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NEED to get out of this country but I don't have any marketable skills
haha, love it
Don't come to the shartnited States
Nova vāgīna
>Tomorrow's style
The only way for a true 4Channer
toil approaches
it was going to be a toss up between Canada or Norway
*walks into /brit/*
Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin' eh? hahaha
*leaves /brit/*
>lol fucking homeowner! laff at this man!
The mindstate of the toddling millenial.
>signed, J.Denny
the former, unfortunately
entered a competition to win a trip to thailand
thailad had better hope for his sake i don't win
Why does wax Brendan look more realistic than the genuine article (Brendy Frase')
>s. The Denster
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BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES
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BRING OUT YOUR WAGIES
>The Poonited sharts of Arsemerica
Work in ten minutes
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the recucklic of arseland
all is going according to plan
...
think im startin to get a bit of a fat belly, im only 22 and im not flabby at all wtf
your metabolism is slowing down, you have to start thinking a bit more about what you're eating and doing some exercise now. Enjoy
thailad have you ever been stitched up at work
yeh
tell us what happened lad
got stitched up
by Juice?
yeh it was by juice
if i could have one wish for anything in the world it would be a lifetime supply of diazepam
just took my last sip of caffeine I will ever take. not drinking any more ever
Toil in 4 minutes
Give that bastard a knighthood!
sat in the old thread like a lemon
hey thailad does thailand have the squaty bogs or regular ones
is that toad stuck in a washing machine?
PHWWWUUAAARRRRR
GORGEOUS
ABSOLUTE
BABE
LAUREN SOUTHERN IS
don't know why but this post has me absolutely rattled
can't stop laughing
My crypto fortune is going down the pan lads, down £700 in a week
Rrreeee I thought this was my ticket out of wageslavery
absolutely hilarious post
I had a massive container of lorazepam tried it once or twice and never touched it again. Awful stuff.
You'll find the squaty ones out in the sticks, but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.
>but as far as civilisation is concerned toilets here are actually better than in the west because having pic related is standard.
Thailad knows
screen went orange
If I move back to the UK, I'm getting one installed in the bathroom.
thailaaaaad
how tall are you?
Tek tok wajes
have to use the showerhead at the moment, got a proper hairy arse
mate is a billionaire and has one of them japanese toilets with heated seats and bum cleaners
5'11/6ft~
aw stop it you made me blush and my willy's all excited now
on m'way to work
manlet
...
fucked it
THAIRAD!!!
THAILAAAAAD
ladlet
5'7 here
got kicked out of a pub for not having id even though i'm 22 and look 22
would this happen in britain?
B.L.M. were at it again in E. London overnight, dudes.
source: Sennid Tonjohns
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.
WTF kind of name is "Sukey?"
had a go on the nip ones a couple of times seem like a gimmick.. you could get one of these.
trim your butt pubes lad
Why didn't you have id? It's weird to not have any on you
sabaidee
...
in the last thread i talked about how i still havent tried for my learners
not going to get one of those post office 18+ dealies because i dont see the point as i almost never buy booze and i dont smoke
hi thailad
On the train home
Wakey wakey Britsies, Mr Noseberg wants you in early today!
mai ruu pasa Laos
I bet it's some stupid yank name
ever notice how jews always have dark circles under their eyes? they look like vampires, which is fitting because they are parasitic in nature
bi-minutely reminder that thairunt is a nonce
hello
and get rid of this? simply shannot
morning lads
morning nonce
Well get your Ls you fucking manchild
damnation, just carry some wet wipes and stop faffing about with intra-anal hoses.
Maybe they lurk on jewchan for 16 hours a day
cant be arsed, i live in the inner city anyway so i dont need to drive
hello poo man
still creasing at the toad in the washing machine post
Time to perv on some slutty schoolgirls
morning
Enjoy
A) getting kicked out of the pub etc.
B) having to use the spastic card
'e
used the nigger trick to get free shit
you stole something?
do german neo-nazis exist?
do they have posters of adolf on their walls?
>"sabaidee"
hmmm
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yeah
mostly in the east where poverty is higher
never managed to find a hairstyle that suits me
guess i should just acknowledge that i'm ugly and give up on life
I did it, I made a brit histerically laugh
a yank poster too, and they usually hate me
reached my peak, might as well stop posting for the rest of the week
Just wanted to tell you that I made this thread as revenge for a toadposter in another thread
go to a very professional/expensive salon and ask them to do what they think is best (with certain parameters/not too flamboyant etc.) you may be surprised.
try a dreadlock mohawk with beads and put a little twist on it
this Tbh
it was a mediocre post at best
if it was made by a poster from any other country, then it would not have been deemed funny.
>paying $40+ for a haircut
don't do this
as a one-off to determine what suits you it's a good investment
Yeah, there's loads. Wouldn't be surprised if Russians were overrepresented though
Fairly certain they were being sarcastic
You might be able to get away with doing it once, taking a selfie and using that as a reference in the future for your normal place.
>Bruce getting jealous
cute
i pay $35 AUD per haircut
too afraid to go to the gooks at just cuts just so i can ave around 15 bucks