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>another week without a qt European bf
I can't take it anymore
tfw you make your qt laugh
tfw your qt giggles a lot
what the fuck is this guys problem
>tfw 5'3 and I'm a guy
>the whole height conversation last thread
He can visit any country in the world but he went to the one with the best welfare
I'm 5'2, do you wanna go out with me?
>5'3"
How is that even possible? Have you hit puberty, user?
haha fucking manlet
>be me
>send qt vocaroo of me blabbing and giggling
>joke that I'm autistic
>qt says "it's nice to know that you have autism like me...."
>google "autism symptoms"
>seriously wonder if I have autism
Guys I sent a first message insulting a girls film taste and now she's asking my favourite
Post something patrician
>joke that I'm autistic
>qt says "it's nice to know that you have autism like me...."
>google "autism symptoms"
... I don't think you need to wonder user.
Harry Potter
Please don't bully short people
welcome to the club
REEEE don't fuck with me
мeня твoи иcтopии yжe дoeбaли - oднa aхyитeльнee дpyгoй, пpocтo
пpo дeвyшкy, пpo фильмы, чтo ты нecёшь вooбщe?
Need a qt with jumbo tits to satisfy my lactation fetish
Soon
Reefer Madness. It's so bad that you can portray yourself as a contrarian-patrician. Just start ranting that no one else understands the brilliance and sheer art of a 1930s propaganda film
/Gigi432
Yes
I'm also black and only have a 5 inch dick
I don't think it can get any worse for me
literally everybody has symptoms of that shit
Pulp Fiction motherfucker
>tfw no qt to joke about autism with
Can't wait to read about you in the news lad.
also this
Thanks lads but I went with the leafs suggestion
no, you went with this
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Would you sex a ladybug?
Let's twirl each other's spinny hat.
Yeah to a certain degree.
It's pretty nice tbH.
You don't really have to worry about saying something stupid or sperging out because they understand it and sometimes do it themselves.
Lay off the krokodil Volodya
Not quite big enough, but is she into lactation?
WOULD /CP/ DATE A GIRL FROM Sup Forums?
I'm not her pimp - ask her by yourself.
Absolutely not.
Got her to pose like pic related, she did it even better hnnnng
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welp
What's the point of telling us this if you aren't going to share it?
how
"you too"
If you want to appear extra deep, you can say how the film was a reflection of the deep anxieties of the post-Depression years and a longing for a return to the Roaring Twenties. It's all bullshit but she'll buy it.
Thank me later.
I told her I like 1930s/40s propaganda films, especially ones from Germany
Good point, she showed me it on snapchat but if I had it anywhere else I'd post it.
She needs a new sex buddy and I told her I'd be going to Japan soon
I don't get how you guys do it..wtf literally nobody replies. Like i've had more responses on tinder than this fcking site... I even updated my pics and shit. Even when i do start a conversation its really fucking one ended...
help me out here?
bost profile :DDDDDD
Show us an example of your messages.
>she needs a new sex buddy
how did you find this out
Fucking jealous, I'm gonna a give it a shot too
God, yes
i've already done this once. A Turkbro and British guy helped me make it . followed their advice .. also id like to think im a decent looking guy . My only handicap is paki immigrant status. nobody want to learn english from a paki.
fuck bud.. what am i supposed to open up with some clever shit like a tinder pic up? what am i supposed to say ?
No one actually wants to learn languages on this site.
You're going to have to get creative if you're not that attractive. And even then, from my experience most convos tend to die after a few messages. It's best to just use this site for fun.
There is absolutely no way being confident can hurt. Comment on something in the photo or ask a question about it. Give them a compliment, but not like a fedora.
thanks bros. I think other Pajits and FOBs ruined it for me since im now associated with those fucking retards that post "eyy you look very beutiful" on walls
I started sending her memes and then I got her snapchat and one day she just sent me a video of her big tits and the rest is history
Good luck, if you do try you need to keep her in check by constantly degrading her in a way that makes her laugh. If you're nice she'll get turned off. If it does end up happening, just remember to give her to me in a year when I go to Japan kapeesh?
