/cum/

I was supposed to have a lambo edition

WHY did the cryptoocurency market crash?

Just a dip. Buy more memes while they are cheap

You're ugly as fuck and you make no money don't talk to me. I'm famous you're not just fucking kill yourself you cuck

Last meal

Did all of them crash?

What could have been

you never know if you don't go
you'll never shine i you don't glow
-mike pence

...

>Mike pence quoting Smash's All-Star

is that a common sight in latvia

yes, me on the far right

>go on /biz/
>people are trading $100s worth of bitcoins
>they are worrying all $100 all day

lmao... i actually like the idea of memecoins, it'll grow.

if i could buy some memecoins at my bank and hold it there, i'd put like 5% of my saving in it. but im not good enough at tech to trust i could buy it and it wouldn't get stolen from me somehow.

Do not trust /biz/ memecoin threads. They are just speculating and they know it.

>tfw no coins

I am very silly.

is the cryptomarket crashing? Never understood the whole thing

N-no

Don't believe the shills

About a year ago I accidentally spilled roundup all over myself
Now they say that shit causes cancer

I got paint stripper on my dick once so don't feel too bad

Add 40 +1,000. Add 1,000. Add 30. Add 1,000. Add 20. Add 1,000. Add 10.

How much do you find?

How many of you guys are Hispanics, black, or muslim?

>Muslim ban is back
Things are looking up

i think it's because someone spread a rumor that the creator of the software died.

little autistic kid that went to Waterloo. not from China either like you'd expect at Waterloo, guys russian apparently.

Everyone here is a non-white

ADADOOOOOODEEEEEEEEE

what do nerds do when they dont have to go to work?

HABUBABABABALAALUUUUU

im all 3

fuck drumpf and FUCK white people

vidya
/cum/
fap
drug
learning to dance

YAAAAASSSSS

>nu-speak
ironic shitposting is STILL shitposting

I drink diet root beer
;_; i like root beer
But i dont like the calories

is nickelback just lynrd skynrd for midwestern moms?

Just installed Windows 8 on a nice quick but older computer. Giving it another shot over windows 7. Too bad windows 10 offers aren't around anymore.

install GNU/linux if you care about liberty

1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10 = ??

How much do you find?

Windows 8 is the worst of both worlds dumbshit
Literally a tablet os

5000

swallow the gnoo pill

Jews

God hates CIA and he has a bunch of ETH bags

Do you think it'll crash more guys? I'm gonna buy some more later in the week so I'm hoping it goes lower

Hello Tyrone.

Fucking hell is eth gonna dip below $200

More or less yeah

> tfw too poor to buy the dip

What coin do you think will bounce back best percentage wise?

Answer, Diego.

Gonna buy more?


I think coinbase has frozen sales like s bunch of fucking kikes they are

I'M 5'11

I'm 5'5

Unsure desu
If it ever goes back to $400+ I'm selling off a bunch of mine. Its value getting sliced in half in like a week is not a good sign

most likely , btc is sub $2200 rn. It's a bloodbath

>tfw bought more btc just a few days ago when it was $2700

Why are you ignoring me you autistic fuck...

>Some guy asked me if he should invest in Monero a week ago
>I say no. Tell him that all cryptos crash eventually and it's not worth the risk
>He says 'okay', and stocks up anyways
>It's started dropping faster than jumpers during 9/11
>mfw

My wallet lets me swap coins for free, which coin will rebound best? ETH, BTC or LTC?

Why do you think I know? My anus is being destroyed right now. If anything do the opposite of what I say

Crypto is interesting because it is the only form of investment which is tied to literally nothing

Stocks are tied to companies
Bonds are tied to banks
Loans are tied to debtors

Crypto is tied to the hopes and dreams of society's vagrant technocrats. Literally nothing influences the price except wether or not new people are dumping capital into the system.

I always thought that the endgame for crypto was that it would hit a natural peak where it could no longer entice new capital because of how expensive it was.

>all cryptos crash eventually
>doesn't realize that most cryptos are up 100s of percent now on the year even with the crash
Enjoy 7 percent gains over the decade wagey

Not gonna open blockfolio for 2 weeks and then everything will be fine

I have never even seen a female

I can't cut bait right now, but we were foolish to think it was going to rise meterotically forever

The market is small as fuck, only a few million people are invested, the room for growth is enormous

My lambo though

I think it's time we settle for a golf or something

It's your fault I'm in this mess rn anyway

Is it even possible to offload large amounts of crypto

...

Yes, ask my lambo

Kek your "friend" who told you about ETH was lmm?

Sure can't wait to mine all this useful cringocurrency

delet this now

I havent lost any real money at least.
I only made one purchase ($40) of eth when it was above $280. Made most of mine when it was below $150
I'm still in the green but seeing my shekels go from almost $1k down to half that in a week still hurts to watch

>People freaking out about a 10% fall in the price
>It's still 500% from where I almost bought in

Lmm died in a canning accident a year ago
Well yeah I'm not actually in the hole either it just sucks

It'll bounce back, it has to

I thought your friend was a real person and not some foot kraut loving dummy on Sup Forums

>crypto talk
>irl

Post the damages boys
Dont talk about the dead like that (pbuh)

Sir! Can I get one /cum/ babby, please?

>not getting your friends to sign up on coo base for free ten dollars
>implying you have friends

I've got a chunk of btc somewhere as well I didn't bother

This is a story all about how my blockfolio got turned upside down

>multiple versions of the same commodity
Wew nice diversification

>went from 2.6 btc to 1.9

I think I'll just uninstall Blockfolio and forget about this for a year or more

>listening to oyster bay and buying ltc

Litecoin has retained the most value of all the coins so far and if you bought when I said so you'd still have made a 30 percent profit, stay poor

Someone PLEASE explain to me what a bitcoin is

I actually have what WAS a few cents of ETH at home. probably worth a something now

A bad meme lately

did people really sink all the money they had in this shit?

It's a digital currency.

Tfw permabanned from Robinhood
Markets gonna crash shortly anyway

How did you manage to get banned from that?

Threadly reminder that just because the value is artificially determined by people and not the government does not mean cryptocurrency isn't fiat.

Tbf, the people that did only have $500 to their names.

I doubt it. Even with it crashing you would have had to start buying shit a week ago to have lost money

is there ANY evidence at all that sandy hook happened?

people keep saying that conspiracy theorists are crazy yet i havent been able to find a single shred of evidence confirming it happened

somehow there are no pictures, or video, or anything, they bulldozed the school within a month, and the documents they released were 90% redacted

I tried to lie about my age and sign up when I was 17 in 2015
They seem to have blocked my SSN from ever trading with them

*devours feces*