Burgers are waking up

>Burgers are waking up

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Already up baby

On the plus side, Didgeridingus's are going to bed.

WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST.

I gots to admit that's pretty fucking cool

i wish breh

I went to a local burger joint for breakfast yesterday at 8 in the morning. I'm completely serious.

WAFFLES BITCH

The night's just getting started mate

Call me a burger one more time and see what happens

>Burgers are waking up
>Hillary is leading in the recent polls

Oh FUCK I'm out of maple syrup

What of it?

Use peanut butter and jam.

wow, imagine what a shitty life you must have to find this entertaining.

I DON'T HAVE JAM

Hey pal :^)

t. Frog who doesn't like or have fun and anyone who does is a degenerate

I don't know what you're so angry at us over, Algeria, but you could always go grope some poor French girl to get that negativity out of your system

Yeah, just think about how much more fun it is to pray toward Mecca 5 times a day!

Use melted butter and powdered sugar.

>How americans start the day.

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Burger

ick

I came ITT just to call you a burger, burger.

Burger burger

You're a fucking burger

Now eat me.

Hello burgerfag

Canadas up they got you covered bro.

I see no problem with this dingo's post.

cool.

That gear looks comfortable as fuck and well thought out. Is this Civi role play or some countries special ops?

Well, it's more entertaining than living life as a french person.

Fuck, I love my country.

This gets me every time.

it was pretty funny, to be honest.

This morning I'm having leftover beef burgers, for lunch I'm gonna grab a steak salad from Casa rita's, for for dinner I'm going to have chicken burgers.

Have you prayed to Mecca yet, frenchy? Don't be being haram now!

Burger for breakfast, Amerifat reporting in as woke. Third Worlders keep crying. We need your delicious tears to wash down all this freedom sandwich.

Lol fuck off Muhammad. We know your religion is no fun allowed but don't force that garbage on us.

We can help you with this task.

Mine had bacon on it, the coke came in a styrofoam cup, and the fries came with tartar sauce.

Comfy as heck.

MERICA

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>tartar sauce on fries
disgusting, use mayonnaise

Goddamn, this was fucking amazing. We really just rule the shit out of the rest of the world. How can Eurofags even compete? (Protip: They can't. It's not halal.)

IM FUCKING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>How can Eurofags even compete?
We can't.

Aww, shucks, I ran out of bacon yesterday in honor of Ramadan. Currently having a Bud Light, and this motherfucker tastes like sweet goddamn freedom. I might even go outside and fire my 9mm at shit.

The mayo was on the burger and nobody offers mayo on the side. Closest you get is fry sauce, which is half ketchup and half mayo.

When are mods going to ban these frogposting redditors?

Dubs of truth.
We'll be there soon, Hans. Til then, hold onto your bratwurst, and peace be upon you.

HAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT THE FUCK

most of that sounds made up. who the fuck fries oil, anyway.

Like it's something better. I spend most of the fucking day with aussies.

>shoot the hospital
That got me good

>tfw they call me burger but I'm really chicken fried steak

just another day in megacity one

More like fuck your sister you inbred donkey-fucking Americunt

>yuropoors will never know the base pleasure of a monster-truck show

I'm so sorry.

I've noticed a spike in ledditposting in the last hour

It's been some years since I took French in high school, but...

>guy is 13
>really likes Robespierre
>parents don't like this
>theyre just jealous of his devotion to rebespierre
>hit him and send to room
>there he cries and gets raped by Robespierre
>father walks in
>Robespierre says another quote
>Robespierre jumps out window
>next day father guy find his father has been beheaded

How did I do?

>implying I went to sleep

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good morning

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You ain't even woke

I know it's not as interesting as death metal concerts at theatres but we try to get by

Seamus is upset and hungry because he couldn't find a potato in the field today. Sorry, maybe you'll be able to eat next week :(

Fun not allowed!! :^(

Cinnamon Sugar, it's what I did back in Alaska all the time.

boiga

get this filth our of here

>Ameribros and a Pole shit on a kebab.

coffee. black

B U R G E R
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MY FEET HURRT

>tfw you go to Australia and everyone there calls you a yankee, as if I want to be associated with those demons from the north.

How do drivers spines survive such punishment?

Americans don't have spines

This is correct. We have evolved a tube of cartilage as a replacement to better allow for our round shapes and to conform to the back of any chair.

>Starved to death or immigrated to the US during potato famine
>On an island, famed for incest and alcoholism, surrounded by water
>Nobody thinks to go fishing

wew lad, don't you have a woman to punch? Also, you're welcome for the continued survival of your subspecies.

I think it is from an American sniper in Afghanistan.

>That gear looks comfortable as fuck and well thought out.

Consider joining the army as a sniper to fight for Isisrael, if you really like it that much.

Yeah, that's why we took yours

Kek

>best posters are waking up

gee, what a drag

>waiting to pull the trigger

you only have yourself to blame toothpaste spawn

...

What kind of place is that?

BLACKED

memes aside, me too, can't stand eating in the morning.

Looks like a nice hotel. The university of kentucky is a public university so it's hard to believe they would build something like that unless it's for the basketball team.