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Yorkshire

delete this racist shit

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doing a think
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Really love European history, lads

Should I get on the 47 hour train journey? or take a plane

*bitterly cancels my €1 a month donation to your patreon account*

lads the pressure washer is here. Going to give the deck a brush then it's time to clean

how bad are the trains in india?

give us a cheeky before and after?

How can a movement whose symbols are Kekistan and bad, forced memes can hope to be taken seriously

alri grandad

You wouldn't expect quality relationship advice from a 12yr old, no matter how highly they score on an IQ test, or how many books they've read about physics, or how many chess trophies they have.

Amazing how many "educated" and "clever" people don't know the difference between intelligence, education, and wisdom, and which of these is relevant for the topic they're trying to claim superiority in.

it's going to be a multi day job I think but here's a cheeky before to tease you

Ye, it's nice when the continent you live on has a history. My house is probably older than oldest existing building in your country

>another week of harrowing toil awaits me

ah yes

>47 hour train journey
>In India
suppose hell won't seem quite so bad..

>You wouldn't expect quality relationship advice from a 12yr old, no matter how highly they score on an IQ test, or how many books they've read about physics, or how many chess trophies they have.

>Amazing how many "educated" and "clever" people don't know the difference between intelligence, education, and wisdom, and which of these is relevant for the topic they're trying to claim superiority in.

Sounds like irc Drama in real life

Almost half of the net migration figures is students....

This Tbh
Just because you've got a degree in electrical engineering doesn't make you a good parent, that comes with experience

On tea break

How many of you non-aussies have been to Australia?

who drew that can't find any info? Is it just shit fantasy art

shh don't tell rorke, he'll cry and shit up the thread

you've barely been there an hour lazy bastard i'm telling mr noseberg about this

phwoar, that dirty slag of a deck needs a good spray.

keep us updated decklad

Yesterday my brother ate my scotch egg I left in the fridge, it led to a fist fight between us and our other brother, I called one of them a closet faggot and (accidently) shoved my mum
No one's spoken since, she wrote us all a letter before leaving for her night shift which was pretty deep
Pissed off because I'm genuinely not in the wrong but I've been made the villain again cause I'm the oldest, Im not even the biggest fan of fucking scotch eggs

This is LARPing but it's almost cute

The non EU migration figures or as a whole?

I'm going to strip the little tart bare and hose her down with my decking cleaner

little tramp won't know what hit her

Yeah and they're also ruining our education system, they're arguably worse than seasonal workers if you care about the long run health of the country

and that was the part the Tories were going to reduce lol

*fights in a war to save the country*
>YOU OLD PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

*works hard in a blue collar job, pays taxes and has children*
>REEEEEE YOU DIDN'T GO TO UNI, I DID SO IM SMARTER THAN YOU YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

*goes to uni on the governments dime, gets a 2:1 or below despite having all the time and resources in the world*
>I'M SMART ME, MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU, I ALSO DESERVE EVEN MORE HANDOUTS THAN THE £50,000 I GOT FROM THE GOVERNMENT THAT I'LL NEVER PAY BACK

the absolute STATE of this generation of student runts lads, how do we fix them?

The first six hours will be fine. This is a new route and well maintained. Then I'll have to change trains in Goa where I will board regular Indian railways after waiting for 6 more hours. Then 41 hours on this train

>mum wants me to get a job

noooo
I don't want to toil

Good lad. Being paid to drink a brew. Very proud of you

and how are they doing that mate?

eating peanut butter on marmite on toast lads

>Yeah and they're also ruining our education system
how so?

by being all foreign and that

proper job, she'll be fucking loving it.
>tories were going to reduce students
ayy

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love how tim's hack expectancy videos are getting progressively longer

Whole.

Non eu figure is like 70%

hate finland
love drinking
simple as

*enters thread*

Hi guys!!

