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FUCK I MEANT BEST GOD DAMMIT

good guys win
best timeline

>fleurys time in shitsburg is running out

>distraction

Could Murray fuck literally any Pittsburgh girl he wants tonight

He could probably fuck some Nashville broad even

Kunitz admitting that Nashville has better fans than Pittsburgh

>yfw trashville redditors

Reminder that this ACTUALLY HAPPENED LMFAOOO

Irwin definitely played himself into not being taken.

(You) guys are really bad at picking hockey games.

I've never seen a team so unexcited at winning a cup, and I've been watching since 1989

Glad we could help the birdbros repeat cup by tenderizing Trashville

hey I got 8th

Probably? It already happened.

Good shit pensbro.

Ayy I got 3rd

hes celebrating in the locker room and having dudetime rightnow senpai

POST BEST ANIMAL

Alright. That's done. Fuck pittsburgh whatever. Draft time. Who do you want vegas to steal from your team?

Ovechkin

>tfw vegas is going to steal fleury
it hurts

>penguin is me
>fattie is you

Eberle or Nuge

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t. fans of every other team

hai

Good news there. We don't really care about every other team!

Cody Ceci
>tfw ottawa is gonna lose methot

Colin Wilson or Craig Smith

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fuck off back to Sup Forums now, kid

>you will never bully Milbury on national TV

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If nashville wanted to win how come they didn't score any goals the last 2 games?

You still aren't the franchise of the decade faggots.

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get it out buddy

why couldn't you proofread you autistic fuck

Just getting in. What were the threads like at that Preds goal that was whistled off?

the threads are still up, dumbass

ask on reddit.com

Enjoy your """victory""", I'm sure the brain damage makes you incapable of realizing this series was a farce and your cup is worth about as much as shitcago's half season """cup"""

Because I'm autistic but also hyperactive

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

time for the offseason lads
let's gear up for
>3am australian rec league streams
>random b-team bullshit streams
>vegas speculation
>crying about the pongs
>rags
and so much more

get it alllll out buddy

you fuckin autistic fucker

>the Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2016 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2017 Stanley Cup
>You are here
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2018 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2019 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2020 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2021 Stanley Cup and now hold the record for most consecutive cups

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They're gonna take fleury, but i'd prefer they took Maatta.

CBC montage time

Cute penguin. :3

>no players saying where they were born and favorite player growing up
Rogers was a mistake

I love Australia

get a sense of humour pleb.

Well we have won 3 this decade, you've got to get one more, then we'll start talking.

>When Guentzy develops into the new star of the NHL, above even McJesus

I've already said it my dude, don't even care the pongs won, they probably would have won this series anyway. But if you could look at this series objectively, you'd be upset at how shit the NHL is and how this was a tainted cup victory.

>my team wins the championship
>happy for a moment and then realize none of it really matters anyway because I'm just a fan and had no impact on the outcome of the game
>then realize no gf


Life sucks

>Ottawa was one goal away from the stanley cup

kill me

Still the only team to beat Crosby in the Finals. Feels good man.

>we
>you
uhhh

who excited to see who the los vegas flamingos pick in the expansion draft?

Except these p'layoffs were fucking fantastic. Yeh the final wasn't that good unless you're a pens fan, but the playoffs were wayy fucking better than last year.

>literally every single season goes by people say this shit
>still no closer to true

Rogers fired the CBC montage guy. This was his last one with CBC

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was goalie interference anyway. whistle changed fuck all.

god i fucking hate crosby

That's actually pretty sexy

it looked like Daley caused the contact

At least we have that year where Hasek won them the Cup

oh wait

I love him. So much.

offseason?

/sharks/vegas/

don't @ me.

Except the final against the shorks wasn't won by the refs, like this one literally was

I buy merchandise so I support the team.

>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2022 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2023 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2024 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2025 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2026 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2027 Stanley Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2028 Pittsburgh Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2029 Penguin Cup
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2030 Stanley Cup against the Crosby era alumni roster
>The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the 2031 Pittsburgh Penguins Cup

yeah me too bro 5th line 7th man for life! go seahawks!

In the twilight of your empire I suppose

The torchbearer if you will

/Lifelong/ mingo here.

Goodbye /hoc/, see you after the summer (probably)

Reminder that in EVERY season that the Pittsburgh Penguins have won the stanley cup, they defeated the Washington Capitals. 5 of 5.

>tfw will get to watch the second annual dartmouth stanley cup parade led by my boy sidney
>tfw I'll be there every year util he retires

If we didn't go to games how would the teams exist, but most of Sup Forums is too autistic to leave the house to go to a game so it's a tough concept to grasp, I know.

>2018 sharks
>2019 Vegas

after that the Ping pongs can 8 peat for all I care.

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I LOVE YOU DUCKIES :D
IM SORRY THERE WAS NO WATERFOWL BOWL :(

Hey bro we just won the cup!

>hockey

The refs missed all sorts of calls this series, they do every series, the Preds and the Pens still ended up facing each other, getting screwed by the refs together and the puck bounced the way of the Pens. You want perfection? Institute replay on every single whistle to make sure there's no missed calls for penalties, proper icing calls, whatever else.

>and the Conn Smyth goes to "intent to blow the whistle!"

I'm curious was there really a following of Ducks fans that cheered on the Pens?

what a dashing prince

>sens chased fleury and brought murray in, essentially winning the stanley cup for the penguins

cool I'm a stanley cup winner now

flimmy
jimmy
dingos

You now remember Valierie Kemensky

How fucking fitting is it that a Swede scores on a Finn to end the series. In fact, both goals tonight were from swedes

How many games were the perds gifted from no goal calls in their favor?

Was it less than 2?