>Be Australian
>Shit internet
>Aboriginals
>Either hot or really hot all the time
>MFW despite all this, I'm never gonna get shot at by a nigger or an angsty white kid in a highschool
Be Australian
Mason Bennett
Alexander Hall
hows your thread going m8?
Chase Miller
Pretty fucking welll
Jaxon Jackson
Its doing lovely, thank you
Aiden Wilson
It's fucking cold right now mate. What the fuck are you talking about?
Jason Fisher
you will get mauled by an emu instead m9
Matthew Flores
What's that 'seam' that runs between your arsehole and scrote called?
Wyatt Bailey
So you won't get shot by that kid because you are in Australia, and not because you are over 18 and definitely still not in highschool.
Caleb Sanchez
...
Matthew Morgan
75% of Australia is abo
Joshua Hughes
I'd rather get shot than hear "G'day" 24/7
William Jackson
golly gee! how do you do?
Jack Gonzalez
>feels bat man
Ethan Walker
>tfw NBN
>Never seen an abo where I live
>Seasonal weather, never overly hot
They call us the lucky country for a reason m8
Justin Nelson
Noice.
Nathaniel Sullivan
>He isn't greeted with a cheek g'day mate howzit goin when he nips up the servo
Why live?
Ryan Campbell
Ya Gucci
Luke Hernandez
11°?
Why is it so cold there?
Luke Hernandez
If Europe goes to shit, is it worth moving to Australia? I'm Scottish.
Owen Moore
>10 degrees
>cold
Jackson Allen
It's doing better than your country.