Did you know this man wasn't even born in California?

Did you know this man wasn't even born in California?

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CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA

Flea wasn't even born in the same country as California

The power of equality

Anyone can become Californian once they go through the Californication process.

Especially in Michigan

Did you know this man wasn't even born in California?

Chad Smith is actually named Chadwick Gaylord Smith

how can a state be born

Virgin flea
Chad gaylord

How Can States Be Real If Borders Aren't Real

When a daddy society falls in love with the resources of a mommy native land, manifest destiny happens.

mike patton wasn't born in california? but he made an album called california. what a fraud!

>Chadwick Gaylord Smith

fitting

sounds more like theft than birth

Yeah, the successful story of a native Californian is one that leaves this shit fuckin state anyway.
Only tourists stay here.

I'm technically a native Californian but we left when I was like 4 so we got out right before the google/price boom and our house would've been worth 2 million had we sold 5 years later.

You're god damn right. Now listen to the beautiful sound of your fingers hitting every plastic key sending electricity into your computer and shooting your words and thoughts into space and back and ask yourself, what was it all for?

What does RHCP stand for

>Everyone from Mr. Bungle actually comes from California
>makes an album titled California
>Antony Kiedis gets pissy thinking they're ripping him off again
Really makes you think

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Radical Homeless Captain Picard

>again
The key word. Anthony couldn't be too careful after Patton stole from him multiple times

>do it like they do
>how do they do it
>Califorina
>try it like its true
>try to be you
>in California
what did he mean by this?

Retarded Homeless Californian Pussies

>tfw creedence weren't even from the south, they were from california

You fucking wish, Anthony. Even at the time FNM released its first album with Patton and Mr. Bungle released its debut, your band was already irrelevant

why so many california references in pop culture? is it a good place after all or is it just some kind of romanticism?

Michigan is the GOAT US state imo

Red House Chili Painters

rick owens?

Wouldve kek'd at this 5 years ago

>GOAT state
>when Detroit is in it
pick one

Did you know this man wasn't even born in New York?

Really hilarious childish post

Romanticism. It's got a cool name, famous things happen there (Hollywood) and it's warm and sunny. The real best state is Massachusetts though

Never been so I couldn't say, probs better than a lot of other ones tho

California is very overrated. Expensive, a lot of crime, shallow "progressive" urban culture, but it's a large state so you can have fun here in certain areas. LA, SF, these places though aren't what they once were.

La is great wtf you probably don't even live here

LA is gay dude

>BSSM irrelevant
>In the middle of a world tour

Le ass is on fire XD

He was though. Kiedis is pathetic