Pray for Martin edition

Pray for Martin edition

First for Martin sux

This, I hope he breaks down completely.

first for Punished Martin: A Fallen Legend (of daytime tv)

Sam>Carol>>>>>>>>Ola>>>>>>>>Scarlett>>>>>>>>>>>Lisa

Who /teamMartin/ here?

Lisa is a beaut!

Literally nobody

jesus could his laughter be any more fake

Carol>Lisa>Ola>Sam>>>>Scarlett

gotta luv those Milf chebs bruh

ahem

ola>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>larry>>>everybody else

Fake banter by Martin he will be crying again by end of show.

Not going to argue with that but I forget she's even in the jungle unless she's on screen. Maybe she'll do something before being voted out.

>Sam that low
boils my blood that

Vordermilf>Sam>Lisa>Ola>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gogglebox slag

>I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. On radio you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go!

Adam is a manc bro id go hacienda with him.

lmao

RamBro

>ousbsjajhsgahjabva oh BOIS
What did he mean by this?

fucking hell these sound effects

He's punching it.

tfw ola gf

sam>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ebola

>sam
Literally who?

>Sam
The 3rd nipple though.

>ooooopen
What did he mean by this?

>Martin ruled out
Bullshit lads

get out!

DON'T DIE ON ME NOW DAMN IT

>It's a Bant and Kek trigger Aussies episode
>Bart vs. Australia 2: Bant and Kek Boogaloo

...

Is it me Or!!???

kek
Well played.

>I'm named after Sigourney Weaver from Alien who has an alien born from her stomach!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW CAN SHE NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE SHE'S NAMED AFTER

KEK

Napalm strike when??

Let's spice this season up a bit.

One of the most frustrating things on TV is watching all the cunts on gogglebox watch classic movies and not no anything about them. It's amazing how many of them haven't seen stuff like Alien, Die Hard, Terminator 2.

Can you blame someone for not remembering everyt detail from Alien: Resurrection

>this show and all the women on it without makeup

Men really are the most attractive sex. N-No homo.

Theyve got some really sexy women this year

>It's amazing how many of them haven't seen stuff like Alien, Die Hard, Terminator 2.
How does that even happen? I could understand it when they saw Basic Instinct and Cape Fear, but those? They're too famous and popular not to have seen at some point.

The Martin Meltdown is still on.

/ImACeleb/ is fucked though. Football the next 2 nights and then Apprentice on Thursday.

>ywn be spitroasted by Joel and Adam
why live?

whenever the big nose qt was on last year, she was actually better without makeup