*thunderous standing ovation from audience while 'Hero' by Mariah Carey blares from the speakers*

Hardly anyone would complain about immigration if none of the immigrants were muslim

hello Jakub

Don't worry lads. Voted leave to stop the muzzies getting in.

>proper job

you ARE from the westcountry you fucking liar. Nottingham indeed. I called your accent the first time i heard it

lightweight cars have an advantage on the downhill

OOH ARR AM FROM THE WEST CUNTERY I AM
OOH ARR GONNA GO WORK IN "THAILAND"
I HOPE THEY HAVE LOTS OF COMBINE HARVESTERS FOR ME TO MAKE CIDER WITH

They would hate the Polskis instead
The fashs literally need an enemy to unite against to exist

Alri Columbo

>he swiping the screen
>all those notifications at the top slowing it down

JUST

Try Nutella & PB lad, lovely.
Well that's good.
haha, I'm really not mate, why would I choose Nottingham of all places if I were going to lie?
creasing

love finland
love saunas
simple as

>Ukies literally call NōKō "Mid-night's Korea" and SoKō "Mid-day's Korea"

>47 hours on a train
>in india

thailad is from bristol. he sounds like a fucking farmer

there would be a small number of people left complaining about anyone non native. but mostly everyone would stop caring. there's not been many polish terror attacks recently, in that there have been none, ever.

Are Polish immigrants gang raping thousands of little British girls or committing mass murders? I think we'd have heard about it.

Facts and logic are wasted on you. You argue like a toddler.

she wants a nonce from bridgwater

think I have a vitamin c deficiency

>mfw I have a Satanic pentagram tattoo

I got it when I was an edgy 18 year old and still don't regret it at 23

>Facts and logic are wasted on you. You argue like a toddler.

will it be anything like the Darjeeling Limited?

where did the volume go lads? can't hear shit

my bum smells like shit

Can someone educate me on why having loads of gas in the morning can result in a runny shit?

I don't even have diarrhea, but now I feel like I kinda need a shit but I don't

Why? Do you hate aussies and americans?

lmao I think have scurvy

going to go downstairs and find some sources of vitamin c

nope not buying it. you're from the westcountry, possibly Bristol, likely somerset, MAYBE devon, certainly not Cornwall. I've got your number, pal. you cant pull the wool over my eyes

giz a whiff

just replaced a Paddy into a bell–jar without him being wise about it

>need an enemy to unite against to exist
Perfectly describes Antifa and the "progressive" commies. They literally invent hate crimes and pretend Nazis are goosestepping all over the place so they can justify their violent repression of free speech and criticism of their commie agenda.

topic of Sup Forums came up at last nights dinner. oh but don't you lads worry, I played the fool. Family suspected NOWT. xx

are you the jewish american?

yes

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this mental hospital is hell
all, and I mean ALL fuckimg day I hear the staff screeching to each other down the halls. doesn't help that the walls are paper thin. I cherish every minute of peace I get because I don't know when the next will come.
they all seem thick as pig shit too. the NHS can burn for all I care

gave the wife's son a window to own up to his Sup Forums addiction last night
nothing came of it though, spineless prick

Think you may have skipped a page here lad, whatever could you mean by this?
lol alright then, honestly I would prefer this to be the case anyway.

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is he ok

fill us in, lad. why you there, what happened?

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get out of my house!

No, my mom is literally from Estonia. My dad is MUH 100% ITALIAN HERITAGE

Why is it good non eu migrants are mostly students?

Interesante, how ever did the theme of Mongolian jugglers' online discussive venue arise from middle–aged normoid folk?

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>They go to the UK, give thousands of pounds, go home.
What's the problem?

poo willy wee bum arse

They let you have your phones/devices in there?
Take a pic user.

need mo money fo dem programs

Anyone know the Jre where Tim is brought up?

Your posts aren't funny. Your life is though, but not in a way that evokes laughter.
Please reconsider what you're doing for the sake of your family and yourself.