ITT: Disappointing teams

ITT: Disappointing teams

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>those players
>beckham being the captain
I know what went wrong

England 02-06 were more unlucky than dissapointing

How would they do with a competent manager?

HAHAHAHAHA! Rooney was a lad and Terry even had the JUST hair!

>getting fucked by Ricardo

They deserve nothing

Easy. I can post an updated version for the next 2-4 years (at least)

>Country of 120 million that live and breathe soccer
>Not even that much better than their northern neighbor that doesn't care about the sport
>best results are reaching the quarter finals while hosting the World Cup
>Have only won meaningless titles like the Confederations Cup of the Olympics

JUSTO

The problem was always Gerrard and lampard

It simply didn't work but they were both "undroppable"

Just from one single post I can tell you don't know shit

Rooney____Owen____Gerrard
_Scholes_Hargreaves_Lampard
Cole_Campbell__Terry__Neville
__________James

I just won Euro 2004.

Honestly, this.

Mexico has to be, pound for pound, the most disappointing soccer nation of all time. Their record is pathetic given the apparently huge pool of potential players and general interest available.

James
Neville Ferdinand Terry Cole
Carrick Hargreaves
Beckham Rooney Cole
Owen

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2006 World Cup winning team.

>Carrick
>Owen

>he didn't watch the 2006 world cup

nice try pal

Carrick dominated Ecuador in the round of 16, honestly he was one of England's best performers alongside Hargreaves

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>shirt numbers all wrong

Here's the patrician's list:

>James
1
>Neville
2
>Cole
3
>Scholes
4
>Campbell
5
>Terry
6
>Beckham
7
>Gerrard
8
>Owen
9
>Lampard
10
>Rooney
11

Owen wasn't nearly as good then. I'd put Rooney up top and Lampard in as the number 10, but keep the same shape.

They are still young. Have 2-3 more WC.

no they won't

you can't win a world cup with that many non-whites in your team

...

brazil is the only exception

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Deluded brits thinking their team was ever good

True. First English team to win something will be a disappointment for the rest of the world.

>Fellaini
>Witsel
>Denayer
>Vermaelen
>Michy
Expectations can't be high to start with
>Origi

What the fuck happened. That will probably be the greatest team england will be able to produce for 50 years.

Germany's WC team in 2014 was filled with Turks and Poles.

Have to agree

shit keeper, no holding midfielder, not surprised they won nothing
And don't even mention the 02 world cup team, they were so much worse

Decent proposal tbqhwy

Mexican "intellectuals" will try to dispute this

>dominated Ecuador
Fucking lel, highlight of his England career right there.

true

But that's more than most England players have done at a major tournament

He dominated one of only the two World Cup knock out games that England have won since 1990 (27 years ago)

BTFO

>Mehheeco

...

>can only name 6 of these players

Am I pleb?

Zanetti
Sorin
Batistuta
Samuel
Verón
The rest doesn't matter

I can name 7 and also I believe I know keeper and number 10 but can't remember names

zaneti, sorin, pochetino, samuel, simeone, batistuta, veron

Cavallero, I knew it

Needed a barber

Is that Pochettino?

terrry literally had the JUST hair. also I thought rooney was taller... since when was anelka english?

How did this team not reach at least a Semi final though?

None of the current crop would even make the bench of this team bar Kane.

Rooney grew like 2 inches in his early 20s.

He was 5'7/8 here.

Sorín - Cavallero - Pochettino - Placente - Samuel

Zanetti - Simeone - Batistuta - Kily Gonzales - Ortega - Verón

England XI that match:
Seaman- Mills - Cole - Ferdinand - Campbell - Beckham - Scholes - Hargreaves - Butt - Owen - Heskey

scholes looks like he smelled a dank fart

>ITT what that england team was missing

One Turk and one Pole.

Those kits burn my eyes.

These motherfuckers.

man prime ortega was incredible

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kek he had a video which showed him during his 1st day at OSC Lille singing the 'maybe it's because I'm a londonder...' song while standing on a table in the club cafeteria, but he\they made sure it was deleted forever from the internets soon after.