Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ.

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wait Guam has it's own team? it's rightful US clay

POO IN LOO

SUPERPOWER 2020

all of our meme colonies have their own teams

Yes, but have they ever won the Cricket World Cup?

Didn't think so.

holy fuck.

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Epic banter bro

It's like India doesn't care about anything beyond cricket and hockey

India should have just become a dominion in the 1980s like Britain planned. Gandhi was wrong, and independence was a mistake.

>implying divegrass matters

Shutup we do not.

youtube.com/watch?v=fwRPAKnde2c

here it is lads

>t. American on vacation in India

>9-11

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that's a parking lot

Guam looks like a group group of lads

>literally over a billion people to pull from
>still only manages to be ok/good at two sports

>good/ok in two sports
What other sport than cricket India is good in? National spelling bees?

Hi Tim Duncan

Over 1 billion people in pooland and there aren't even 11 that can play decent football. Sad!

That is some

R-A-R-E ass shit

why are indians so disgusting?

invading white girls facebook messengers

Yes you do.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Virgin_Islands_national_soccer_team

USAwinslol

>worked with a few indian girls
>they were talking about wanting to get real estate here but how expensive it is
>ask them "oh you arent going to go home back to india?"
>they literally start laughing at me and tell me they will never ever set foot in that literal fecal garbage dump of a country ever again
>but arent your families there?
>we dont care we'll fly them out here when we can.

Guam should be in OFC man what the hell

Didn't India get disqualified from a World Cup after they qualified because they refused to wear shoes or some shit?

Also, here's some upcoming Indian kino

youtube.com/watch?v=ym4EJQ7XORk

>the HAMLET of Pajeet defending

Damn I guess there are at least 4-5 players that would Upgrade your USNT. If only you were as smart as france.

Well sweet damn

>Old McDonald scored a goal
>e ya e ya oh
>and on that pitch he scored no more
>e ya e ya oh
>with a poo in loo here and a poo in loo there

>india unironically lost to fucking guam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>implying you exist for any reason beyond tax evasion

Yeah in 1950 WC

f-fuck off you cunts, we don't even care about this "sport"

the pooing guy doesn't seem convinced

What was the rational behind not wearing shoes? Same as not using the loo?

Isn't that a legend though? I think the real reason was that they were too por to travel to whatever country the WC was held in and didn't think it was worth it.

Lol there's only ~150000 people in Guam and a good bit of that is military, their dependents, and attached workers

>tfw when you will never play for a meme country
I wonder if I could get citizenship in one of these countries and play for them?

>current USVI coach is Somalian

Clearly hiring the top class coaches right there.

If any of you want a good football doco to watch related to meme colonies, watch "Next Goal Wins".

>>ask them "oh you arent going to go home back to india?"
>>they literally start laughing at me and tell me they will never ever set foot in that literal fecal garbage dump of a country ever again
>>but arent your families there?
>>we dont care we'll fly them out here when we can.
that's all migrants to western countries, all "refugees"
none will come back just as the turks didn't come back to turkey after being temporal workers in germany
just another lie

Reminder that Indians are one of the biggest illegal immigrant groups in America thanks to staying past their visa's expiration and nobody giving a shit.
You think Mexicans are bad? You'd better turn your attention to this shit.

can't the indians just steal some of our shitty indians who are playing in the conference or whatever?

i mean i know there are hardly any indians that are good at football here but still, it's got to be better than this

You've got to imagine it's like if Pokey the Police Bear gave you a stern talking to for pissing against a tree. You'd just grin and bear it thinking 'What the fuck man.' the whole time.

>You'd better turn your attention to this shit.
As long as your attention needs to be turned to it, it doesn't sound like a pretty big problem.

I think Indians are that bad because I was looking at guams roster and one of the players actually plays in India's pro league lol. India has to siphon guam talent to fill out its league.

