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news: crap season (clay) is over; GOAT season (grass) is upon us
upcoming tourneys: stuttgart starts tomorrow

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And thus, the servebotting recommences once again.

>masha is out

forgot to include in the OP that r*ddit is not welcomed
fuck off peru

>best season ends
>two most cancerous posters
>resume posting

h*ck grass and HC seasons

PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-POM-PO-LO-LO

OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thank dog I don't have to hear that shit until next year

It's probably the only reason i watch Rafael Garros tbqh

Will Nadal and Djokovic play any grass tourneys before Wimbly?

>Djokovic
unironically should never play again. absolutely disgusting what he has become.
did you went this year?

>he's a nadal man

Nah too expensive and i have no one to go with

I think the only regular poster who is a Nadal fan is Mossadfag.

live-tennis.eu/en/atp-schedule

It seems Djokovic doesnt care anymore.

*buys us tickets and goes with u next year*

Do you think Federer has any chance?

>Can you go back to taking your medication?
sick comeback bro

unironically no unless nadal's knees explode

when is clay again

It's not even a comeback, dude. I'm serious, your behaviour does seem pathological.

twitter.com/Eurosport_FR/status/873942042803568642

xisca is top qt

>only guy who can stop the cash cows Nadal and Federer is suddenly shit

Do you the ATP does the same thing as the top politicians? Film everyone important diddling a kid for blackmail purposes?

baby don't hurt me
i am not even the guy to whom you originally replied though, schizo

Of winning Wimbledon? Biggest favorite imo, the field is at a new low right now.

Is >Halep literally the >schalke of tennis?

Sorry for confusing you with that other USA shitposter, calm down. It's just that I'm just too lazy to check for sameposting. Anyways, what I said about that guy still stands.

rogers face right now realizing that even if he had memed his way to the final nadal would have BTFO'd him thus justifying his decision bigly

I reckon you are still at it with your conspiracy theories, m8.

reality is stranger than fiction.

has he always been this way?

I just joined this mailing list in February

what a great video ^_^. jelena is amazing and i cant believe people itt dont rate her.

youtube.com/watch?v=MDTICyJUtXY

:')
based penko

Yeah, but do you really think the ITF or ATP are actively doing something shady to hamper Djokovi's success? I mean, if it was the case he would have never been allowed to ruin the Fedal period and have as much dominance as he has had during these last years.

hey, see also don't try to reason with that thing

both of you need to return to >>>reddit this very moment

>yfw the closest americans have come to RG finals is 1/2 of a doubles team
Sad!

I do think the Fedal resurgence happening at the same time as Djokovic's being shit very suspicious.

>what are the bryan brothers

Fuck, who really knows? I didnt give a dime for him at the AO or even at any of the HC Masters because of his defeat to Donskoy in Dubai and he went and won them all. He has struggled a ton to win them though, especially Miami and the AO.

Niggers who got BTFO by Harrison and Venus

That is a consequence more than anything else, I think.

you are actually dumb, do you realize this? there is no equivalency.

Djokovic got dragged into some weird religious cult. Not even kidding.

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Such a gullible dumbfuck Djokovic is turning out to be. It pisses me off.

gabe and nole are one and the same
dumb, yet full of confidence who believe that they are smart. persuasive snake oil merchants feast on these types

lol they're whiter than venus and harrison combined

tfw my kindness is taken for weakness

>Niggers who got BTFO by Harrison and Venus

explain how this is kindness

independent.ie/sport/other-sports/tennis/paul-kimmage-professional-tennis-could-teach-the-mafia-about-omerta-34535092.html

Of winning Wimbledon? He's the unironic favorite.

who's the ironic favorite ?

just socck

just succ*

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theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jan/29/doping-positive-tests-cycling-rugby-union-nicole-cooke

gabe, fuck off to /x/

Do any of you faggots actually play tennis?

Sometimes. I suck balls tho, metaphorically I mean.

i have never

Played it once at summer camp. BTFO'd everyone because I was actually strong enough to hit the ball over the net on a consistent basis. I've considered giving it a try again, but I'm too lazy to head down to the local club.

I try to practice every day.

t. Raonic

I play Tennis Elbow
pls r8 my carrer

>no career slam
binned

telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/frenchopen/5410931/French-Open-2009-Rafael-Nadal-is-no-exception-to-the-drug-testing-rules.html

why is she so cute

>rafa lived with his mom in 2009?
LMAO

These people are barely home anyway

>The 31-year-old Spaniard's pre-match routine includes a long series of rituals that include taking a freezing cold shower to invigorate himself before putting on his headphones while his trainer bandages his feet.

>After putting grips on all six of rackets himself, Nadal will then wet his hair before putting on his bandana before using the cramped space of the locker room to do a series of short, violent bursts of exercise.

>"It is very intimidating," O'Shannessy said. "If you are an opponent of his, and seeing this pre-match ritual of maximum intensity, a lot of times the matches can be won or lost right there."
As a coach, O'Shannessy would advise a player "to go somewhere else where he's not. Go to another locker room. Don't let that have an impact on you, don't watch it."
Was it autism?

yes

I don't know about you guys but I really think this is Chung's year

please save us kyrGOAT

Dubs and Federer serves Djokovic 3 bagels at Wimbledon

I doubt they even meet.

If federer and djokovic met in wimbledon federer will destroy him

how much does it cost for first week ground pass and perhaps one of the main courts? me and a few friends are thinking of going next year from London.

t. not Federer

t. not Venus

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US Open tickets go on sale today lads. I'll be in NYC when it's on, thinking of going, what;s the pricing like?

>crap season (clay) is over
At lease we got a few good memes worth spouting.

Reminder that the Queen still resides on her rightful throne

>good

Djokovic attempting to dab.

It's the Queen's birfday
t. got a day off

Stuttgart
11:10 Johnson (5) - Marterer
13:30 Lacko - Struff
15:00 Hanfmann - Fucsovics
17:30 Jaziri - Zverev (6)

Hertogenbosch
11:10 Bedene (7) - Istomin
14:00 Seppi - Ito
14:30 Mahut - Novikov
16:00 Griekspoor - Pospisil

>first half of the year is FWL and NWL
>second half is ______

Well?

Paire wins lol

Chung will save us

FWL and NWL

my shoulder hurts when I serve and also 2-3 days after playing tennis, did anyone here have this problem, too?

also does anyone play both - two-handed + one-handed backhand? I sometimes do it against easier opponents

Leave Roidal to me

JWL (jelena wins lol)

menstennisforums.com/24193090-post37.html

how often do you play?
any other symptoms? might just have a summer cold after all

no, it's not usually for a daily practitioner, so see your PT in ya got one to see each anything is torn

Janowicz will dominate to take his rightful place at the top ten

HOW MANY TIMES

Myson will win Wimbledon

Cap this

there no reason to do that