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Monday morning edition.

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First for the absolute state of Kilkenny.

>Monday morning edition.
It's already the afternoon.

S'hup.

*smacks lips*
hol up

>Wake up
>Check catalog
>No thread
>Panic
>Have nothing to post anyway

Last post I'll be making for a while.

What are you talking about? There is a thread right here.

alexa.com/topsites/countries/IE
>reddit is the 5th most popular website in Ireland
Explains a lot really.

Don't feel like doing anything today.
Don't want to brush teeth or shower.
Don't want to cook dinner for family.
Don't want to move from my pc chair.

I like it

Think I might be addicted to games

>lolsided is more popular than ebay, rte, Irish times, twitch or any porn site

>lolsided
Never even heard of that website until today.

How are the suicidal thoughts today boys?

They were fairly severe when I was getting up this morning, but they've faded now.

>all these weebs

Doing the dishes boys

>Not owning a dishwasher.

Not present as usual

Never heard of it either. What is it?

Suicide is a no no.

Good lad.

>Not owning a Mammy

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Quick rundown on Renua Ireland please

>Suicide is a no no.
Loser.
If you're over 16 and still let your mother do everything for you then you should feel ashamed of yourself.

The party of choice for concerned catholic grannies

>If you're over 16 and still let your mother do everything for you then you should feel ashamed of yourself.
But she says I don't do things right.

imgur.com/a/LZBX8

>Limerick and Addidas
>Not Wicklow and Canterbury

How can you not get washing the dishes right? You're a lost cause if you can't do a bit of housework without doing a half assed job.

>How can you not get washing the dishes right?
I'm a complete and utter failure.

Reminds me of my own mother

>Have a wank
>Immediately feel regret and shame

Good Catholic boy.

What part of washing the dishes are you unable to comprehend? Put some effort into it jesus. Alls you have to do is scrub off the dirt, and rinse it clean then dry them.
Does your mammy clean your bedroom too?
Manchild.

>Does your mammy clean your bedroom too?
No, my bedroom is an eternal mess.

more like thoughts about existential futility rather than suicide

I'm Protestant.

Your mother is trans?

My dog is trans.

Fuck off.

Not very tolerant.

living in student accommodation really lets you know that washing a dish is a rare skill few people have.

Hardly. Just apply water and soap. Should probably apply 'em to yourself too.

>tfw I cuck my mom by leaving the dirty dishes in the sink

No most people are dishwasher dependent. I'm literally the only person that owns a dishcloth here, one of which got nicked by my roommate to use as a washcloth
>haha wtf are these baby towels for

Just because she has a penis doesn't mean she isn't a woman user,you aren't homophobic are you?

>Not washing up in the sink AND using a dishwasher

>needing both
washing a dish is a rare skill few people have

It's not a "skill" you absolute mandy and only washing up in a sink full of dirty dishes is disgusting.

Can't you just buy new dishes when they get dirty?

none of what you said makes sense in the context of what I said. Goes to show how ignorant you are.

Put dishwasher extraordinaire on my CV again lads.

there is zero reason to own a dishwasher unless you are rich and lazy. Sticking clean dishes into a dirty fucking dishwasher is disgusting
>sink full
Apparently it is a skill if no one can do it properly. Might start a training course and do youtube videos at this rate

They're not clean because they've been steeping in water full of leftover food and utensils that have been in people's mouths.

why would you even do that in first place? Even in your post you know its wrong so wtf

>why would you even do that in first place?
Not him, but I've other things to be doing.

You'll make a great housewife.

Beyond me how you people can function independently. How do you wash your clothes, hoover, clean the bathroom, iron, cook food?
Manchild levels beyond belief. Can you even cut the grass or do outdoor work?
You don't have to be rich to own a dishwasher. Besides it uses less water than hand washing them.

Are you the same user from last night who doesn't like how so many of us appear to have given up on life? Just curious.

updated OP

Not me. I just think it's embarrassing that so many young men are incapable of surviving without their mother doing everything for them.

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>tfw got woken up early by some cunt washing dishes instead of using his dishwasher like a normal person

>owning an iron
Very fancy.

Nice baby towels. What are those for?

It's the lad who thinks he's a masculine action hero because he can do those unexceptional everyday tasks.

>tfw can't cook any complex meals
Other than that I am pretty self-sufficient though.

Would the dishwasher not make more noise? Mine does.

Missing Enda desu.

Wrapping around your head and pretending to be a Muslim.

>tfw squeamish around raw meat
I think it's holding back my culinary potential. I can only buy prepared meat like chicken breasts or mince meat.

0 - 24 Young
25 - 50 middle aged
51+ Old

>[Mam]: Who are you spending all your time on the internet talking to user?

How should I have responded?

With the truth. You should never lie to your mammy.

dishwashing experts. Go tell her how wrong she has been all these years

>"user, what do you do on your computer all day?"
The question that plagued my teenage years. My parents still ask me questions like that even though I haven't lived at home for years now.

As for how you should answer that question: "I'm discussing the big issues of our time with the top Irish minds on the internet".

My parents don't care and know I'm just browsing random online discussion sites and playing games. They never really cared either when I meet up with randomers from online.

seems accurate

>the top Irish minds on the internet
>An otaku
>Neets
>Self loathing frog
>Erratic gender bender
>Korean obsessed with an underage girl
>Communists
>Plethora of other misfits
>Luxembourgian Illuminati Grandmaster of the Freemasons

It'd make for a great TV3 documentary on the forgotten Irish shut ins

I'd watch it

the irish Hikikomori

Who would actually be crazy enough to volunteer to feature on such a show though?

These tests are always stupid.

>that eid mubarak shit on /r/ireland

[muffled distorted voice] and that's why I'll never become a wagecuck

>"Why do you post the anime?"
>"The Normalfag fears the anime"

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>Illuminati Grandmaster of the Freemasons
You lot have quite high expectations

>>Erratic gender bende

>HMS Queen Elizabeth sets sail for sea trials
>Leftists bitching about it on every news forum on the internet
>mfw

rte.ie/news/politics/2017/0626/885494-northern-ireland-dup-uk/

>How the £1bn deal breaks down

>£400m will be allocated over two years for infrastructure development, with a focus on delivering the York Street Interchange Project and "other priorities."
£75m per year will be used "to help provide ultra-fast broadband" for the region.
>£100m per year will be spent in order to support the Stormont Executive’s "delivery of its priority of health service transformation."
An additional £50m per year will be ringfenced to enable the Executive to address immediate pressures in health and education.
>£20m per year will be used to tackle deprivation over five years.
Finally, £10m will be provided per year for five years to support improved mental health services. The final two are the only areas where funds will be spread over a period longer than two years.

Could we afford these bastards? Maybe we should rejoin the UK for gibs.

>Could we afford these bastards?
Not without considerable expense from our own pockets.

In the event of reunification, I say we don't spend a penny more than they deserve on them and the Unionists that really care about the gibs can fuck off back to the mainland they love so much.

The EU would want to pony up. Massive coup for the DUP anyway.

Inb4 "I don't want reunification because it might slightly affect my quality of life".

There are more important things to worry about than unification anyway.

That's a perfectly valid reason.

t. West Brits.

So when is HMS Áine finished?

Decreasing your quality of life and economic outlook in exchange for identity politics is a DUP / Brexiteer mindset to begin with.

>saxon borders
Into the bin

Its a form of appeasement.