Mfw a British person called a pickle a gherkin near me

>mfw a British person called a pickle a gherkin near me

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>mfw an american was fat near me

vintage 2009 Sup Forums right here

I refuse to believe this is true and I don't want to look it up.

I will hold on to what little respect I have for them.

We also say pickle

Gherkin sounds like the name of a Gulag administrator

Sounds like the last name of a German footballer

>mfw yanks calls Coriander a Cilantro

>mfw yanks calls aubergine a Egg plant

Nice ''English'' you got there.

I can't think of a single player in our NT's history whose name ended with -in.

>not calling it Chinese parsley

It's our language and you will adhere to our rules

I swear, uppity colonies these days..

Gherkins are the best type of pickle. Just a tad sweet, and small. I'm sure you know all about that though. ;^)

Its true mate

>mfw an American called a Courgette a Zucchini near me

>brilliant in burgers
What did they mean by this?

gherkins are just very small, sweet pickles you cucklord
all gherkins are pickles but not all pickles are gherkins

>aubergine

racist

>mfw Americans call a gherkin a skyscraper near me

;^)

"the special relationship"

>building a monument to your chode
Will billionaires ever learn?

>crisps

>Canada defending this stupidity

You guys are such fucking cucks

>Will billionaires ever learn?

No. London is too stupid unlike Paris when it comes to placing skyscrapers.

>mfw an American called a pickled cucumber a pickle near me

>mfw when an American calls a black man 'step-dad' near me

We also have a "walkie talkie" building which accidentally reflects the sun down to the pavement and can melts the paint off cars parked below.

>not enjoying London's contrast

As long as arabs dont come along and bulldoze the old architecture I find it kind of beautiful.

Paris is fucking disgrace, culturally and aesthetically. It's top attraction is an electric pylon, and its 2nd is literally a glass pyramid.

>biscuits and gravy

>hobnobs in gravy

Are American's retarded?

>mfw an American called a sub-zero one a "cold one" near me

>mfw an american called a twisting plankhandle a doorknob in my vicinity

bamter xD

You're a grubby geezer, innit? Stop faffing about.

>mfw a Brit starts kneeling down after a akhbar is over heard on a loud speaker.

>peanut butter AND fucking jam
>Together
>In a sandwich

??????

peanut but and jam is great, especially in toasted bread

>o-oh shit we got to come up with a clever insult for Americans fast!
>I k-know, call him fat! That'll s-s-show him!..

>mfw an American called jam 'jelly'

>mfw a brit called losing a war "multiculturalism"

>Twice the rate

Seems you are at a peak of obesity congrats Tryone

Why is British English so goofy compared to American English?

at least you aren't seething about it or anything...

"Pippin onna a subbie wit me lads" as my grandpa used to say

>faucet

wait what do you call it

Only faggots say pickle m8, it's a fucking gherkin you americanised slag.

Because Britain is a lot more fun than America and we don't worry about what words Lemar and his homies use and what they think of ours.

mfw one called an aubergine an eggplant

Twisty turny water splasher

A tap

You got to worry about what Muhammad and his imams think or else it's 40 lashes.

>mfw bongoloids unnecessarily pluralize math
>mfw they also refuse to pluralize sports

>daily mail

We call that loo roll here m8

*pluralise

>uncle married a british woman
>she unironically gets mad when you don't know what a pram is
Strange nation

Americans are just too stupid to understand words without naming them after their function or purpose

>mfw a pavement is a sidewalk
>mfw a dustbin is a waste paper can
>mfw a roundabout is a circular intersection
>mfw a pari of wellies are gumboots

Closest I can think of is Gundogan

We've been known to call them faucet taps

waterolic liquid dispensary appartus

They also call a garage a 'car hole'.

>mfw americans have algebra and calculus classes, insteas of just a singular maths class

>tap taps

>mfw Brits call a garage a garrige

Sidewalk is correct, but most common for the rest are trashcan and rotary. We call them Wellingtons too.

No it's garage. Never heard of car hole

>car hole

Never heard of that till today, made me reply so 10/10 would bait again

>using z's for s's

cute I used to do that when I was 6 as well, did you ask your mummys permission to use the computer today?

>Sidewalk is correct
Does that mean the road is a centre walk?

>mfw American call a vase a vayse

>Never heard of car hole

i spent last summer in Dallas and they all called roundabouts "traffic circles". really strange

>mfw there are people on Sup Forums from native English speaking countries who do not know a basic Simpsons reference

youtube.com/watch?v=JhbJnlIvfyc

>mfw Americans shower with their shoes on

Update: also roundabout is common too.

Is the road also not made of pavement? Wasn't it paved by someone?

You call it Vazz

Ase is pronounced Ace like Asexual.

>hearing the american woman pronounce mirror

Horrifying stuff

Fucking kek

Our roads are tarmaced not paved like yours

how else will I get my shoes clean?

So we're all just ignoring his cock or what

"mirrr"

Has Sup Forums been colonized by Sup Forums?

No you dummy, it's a central drive

>brits call a guy with tits a girl with a feminine penis

jam and jelly are 2 different things Mamoud.

Too right, I don't jelly my cock up your sister's ass

Sup Forums founded Sup Forums you fucking newfag immigrant