Is mutilating money a federal offense?

Is mutilating money a federal offense?

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yes

Yes,dollars are a private propert of the Fed
>americans don't even own their own money
>muh freedumbs

>Id : Chahd

You could have googled your post you colossal faggot

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/part-I/chapter-17

Top kek. I'm going to do this at every restaurant when I visit America.

Not sure about Bong law, but I was told that ripping £ notes is illegal, because it has the Queen on it and defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.

Pic related. It's worth about $30 US dollars.

its not illegal at all, you can still use ripped notes

Theres nothing illegal about destroying currency. It's only illegal if you deface it in an attempt to change the currency value written on the note. Like adding another zero next to a 10 on a 10 dollar bill to make it look like 100 dollars.

Of course.

Oh? Just something I was told. I rarely come across a twenty as I'm skint. I saw a £50 once, but I think they're out of circulation.

Also our coins are cool. They make a shield.

of course not. otherwise those coin stretching machines at tourist attractions would be illegal

using money for any non-money reasons was illegal at one time in the uk but that was years and years ago

A better one is to photocopy the top of $50 note and carry a bundle with you

that's pretty cool desu

That's actually pretty fucking neat, desu

Our $5 note's queen transforms into a whale gobbling a cock

>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency

why are brits so cucked?

>I saw a £50 once, but I think they're out of circulation.

nope. they are not very common, though, since ATMs don't give them out. most times i have seen them it has been a tourist who got them from a money changer.

and yes our coins are the best

wew lad its the British Coat of Arms

It's the royal shield senpai

My favourite coins are 50 pence and 20 pence becuase they are not round, becuase fuck round coins. Also the 2 pence coin is bigger than 10 pence.

When I was a kid we had half pence coins - the "ha'penny"; totally useless.

NO CHILL AAHAHHA!

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mate wait until you see the new £1 coin
just look at all those sides

>defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.

Sounds North Korea / Islamic Muhammad tier

>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency

Er, what the fuck are you talking about?
That shield is as British as bad weather and football hooliganism.

Three lions, m8. Mean anything to you?

>house windsor

are your names windsor?

Don't half the burgers around here think you should be able to beat the crap out of someone defacing the US flag?

It's like the law in which you can't carry a plank of wood on a London path. It's a relic of the old days and it's never enforced.

>Three lions, m8. Mean anything to you?
nope

what does Windsor mean to you?

nothing beats the jingle of pound coins in your pocket as you walk

feels supreme pulling out a fistful of gold coins to pay for things instead of some little notes

>compares people to an ideology
>has more respect for a corrupt family than a good ideology

in thailand you can be arrested for defacing money, as it has an image of the king.
i knew someone once who was warned just for crumpling up a note and shoving it in his pocket when he got it as change in a store

The queen is literally, LITERALLY, the head of state of the UK, so sorry famillio, it's our flag.
Also if we're being pretentious don't forget that this was the first flag of burgerclapistan.

well they wouldn't have owned paper "dollars" under the original, more libertarian system, prior to the first national bank. the banks all issued their own currencies, exchangeable for silver. it would still be a crime to deface or destroy those, it would just be a very stupid one since you could take it to that bank and get your actual silver coin.

There's a new design for the £5 note too. It's going to have Sir Winston Churchill on it.
I don't like him. He took us to war and destroyed the Empire.

That £1 coin looks great: those national plant symbols: English rose, Welsh leek, Scottish thistle, Irish shamrock.
That's a solid coin.

>coat of arms
>flag
pick one faggot. or do you have trouble understanding the difference?

>what does Windsor mean to you?

it's a place in berkshire where there's a posh school and a big castle
legoland is there too

>muh subjective opinion is better than yours

your the retard, you thought the coat of arms belonged to someone else

youre telling me that doesnt belong to house windsor?

Found one of those coin stretchers outside of a royal asset?
As far as I'm aware they only exist at attractions owned by the crown hence they have special permission.

and the new £20 has turner on it
it's beautiful. when they come out i'm thinking of getting a nice new one and framing it

Is the Amerilard triggered that the first flag of his country has the Union Flag in it?

Defacing a note is illegal but destroying one isn't

>If any person prints or stamps, or by any like means impresses, on any bank note any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence, be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding [F1level 1 on the standard scale].

funny thing is, i don't even know if thats a nigger who did it, since nigger culture is so glorified in the US and everyone talks like one

so what your trying to say is, because I don't personally own the coat of arms it's not representative of my country in the same way the British flag is, do you personally own the US flag, your logic makes no sense, the coat of arms is basically like a second flag

>In the UK, the Coinage Offences Act 1936 prohibited the defacement of any current coins. This was repealed in its entirety by the Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, thus removing the prohibition on coin defacement.

>talking about coat of arms
then you:
>flag flag flag

do you understand now how irrelevant your post is? its not even a trigger. its you being a complete idiot. and here i thought all british were smart. must be a shit skin.

Aye

OP was asking about the US. they have them everywhere there.

but yes i also have a couple from the uk. i have one from bletchley park, for example. they are not uncommon.

I thought legoland was in Denmark. But I'm a northern cunt so don't give a fuck.

I still have a big box of lego blocks from my childhood. My daughter plays with it. She builds houses and throws them at the dog.

