Just start a blog

Literally no clue who any of these people are

if you intend to talk about ancient aliens yes!

hate yanks