You will never be Brazilian

>You will never be Brazilian

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Thank God for that.

Good.

but anyone can be brazilian :)

Good, then I wouldn't have an excuse for still being a virgin.

Please user instruct us on how to do so.

These it involve shaking my bunda in the carnaval

Does it* ?

At least in a couple years you will be Mexico :)

Just come here and enjoy life with the people you like :D

NO! I don't want to be Mexican!

Help, how do you guys avoid being Mexican?

And get shot and raped and killed by a drug dealer

We the same shit, man. We just glorified mexicans. We're just as violent. Women on average don't look like the mualtas you see on mainstream media. They look like tiny chubby mexican girls. Sorry to break it for you.

thank heavens

Americans have been Brazilians for hundreds of years
youtube.com/watch?v=9l5ILYQAC1I

Mexico is full of amerindians, man. They look nothing like us

Average Mexicans and Central Americans look nothing like any Brazilian capital. Maybe if you go to a native reserve or join a Peruvian show.

Average huezilian

>You will never be American

Yet they look nothing like Mexicans.

My point is, to an American, we actually DO arr rook saem. And America is already full of Mexican girls anyway so why travel to the other side of the world if all you want is some shitty fat latina

wef

But you are american, you just have a silly name and no u.s. citizenship

Nordestinas são deusas em comparação com bolivianas. Mexicanas são parecidas com elas.

But we do. Brown pardo mestizo people look simple and empoverished, we not exotic or attractive.

Can't find girls like these in Brazil.

Mexicanas são parecidas com as bolivianas aqui de SP

South America is as American as France is Latin

tudo a mema bosta cara.

Continua muito mais bonita que uma boliviana e as mexicanas lembram as bolivianas.

yes you can.They might have just as much Germanic folk as the US

You can practice by becoming a fascist radical right wing white supremacist despite being brown as fuck. Disgusting country filled with violent disgusting people.

Então você nunca viu uma boliviana ou centroamericana. Se viu vai mudar de idéia.

>average brazilian grill

She could, darling no baka me anytime.

Continua mais bonita que as bolivianas de SP.

comparando bosta com merda e fica tudo no mesmo cocô

DON'T COME TO BRAZIL YOU WILL BE KILLED
STAY H O M E

Mas não é a mesma coisa. Vai pra Bolívia que o seu pau entra dentro do corpo. Nem no Nordeste isso aconteceria.

kek

Brazilians are horrible disgusting people, really. They will force you to eat sopa de macaco (monkey soup) and if you don't it's considered a huge offense. Bunch of savages down here.

But then how come you're still alive??

I eat lots of sopa de macaco to stay stronk

>tfw no sopa de macaco the US

Stop eating my relatives you racist

*in

All of Brazil is like Rio de Janerio apparently. Rio is a paradise on earth for Brazilians.

yep, the whole cunt is an humongous favela. funk carioca is our culture and everybody is empoverished living in barracos

How do I get a qt Brazilian gf?

jus get a mexican girl if you want some ugly latina

You're being sarcastic but it's true sweetie

but mexican girls look like this

Los entendí malditos brasileños, dejen de hablar de mi país.

Ain't being sarcastic, man. We literally ARE just a huge favela, look up barraco and funk carioca on google.

how to move to brazil?

also, is it true that people drive to paraguay to buy electronics?

I live with 2 Brazilians who are lovely people. Previously lived by Brazilian neighbours who were the worst people I've ever had to deal with though

kek

Why would anyone travel the whole world just to fuck an ugly latina girl is beyond me when you could do the exact same thing right now in your own country.

>troll a Brazilian
>He agrees with me

hmm

>also, is it true that people drive to paraguay to buy electronics?
Yeap, but most people just buy it smuggled here
>how to move to brazil?
Unironically just move here, getting a temporary visa is easy and you can extend it ad infinitum

Also why would you EVER get into a relationship with some average brazilian girl, besides the language barrier problem it's OBVIOUS she's only into you for the prospect of a Green Card. Why would you want to take risk taking some gold digging bitch back home and risk getting divorced and lose half your shit and kids that aren't even the same RACE. These kids are probably gonna grow into white male hating liberals when they get oldered and are gonna recent you for being a privileged white man.

Do you have to do visa runs to other countries every few months? I'm thinking of maybe moving there temporarily for a year or two. Also, how do you rent apartment as foreigner?

yeah you can and she's ugly
Br girls are better don't lie to me i have been to your country
I doubt you have been to mexico or USA

t. autistic angry virgin

Marrying a brown girl is literally playing against your own best interests as white male. Just fuck a latina whore escort hooker and get this sexual kink out of your system and go back to dating conservative white girls you filthy race traitor.

t. feminazi bitch

most gringo men stay in Brazil with the girl they get married so they can stay in Brazil unlike what this user said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
implying we are all white you self hating retard

>I doubt you have been to mexico or USA
Do I need to? Can usually see them on videos over the internet. USA grills look better than our grills. Are you gonna say I have never been to my own country too?