When she gets older, I'm going to teach her advanced shitposting. There's a lot of potential there.

> post a pic eh cunt

>do you understand now how irrelevant your post is?

relevant enough to make you reply

You don't understand.
The ROYAL Mint mints the money.
The ROYAL Mint is owned by HM Treasury/Exchequer.
The Exchequer is a part of the government.
The government reserves it's right to rule through the crown.
The crown sits upon the head of the royal family.
The crown also sits upon the head of state.

Asians are the only ones I know of that use 50 squid notes, no idea why. It's always a pain in the backside because you need to get a manager to sign off on them if you work in a store.

>Who is Neville Chamberlain

>Dat handsome husbando JoTu

Fuck off piss stained France

Calm down m8

it was never your country.
it wasnt when the coat of arms was made by royality.
with the influx of shit skins, it will never be your country.
you are pleb; a peasant.


the fact that you think its your coat of arms is funny.

A cop would have to literally watch you personally deface the note, and even then a court would have to defeat reasonable doubt, so this is basically a non-law. A ripped or marked note could come from anywhere

If you're too dumb to see the analogue then it's true, the American education system is a fucking failure.

I was showing a bunch of kids this for the first time in like year 8, and I got in trouble because this cunt of a PE teacher thought I was showing them porn on my phone or something, wouldn't accept when I tried to explain it, made a face like it was absurd when I told him you could make a whale blowjob on the legal tender.

Didn't help he heard me saying shit like "ha lol I'll get the pubes in", letting a bit of the queen's hair in view.

you just proved my point.
that coat of arms is for that family, not yours.
where they sit is irrelevant.
where you sit is not.
where is your coat of arms?

>a whale gobbling a cock

Fucking Australia.
How the fuck? What??

the royal mint only makes coins matey
banknotes are made by the bank of england (except those funny scottish banknotes)

both are companies wholly owned by the government though

>American asshurt about coats of arms

Why don't you post your families coat of arms? The one that entirely made up because your family were a bunch of catholic peasants who fled to America because Europeans had enough of your shit.

M-MUH HERITAGE.

Where did anyone assert it was their coat of arms?
Show me the post when it was asserted it was 'our' coat of arms.
Fuck you're retarded.

>still going

see and keep up:

mate what the fuck are you even on about
if you have a point to make, fucking get to it already

its not YOUR coat or arms.
but yet you sport it like a nigger does nike or gucci.

also i just noticed i have a very Sup Forums id

well, i'm british, so yeah it is my coat of arms, actually.

are you saying that you personally issue banknotes? or that the not-at-all-weird giant floating pyramid with the eyeball on US banknotes is yours somehow?

>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency
>why are brits so cucked?

Because they've been rendered functionally retarded. Check this out.
A gaggle of mutant Anglo scum rallying to the defence of House Windsor as "english". They're actually MORE ignorant of their own history than high-school Americans.

If Britcucks are this passionate about a German plutocrat pretending to be their sovereign and acting as their Head of State, imagine how little they'll resist the Muslim invaders.

our bank notes were made by the people for the people.

yours was made for royalty by royalty.

its not yours. it was never made to be yours.

Legoland started in Denmark, but there are several others around the world.
They're not technically owned by LEGO anymore, a British investment firm bought them, and then LEGO bought a large (but not majority) stake in that firm.

If a note's fucked beyond all recognition, I would simply just refuse it.

I don't see where anyone said that the Royal shield was anyones but the Royal Families.
It's the coat of arms of the royal family which (technically) rule the UK (hence the name United KINGDOM).
Holy fuck there is literally no argument.

>Isle of Man
You're a crown dependency so if anyone here is cucked it's you sunshine.

>this is what americans actually believe

That's pretty collectable compared to our currency user

Pipe down, lad. You'll get rekt.

lay the fuck off nadia mate

>well, i'm british, so yeah it is my coat of arms, actually.
The Saxe-Coburg family's modern coat of arms is a British-flavored update of their German aristocrat's coat of arms. It's about as British as Samsung or Sony.

>bank notes were made by the people for the people
He actually believes this.
US bank notes are printed by the federal reserve which is a privately owned institution. Those bank notes will never be yours no matter how hard you want them to be.
Sorry chum.

>I don't see where anyone said that the Royal shield was anyones but the Royal Families
You're trying to claim it's British though.

You're cucked to shit because you have a German family's crest on your own coins.

kek'd

Devilish.

>flavored

Top quality bait for normies

If you paint your car with tiger stripes, is it a tiger?

>You're trying to claim it's British though.
It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_coat_of_arms_of_the_United_Kingdom
The crest has existed way longer than since the House of Windsor took power.

Australians are the most childish and immature race of people I have ever met.

>t. person with a redneck NSW ozzie father.

that's a bit like saying that trumpy is german or whatever
the current queen's father and uncle served in the british army in ww1 fighting against the germans

Fuck off with your "euro", grenouille.

Nah it's british now. Just like tea.

>being this salty he doesn't get a Queen and a snazzy as fuck coat of arms
Go and dry your tears with one of the spare hamburgers you have lying around

>defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.
Then why does she look more and more like my ballsack as she ages?

What is up with waiters and bartenders? They call the customers "my customers" They sound like the house niggas Malcolm X was taking about. They have an overinflated sense of self worth

Gypsy you neither own the stolen copper.