>Big tits
How big we talking senpai?
Try viewing profiles and see which ones view yours back.
And self-hate is never attractive. Quit being a fag
>male Thai messages me
Well this is new
Just big enough to be Ds. Not too big in my book but big by regular standards
God damn it the only girls I've got nudes from are either chubby or have small tits
I always thought she was fake tbqh.
>getting nudes
CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>has nudes at all
fucking how
It's easy lads, you just gotta bee urself :^)
Yeah this chick's skinny with big tits. Just don't be a beta okay?
Nope, I have her snapchat. Sends me titties and shows me her friends all the time. Definitely real
I demand the next time she sends you something you use a screen recorder and share it
>Just don't be a beta okay?
What do you take me for? Some sort of fucking beta?
CAN SOMEONE EVER GIVE ME ANY FUCKING ADVICE OTHER THAN THIS GAY SHIT
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS MEME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I ACT LIKE MYSELF ON THIS GAY FUCKING SITE AND IT LEADS TO
F U C K I N G
N O W H E R E
I CANT EVEN GET A GIRL ON THE FUCKING INTERNET AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS DO IS TELL ME THE SAME SHIT THAT HELPS ME IN ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS A MEME
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT ISNT STRICTLY FUCKING PLATONIC
Relax bro lmfao
All you gotta do it just chill and be yourself tbqh
What app?
>What do you take me for? Some sort of fucking beta?
Duh. This is Sup Forums yo. I can't expect anything less.
Tease her. Make her hate you in a way where she wants more of it.
Mate pic fucking related :)
I use AZ screen recorder and just set it going when I open the picture
ok but how do i not make her hate me in a way where she blocks me
Make her laugh
Try not to make yourself seem like something small or basic either. Make yourself stand out in whatever way suits you
>10 to 5 and shitposting on a penpal website
I gotta sort my shit out
ok but how
i don't even get what this is supposed to mean
I don't even know cause I'm not that attractive and I've still been kinda successful
Be funny? If you don't know how to make someone laugh just watch some comedians and start from there.
Whatever trait you're most known for, make it stand out and be proud of it. Girls love confidence. If you fake confidence you'll gain real confidence eventually.
>make a trait stand out
example please
autism
"boops ur pussi" works sometimes
is he thicc?
Depends on who you are. If you're strong, put emphasis on your strength. If you're smart, put emphasis on your smarts. But don't straight up say you're smart, subtly show it off by doing strong or smart things.
Can I pick up loyal sandburners and muslimahs like this?
Nah he's a scrawny faggot
>tfw MANSPLAINING Italian literature to an Italian literature student
Feels good man
Muzzie chicks on interpals are desperate and boring from my experience. If you want someone that only wants to have sex after marriage, go ahead.
>no French qt
>he doesnt know that muslim girls dont do anal and give mean blowjos instead so they remain 'virings' this way
Lmfao
>dont
do*
That sounds pretty great, if I weren't so Islamaphobic I'd go for them
Muslim girls are boring as fuck though. What do you expect from someone stupid enough to believe in the eternal abraham in 2017
Tru
what if i'm an autistic retard (protip i am)
can i put emphasis on my autism
I literally do exactly that
screens
I'll post tomorrow it's fucking 5:30 here I need to sleep
I have a reasonable body in good lighting and a solid sized pens
Will this be to my advantage when I am a general pleb
>tfw your qt actually has a sense of humor and will riff back and forth with you
>tfw she's also attractive and mildly slutty so you're afraid you'll get cucked
I know I shouldn't fall in love, but maybe I'm too jaded. I haven't actually felt anything but distrust for a girl for a couple years now. I just wanna enjoy this warm feeling while it lasts
Probably not a good idea to fall for a slut.