CHI

>visa runs
no, you can simply extend it at the federal police
>Also, how do you rent apartment as foreigner?
Just like a brazilian national, go to renting agency or find someone to negotiate a rent. It got a little bit more bureaucracy than Anglo countries
>this user said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
Wrong as fuck my friend

>implying we are all white you self hating retard
Oh nevermind carry on then, if you're a nigger you'll fit in just fine among the savages. Just be wary that we are actually fucking MORE racist against blacks than fucking first world countries. And no one will care about your feelings.

>his user said it's actually really hard to stay in brazil legally as a foreigner and you can never get a work visa so you are fucked
Temporary work visa (Visto Temporario V)

Usually, foreign employees will obtain a temporary work visa which will initially be issued for two years. An extension for another two years can be requested not later than 30 days before the visa's expiration. After this four-year period the company can apply for a permanent work visa. An expatriate holding a temporary visa is not allowed to change employers in Brazil without permission.

Work visas and a work permits are usually only issued to foreigners whose future employer is a registered Brazilian company. However, there are various and quite confusing exclusions and separate treatments to this, e.g. for technical assistance or professional cases. To make sure you get the right visa for your individual situation, ask for assistance at a Brazilian embassy or consulate or check the procedure guide for work permits provided by the Brazilian Ministry of Labour and Employment.

>conservative white girls
Pretty much don't exist anymore outside American Bible belt

STILL, ain't having kids with a parda against your interests even if you're black? That means your family will be mixed, not black. That means one less black kid in the world. That's race washing.

Whatever, even some republican girl is still considerably less leftist than our women. We have been decimated by feminism.

BLACKS ARE 2.6 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE MURDERED IN BRAZIL THAN WHITES
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Even if you're black you're still fucked.

Brazilian racists crack me up

Every western country has 95% far left, nothing but appeal to emotion women

HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA

>USA grills look better than our grills
they don't and they are fat and snobby literally twice the obesity rate of Brazil nigg
You have shit tatse and blinders on Brazilian girls are better than american and Mexicans
No i'm Caribbean
Not in my experience you self haters like to project a lot just becuase you are a neo nazi
I'm aware of all of this the average expat in the groups on Facebook and that i have met on my trips have none of that they can't get any employers to sponsor their work visas
I live int he south they literally all date black guys or uber rednecks
Nigga i'm already mixed
An expat is the same as a favela nigger

Also good luck finding work in the middle of the fucking WORST RECESSION IN 70 YEARS
valor.com.br/brasil/4890366/pib-do-brasil-cai-72-em-dois-anos-pior-recessao-desde-1948

>No i'm Caribbean
THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MOVE HERE
The culture is 1:1 the same shit. Even the women look the same.

HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USAHOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING O

This, but unironically.

>they don't and they are fat and snobby literally twice the obesity rate of Brazil nigg
Not true.

>mais da metade da população brasileira está com sobrepeso e a obesidade já atinge a 20% das pessoas adultas no país, enquanto 58% da população latino-americana e caribenha estão com sobrepeso, num total de 360 milhões de pessoas, e a obesidade afeta 140 milhões, ou 23% da população regional.
>> more than half of the brazilian population is overweight and obesity already reaches 20% of adults in the country, while 58% of the latin american and caribbean population are overweight, with a total of 360 million people, and obesity affects 140 million, or 23% of the regional population.

Source oglobo.globo.com/sociedade/saude/sobrepeso-obesidade-em-alta-no-brasil-diz-onu-20819122

> o sobrepeso em adultos no Brasil passou de 51,1% em 2010, para 54,1% em 2014.
>> overweight in adults in brazil rose from 51.1% in 2010 to 54.1% in 2014.

There is literally NOTHING good about this country besides sopa de macaco.

The Caribbean is expensive as shit even by Br standards mates plus I like Portuguese.
If cuba becomes capitalist i'll just move there though I even have actual family living there

But if not Brazil is my 1st choice I hate the states and i don't want my kids to be Mexican
America still wins in this department mate along with mexico
stateofobesity.org/rates/
int brs are one of the top 5 worst things in brazil

Don't come here, it's not like in your animes.

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both carribean and brazilian obesity rates are stuck 54% we're literally the same shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> lot of self hating Brazilians
Are all this Brazilians italian diaspora?

>int brs are one of the top 5 worst things in brazil
You haven't MET real brazilians. We're either full fascists of full communists. Not fuckign subtlety at all. Women are tainted by feminists even the few right wing ones. Also we're very racist and xenophobic towards gringos. Horrible people.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK THIS COUNTRY

UMA

PLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRUPLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRUPLEASE KILL ME SEND A BOMB NUKE THIS SHIT KILL ALL THOSE GOBLINS AND BROWNS LITTLE SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME TOO DO IT UHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEUEHEB FUCK HTIOS COUNTRU

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This pic is common occurence in Shitzil.

I can testify that she is more attractive than the bolivianas de buenos aires too