/heem/ - No Dweebazoids Allowed Edition

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Does anyone else get second hand brain damage watching mma fighters doing the boxing guard and bobbing and weaving with 4oz gloves?

This is the thread.

They have to be wary of takedowns

Yeah this is the thread.

Fuck you WMMA fags

This here is the bread

So nice to see the spammer get BTFO in his poor attempt at making our threads

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Is Carlose Conduit a meme fighter?

No, Carlitos Condit is however

It's all good guys

calendarnigger blown the fuck out

*shoots for a single leg*

I SEE YU SUN BOI

There's mandrama tonight right? Why don't you go hang out with the rest of the misfits on /asp/?

Who's your favorite fighter girl?

Didn't Chad Mendes and Carlos Condit basically retire?

what did you mean by deleting that post

Who is your 2nd favorite female fighter?

>We're almost there.
What did he mean by this?

Favorite female fight?

so many filtered posts what the HELL is going on in the octagon!

Chad is suspended

Actually I've never thought about that my man. If only there was a female Schaub.

Turbosperg is seething no one used his thread

Youre just virtue signaling that youre an aspie that we need to be patient with

Mackenzie

Yeah I know but didn't he basically say he was gonna retire and focus on his celebrity hunting business? Condit also said his heart wasn't in it any more

remember that time this guy submitted 41 picks and got every single one wrong with the majority being first round hirota goofs?

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For me it's Thicckenzie

Well he can't fight for one more year so he has to find something else to do.

>tfw this weekends card starts at 4:30 AM

I'm not even that mad at it

That's when all S. Korea cards always start casual.

do you have the webm where shes in the pool

Please delete my picks from this. Mine are the first ones on there. I'm not the spammer and don't want to be associated with him. Thanks bro

The card is in Singapore

calendarnigger is a retard that cant read filenames

How about dat Cutelaba completely emasculating Frankenstein?

no, but I made dis

Tbf the spammer is intentionally trying to pose as me. I just think it should be clear at this point that those picks are mine and not the spammer as I bringing it up. I understand how it can be generally hard to differentiate but it shouldn't be in specific instances like this one. Schaub bless.

This is what dementia looks like

Seriously

does the spammer think we are all retarded?

>Holm gets ko'd
>Goes from the undefeated champ to 0-4
>Gets cut

Was USADA a mistake?

I think you would be surprised.

>Bethe
>KO'ing anyone

Casuals were a mistake

It would be a hilariously sad end to her career

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>Gets cut
whoa whoa whoa

she got cut? wtf

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If Holly can't finish Bethe inside 5 rounds she should just retire.
That's a TKO

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She will if she loses against Betch-ey. That will be 0-4 in her last outings

Can Betch pull off the slick sub on Holly in this epic battle of the bundas?

>Bethe's only losses were against Ronda and a split against Raquel
People like to look down on her but she grinds out results.

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>germaine

looks like a.....

that germaine de randamie fight was some hot bullshit though. technically she lost, but that should've been a draw or majority draw. ref was a dumbass.

i don't see bethe having a chance. i mean, she got tko'd by honda.

What about her?

Is that Gomi? The madman.

yep gomi fought at heavyweight one time even though he weighed 150lbs

aww yiss. face is only a slight turnoff, but more than acceptable. muhdick-tier body.

TELL HOLLY IM CUMMING

is she the new miesha?

Imagine this picture actually rising your blood pressure.

cheeky

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mckenzie is naturally thicc miesha has fake tits

if anything miesha copied her

If you mean that both are uglycute - yes, but Dern's tits are natural

Does anybody have a webm of the Kimbo vs Dada """""finish""""?

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Miesha was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

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good decision lad

we /thickenzie/ posting now?

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samefag

what would your reason be for filtering me. Im unironicly the best poster here. No pretending 2b toughguy posts, objective discussions and no biased fanboying. What is there more to want

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I'm finna swang n bang on you're face

how much do you bench ? you looking like a chick, biggest dork in heem

calendarnigger just wants attention

The most impressive part of this webm is his gf calling for the elbow

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Someone post baby_cynthia.jpg. I wanna see this autist squirm

I used to be amazed that you could read that from her lips and then after rewatching the fight I've heard her yelling elbow and I was no longer impressed with your performance

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>I'm a blue belt in jiu-jitsu but I'm a black belt with these hands

What did Mike Perry mean by this?

He's a practitioner of the swang n bang

Nice hat

>shout out Nashville, thank you JEEE-SUSS

who was the commentator for that fight, the one who yells holy smokes when heem of the year happens ? That guy was good, should be on more cards

Favorite analyst?

These guys.

calendarnigger more people are starting to know youre the spammer i have you in a 100 mile radius

you coming big boy? post the radius on a map. i wanna laff