It's already a problem for people trying to get IT jobs 2bh

Found you

>literally mcdonalds on the team

That was just a bad day. We have been doing much better after that game. Beat Puerto Rico 4-1. We reached top 100 in fifa rankings after 21 years, improved from 173 to 100 in last 2yrs. Our Captain Sunil chetri is among the top 5 most active goalscorers in international football(53 goals in 93 games, tied in 4th with rooney) Even our domestic clubs are doing well. My club Bengaluru FC recently played the Final of AFC Cup(Asian Europe league), we beat the defending champions in semifinals who had 7 times our budget. Our u17 National team also has some good prospects, currently on overseas tour/training. Watch out for them in upcoming u17 world Cup that we are hosting here in India! In summation we are doing a little better.

Won SAFF Suzuki Cup.

Lineup At the recent friendly against Nepal, without our 3 best forwards.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS
MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS

GUAMD
>indias population is over 8000 times bigger than guams

Anyone who leaves here does it with the intention of never coming back, i intend to do the same

Where are you going to go?
Can you poo in loo?

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>Guam is just random US military kids

>mfw Guam wins da AFCC up

Sup Sanjay how was your 7/11 shift last night?

*blocks your path*

what is that?

Poos are objectively the weakest least athletic people in existence.

God was just 'avin a giggle when he guided their evolution.

>India's only goal was scored by an MLS reject

I know they don't care about soccer but a nation with that many people should produce better players even if just by accident.

>Poos are objectively the weakest least athletic people in existence.

you do realize that divegrass is literally a poverty-tier sport in india right? only malnourished kids from our flyover states play it

if indians actually cared half as much as they care about cricket we would easily be a japan or korea-tier team by now

your whole country is a flyover state

Yes you do, you even have a women's team
>This triggers the /bet/

An eye of newt.

>we don't care about that semen slurping sport anyways!

top lel pajeet

your whole country is a caliphate

we do care, but the ones who care are about 5% of the total population

5% of 1.3 billion people is still 65 million people, should be able to put together a passable team with those guys.

This delusion lmao. China has a decent level of interest in soccer but they still suck.

Even in the one sport you actually care about, you still can't even manage to regularly dominate countries like Australia despite having more than 50x their population.

The only sport you can actually claim to be good at is spelling.

>conceding against India

>not even historically the best at cricket either

Just admit you got the short straw on genetics.

DELET THSI

Wasnt Villas-Boas your technical director for some time?

wrong virgins, he was TD for the British Virgin Islands

Beg your pardon? I cannot hear you over my two World Cups

I just looked up this McDonald guy who scored for Guam. He is one million percent American.

Is India objectively the dirtiest country in the world?
Maybe Bangla Desh as a close second.

by that logic you are the worst and least athletic people in existence

>create cricket
>not even the best in cricket
>get BTFO by part time plumber teams like ireland, afghanistan and holland every year
>zero (0) cricket world cups

Seriously, how come a country like India could't even produce 1 (one) decent player ? I mean they seem to care a little bit about football, they have a 1 billion+ population so why can't they have ONE fucking ok player. I mean Uruguay has a fucking 3,4 million population and they manage to win the world cup TWICE !

*blocks your path*

They DID conquer part of your shithole.

>Le fail to live up to hype and be a massive gambling addict man

Kek, cricket is the 4th most popular sport here whereas it's your only sport, and England are currently better than India.

Alright, name a country that the horribly underachieves in sports more than India. What is the least naturally gifted race athletically if not Poos?

China at least manages to destroy everyone else in Ping Pong, is relevant in the olympics, and produced some NBA players before.

world class on his day la

"Shithole". Not exactly difficult when you have guns against spear wielding natives

But it isn't, Varinder.

HAHA no one read your post.

No, shithole. Without the quotation marks, poo man.
And I must know, I am German. We know our shit.

90% of that 65 million lives in villages and trains in africa tier facilities before stepping up to national level

pic related is what the reality of football india is, see the kids playing divegrass on the side while cricket players take up all the space? that's what happens even at professional level

most of our "football" is played in cricket grounds, our football players earn 1/30th of what a C-team cricket earns. our league is a terrible joke, the FA is a bunch of hilariously corrupt do-nothings who only exist to launder money and leech funds from the sports ministry. i could go on forever about this