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The Poonited Peedom of Smell Shitian and Pisstern Crapland

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NEED to get out of this country but I don't have any marketable skills

haha, love it

Don't come to the shartnited States

Nova vāgīna
>Tomorrow's style
The only way for a true 4Channer

toil approaches

it was going to be a toss up between Canada or Norway

*walks into /brit/*

Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin' eh? hahaha

*leaves /brit/*

>lol fucking homeowner! laff at this man!

The mindstate of the toddling millenial.

>signed, J.Denny

the former, unfortunately

entered a competition to win a trip to thailand

thailad had better hope for his sake i don't win

Why does wax Brendan look more realistic than the genuine article (Brendy Frase')

>s. The Denster

youtube.com/watch?v=0vdjgUaphIE

BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES

youtube.com/watch?v=0vdjgUaphIE

BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES

>The Poonited sharts of Arsemerica

Work in ten minutes
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the recucklic of arseland

all is going according to plan

...

think im startin to get a bit of a fat belly, im only 22 and im not flabby at all wtf

your metabolism is slowing down, you have to start thinking a bit more about what you're eating and doing some exercise now. Enjoy

thailad have you ever been stitched up at work

yeh

tell us what happened lad

got stitched up

by Juice?

yeh it was by juice

if i could have one wish for anything in the world it would be a lifetime supply of diazepam

just took my last sip of caffeine I will ever take. not drinking any more ever

Toil in 4 minutes

Give that bastard a knighthood!

sat in the old thread like a lemon

hey thailad does thailand have the squaty bogs or regular ones

is that toad stuck in a washing machine?

PHWWWUUAAARRRRR

GORGEOUS

ABSOLUTE

BABE

LAUREN SOUTHERN IS

don't know why but this post has me absolutely rattled

can't stop laughing

My crypto fortune is going down the pan lads, down £700 in a week

Rrreeee I thought this was my ticket out of wageslavery

absolutely hilarious post

I had a massive container of lorazepam tried it once or twice and never touched it again. Awful stuff.
You'll find the squaty ones out in the sticks, but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.

>but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.

Thailad knows

screen went orange

If I move back to the UK, I'm getting one installed in the bathroom.

thailaaaaad

how tall are you?

Tek tok wajes

have to use the showerhead at the moment, got a proper hairy arse

mate is a billionaire and has one of them japanese toilets with heated seats and bum cleaners

5'11/6ft~

aw stop it you made me blush and my willy's all excited now

on m'way to work

manlet

...

fucked it

THAIRAD!!!

THAILAAAAAD

ladlet

5'7 here

got kicked out of a pub for not having id even though i'm 22 and look 22

would this happen in britain?

B.L.M. were at it again in E. London overnight, dudes.

source: Sennid Tonjohns

Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.

Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.

WTF kind of name is "Sukey?"

had a go on the nip ones a couple of times seem like a gimmick.. you could get one of these.

trim your butt pubes lad

Why didn't you have id? It's weird to not have any on you

sabaidee

...

in the last thread i talked about how i still havent tried for my learners

not going to get one of those post office 18+ dealies because i dont see the point as i almost never buy booze and i dont smoke

hi thailad

On the train home

Wakey wakey Britsies, Mr Noseberg wants you in early today!

mai ruu pasa Laos

I bet it's some stupid yank name

ever notice how jews always have dark circles under their eyes? they look like vampires, which is fitting because they are parasitic in nature

bi-minutely reminder that thairunt is a nonce

hello

and get rid of this? simply shannot

morning lads
morning nonce

Well get your Ls you fucking manchild

damnation, just carry some wet wipes and stop faffing about with intra-anal hoses.

Maybe they lurk on jewchan for 16 hours a day

cant be arsed, i live in the inner city anyway so i dont need to drive

hello poo man

still creasing at the toad in the washing machine post

Time to perv on some slutty schoolgirls

morning

Enjoy
A) getting kicked out of the pub etc.
B) having to use the spastic card

'e

used the nigger trick to get free shit

you stole something?

do german neo-nazis exist?

do they have posters of adolf on their walls?

>"sabaidee"
hmmm
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sabaid#Scottish_Gaelic

yeah

mostly in the east where poverty is higher

never managed to find a hairstyle that suits me

guess i should just acknowledge that i'm ugly and give up on life

I did it, I made a brit histerically laugh
a yank poster too, and they usually hate me
reached my peak, might as well stop posting for the rest of the week

Just wanted to tell you that I made this thread as revenge for a toadposter in another thread

go to a very professional/expensive salon and ask them to do what they think is best (with certain parameters/not too flamboyant etc.) you may be surprised.

try a dreadlock mohawk with beads and put a little twist on it

this Tbh

it was a mediocre post at best

if it was made by a poster from any other country, then it would not have been deemed funny.

>paying $40+ for a haircut
don't do this

as a one-off to determine what suits you it's a good investment

Yeah, there's loads. Wouldn't be surprised if Russians were overrepresented though

Fairly certain they were being sarcastic

You might be able to get away with doing it once, taking a selfie and using that as a reference in the future for your normal place.

>Bruce getting jealous

cute

i pay $35 AUD per haircut

too afraid to go to the gooks at just cuts just so i can ave around 15 bucks