To instantly like a girl, what band does she have to like?

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tastes: doesn't matter
face that I want to fuck: absolutely essential

If a girl has heard of Ravel, "absolutely loves the Bolero" and knows nothing else of his that's a non-starter

Duran Duran t be h

girls who like music that I like are always crazy

Thundercat

yep it's all about that wet mouth

Modest Mouse

This so fuckin hard. Literally all of them. Why does good music taste in girls directly correlate with being fucking nutcases

She has to like James Blake, anal sex, and my hatchback civic.

they don’t actually like music they just want to look ””””””different””””””

It's exactly the same with guys, though.

ok but at least i’m good at hiding it

I actively avoid any girls who are 'into music', even if they happen to be into a band I like. Artsy college girls are the snottiest fucking people ever, I'll take a normie who's into beyonce or whatever any day

wf bach

Burzum, Paysage d'Hiver and Bathory

The only one I've met that shares my taste in music was a stripper.

If she's unattractive there's no way her taste will make me attracted to her

Xiu Mynckis

if she aint like them, she aint getting my dick

My Bloody Valentine
I just want to have sex to loveless, is that too much to ask for?

Macabre obviously.

>not brainwashing a girl you're already with to mold her into everything you want in a girl
Can't tell if you're underage or if this is b8

Aphex, OPN and the like.
>no /bleep/ girl to drop acid and listen to music with.

I had sex to Loveless it was awesome

I'll suck the dick of any girl who likes Dire Straits.

Hope you like suckling my mom's dick.

> he thinks OPN and apex are actual bleeps
Fucking lel, I hate when indie kids try to talk about electronic music

If I met a girl who deeply loved David Bowie I would wife her. I don't mean she's heard Ziggy Stardust & the Greatest Hits, I mean if she had listened to his discography and had favorite albums for specific reasons and she was always listening to the B-side of Diamond Dogs. That chick I would wife

is she cute?

My bloody valentine

But she has to be subtle about it, if shes some over the top "sad" goth art hoe then I want absolutely nothing to do with her

What's it called when you set unattainable goals for yourself because you know they are impossible to fulfill, so then you don't feel bad that that goal will never be met?

Swans desu

I'm gay

this
and not fat

i was gonna post the same shit, i guess im a basic indie faggot but i dont care

good fucking luck
girls with good taste are mostly very open en attentionwhory about it

Holy shit you all have terrible taste. What you need is a woman who has better musical taste than you.

What if she says the miroirs?

good for you buddy

That sucks. Dudes have terrible taste in music

you've played it up too much in your head, when it finally happens it won't be fulfilling and you'll be left without any kind of satisfaction

Sleep, Joy Division, GYBE, Mogwai

i'll take any 1 of these basically

Nice file name

most gay dudes are basic as hell desu
>tfw no patrician bear bf

What band does she have to like to miraculously turn you straight

Mostly Grunge stuff and hard rock. Not looking fat and ugly is a plus.

I don't care so long as she likes...some form of art. Anything at all. Novels, film, music etc.

I guess you whippersnappers don't get this now with Spotify but there used to be a particularly depressing kind of woman you'd meet and she'd always have a CD player and 10 CDs on a little shelf next to it. With no room for more to be added. Usually it would be the same 10 CDs as well. Basic-core you'd call it now probably.

Dido "White Flag", Annie Lennox "Diva", Abba Gold, a couple of lame compilations, a couple of lame soundtracks (The Body Guard), that Best of the Beautiful South record.

That Annie Lennox record is actually really good and you can't argue with Abba, but thats not really the point. Its like they came as a set.

FP
BP

yeah i guess for some reason girls dont need or dont care abt hiding like we do

MF doom

unironically /thread

Aww hello user. I think I'm meeting your standards but then I love Bowie more.

The wiggles.

back off, Bowie is mine.

>no matter how shiity the band is she still won't like me

DJ Screw, three six, Deicide

If I met a guy who likes or appreciates Scott Walker, I'll date him.
or even this , just switch Diamond Dogs with 'Hours...'

King Crimson. However, this begs the question if there's a girl out there who unironically likes King Crimson.