We want Kristen Stewart but we don't have the budget for her

>We want Kristen Stewart but we don't have the budget for her
>gotcha senpai

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Holy fuck she looks like her clone and is yet more attractive. How does this work?

Teresa Palmer is 10x better than Kristen Stewart.

actually she looks like 70% kstew and 30% Naomi Watts, and Naomi Watts>>>>>Kstew, so that explains it

fags

Kstew has more character. This blond bitch looks a little too doll like for my taste. And I bet you good money Kstew fucks better too

>More character

She has NO character. That's her problem. She seems like an empty shell

i like what i'm seeing

You're confusing her acting ability with her personality. Kstew looks like the type of girl who suck you off in high school for a pack of cigs - not because she can't afford them, but because why the fuck not. I would totally smoke a bowl with her and then have no strings attached anal sex

When you grow up your heart dies.

kstew is perfect

being brainwashed for twilight

People are just memeing when they say Kristen Stewart is hot? Right? I mean you can almost smell her through the monitor when you see a picture of her. What a disgusting "girl" she is.

Kstew bros

>And I bet you good money Kstew fucks better too
Maybe if you're a girl

faggot

Pretty sure Teresa Palmer is higher valued these days.

Atleast my dick says so.

>I mean you can almost smell her through the monitor when you see a picture of her.
That's her appeal

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how many films of kstew have you seen

such a pretty grill but such a shitty movie list, wtf man, that goes for both of them actually

tp looks old and used up now.
that baby must've been a vampire

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your dick is tiny and comes at a touch

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she looked really young in warm bodies

Like 2 or 3 and that scene with her tits.

she's like a more bland Kstew with a moon face

>get me K Stew's prettier and less slutty younger sister

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Why are Australian women so much more attractive than British women, given the shared genetic stock?

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what the fuck is that on her nipple, disgusting

Teresa Palmer is way better than Kstew anyway.

they both can't act

but TP looks female rather than like a skinny boy like KStew

and TP has slightly better bad acting

'no'

flawless
not nearly enough
I was 15 when twilight came out and I went to see it with my high school gf and she whined about how plain kstew was. all the while i secretly thought to myself about how kstew is among the prettiest girls ever

>you will never see pap shots of kristen breastfeeding in public
>she will become and old ugly dyke and never have kids

teresa and kristen should do a sex movie together where they play lesbian sisters incest and it has a happy ending for once

plain girls are joking themselves if they think they have anything on kstew

>moon
>doll
Neon Genesis Evangelion live action kino fucking when?

Palmer has much better tits.

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WATCH IT ROONROON

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She was in a film with Chloe Grace Moretz

It must have been very damaging to Chloe's self esteem

Teresa Palmer > Kristen Stewart

treacherous nigger

delete this

you better retract that statement, pal!

Palmer looks a little too average. There's nothing stand out about her. She's very "normal pretty".

Whereas Kstew is gorgeous and has distinctive facial features. It's an easy choice.

i gotta say kstew sucks at acting, knows she sucks at it and is bored shitless of it, but probably cant do anything else (she is cute thou)

Y'all saying KStew can't act probably haven't seen Personal Shopper which is some top-tier Assayas kino

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I love both very much and watch all their movies.

But it's obvious Teresa Palmer is more stable

>Wasn't molested in her youth
>Not druggie
>Straight, married with kid

Let's not forget her sexy Aussie accent.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-bpW9lAlKU

MOMMY

I dunno. Like 5-6. Every time I do I'm reminded why I have a Kstew folder. What a woman.

>>Straight, married with kid
lol you're a cuck

>Theresa is far superior to that Twilight rat face bitch lol

Teresa Palmer is so hot, literally perfect.

Don't look at her feet

>jodie foster and her lesbian friends got to molest and trade young kstew around to their heart's content
life aint fair

literal angel

prove it

There's a whole website nigga

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Her smile makes me smile

She was a cute boy to be fair

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>Yes good waifuist, defend my honor and promote me online *rubs hands*

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Wow. Is that really her?

Damn, i guess if u photoshop a person u can make anyone ugly!

>Take K Stew
>Give her blond hair and blue eyes

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Also
>not a lesbian

>she will never choke on your dick

lol always scheming

she was blonde before

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s-stop

Failing at women THIS HARD. kek/zozzle

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>you just KNOW

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Stewert has the best fuck me eyes on the planet.

>ywn see dakota go to town on kstew with her evian bottle

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Sure does.

klek, dakota looks like a giant baby there

Shoulda been Jena Malone

If they both went down on their knees , wearing translucent sarongs outside your paradisian bungalow by the ocean, and asked to marry you: who would pick? ,10 sec decision.

kstew