Let's see how many there really are and lets never use them again in music!
List every lyrical cliche ever
FIRE
DESIRE
Every songwriter ever will show up for this! Here we go!!!
It's the WORLD WIDE WEB, honey!
CAN'T YOU SEE (although some of my favorite songs use this)
>millennial whoop
>literally every love song referencing cigarettes
this is just cancer now ahaha
Any song about heartbreak+low-self esteem is becoming cliche ahaha
love
Using the word baby
bapirupitu baba ta papa
>walk
>talk
FAST AND BULBOUS
Orange door hinge
Toniiiiiiiiight~
NIGG[spoiler]ER[/spoiler]A
Singing about ass hair getting stuck in the teeth, that one's been done to death. That or if I have to hear one more song about cock in her ear! Boy don't get me started!
open the door get on the floor
>nigger
>trigger
we're all gonna party
>STOP
*music stops*
>I'm down on my knees
Begging you please
this is the worst one
SHE SAID:
feelin in my chest
put to rest
disgusting
>the way you walk
>the way you talk
I like these ones
Clapping to the beat
my heart is on fire
it's filled with desire
i'm down on my knees
i'm begging you please
oh baby can't you see
you were made for me
it's the way you walk
it's the way you talk
>millennial whoop
smoking a cigarette
oh baby
the best girl i met
oh maybe
toniiiiight
open the door
toniiiiight
get on the floor
>millennial whoop
[guest verse: mc negroid]
ay yo
pull up on a nigger
hey ho
pullin on a trigger
>want
>need
>[guest verse: mc negroid]
This shit ruins so many songs
I WILL END YOU
this is anti-cliche now ahaha
All mainstream songs can be fit into 4 types
1-"I am hardcore."
2-Countryside music
3-Party song
4-LOVE
BUt many times love fit at into one of the 3 previous.
90s song
[girl voice]
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Party all night
All day all right
Lets dance.
[rap musician start to rap]
Hey there hear with me,
there is no other choice right here
I will get into your dance song rap to you
You can't skip this thing no matter what you do
I will prepare yourself to what to come
Infusing my rap into your dance songs.
[girl voice]
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Party all night
All day all right
I am a person from the night
Lets dance.
[rap singer rap]
Yo, you can't stop me
You need to see.
I am preparing you for the future
How you will nee to be.
You are problaby thinking
why this rap vocal at a dance song.
Just listen and play along
You can't avoid me in this song.
Don't dare to try
I will be here all night
Preparing you to the future
By infiltrating in your present
No matter you want or not
If its make sense or not.
You will agree with me not matter what.
You know I wont stop.
Do you know the boiling frog
Thats what I will do
Heating up your song
Until you accept rap too
[girl voice]
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Lets dance, dance all the time
lets dance dance dance
Party all night
All day all right
Lets dance.
ALL NIGHT LONG
10/10
OOGA OOGA OOGA OOGA BOOGA NIGGA
I GOT MY FINGER ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN TRIGGA
ending a line of lyrics with "tonight!"
I FUCK WHITE GIRLS
Clapping
bubbabuh bubbabuh buh
>ay
bubbabuh bubbabuh buh
>ay
sounds creepy af when read spoken word lol
>I don't care what you say
Anything equating love to drugs
...
TONIIIIIIIIIGHT
I've been complaining about this for years, I'm glad it finally got a name
Jesus
WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT PARTYING
>nigga
My Daedalus to your Bloom, was such a perfect wit
what is this
give me an example
>My momma told me
>bigger
>Using the word Dear repeatedly throughout an indie folk album
>I've become so empty (one of the only acceptable uses I've seen of this is Carissa's Wierd where the narrator was being appropriately overdramatic due to the context of the story)
>La la la
>Open the door
>Let me in
>Can't you see
>*Whistling*
>Every line of Edward Sharpe - Home has become cliche thanks to brainless indie pop folk
truly the worst one im sick of hearing it
Sip this dick
Ride my bitch
Clip this clit (say what?)
Wet tip hen ax
>being high
Google it ya dingbat
youtube.com
the most irritating noise in popular music, i do not think i've ever enjoyed a track that does this
>buhbabububububuh wrist
>buhbabububububuh bitch
>buhbabububububuh shit
>buhbabububububuh dick
>nigga as a filler word
you know how in music there is the occasional "whoaaaoohhoo" that constitutes a significant chunk of the song? That's it.
oh
I thought it was this
youtu.be
bitches on muh dick
>ay
thot is very thick
>ay
skrrttt
all those lifeless and cutesy commercial "indie" tunes are just painful
Red hot
Ooh baby
What's your number?
Let's go
Love me
I'm yours
All over my butthole baby yes do it
THAT'S RIGHT THE MASCARA SNAKE
make it stop
I'm pretty sure that's a cuĂca.
Someone send this to Warner, we've got a talent on our hands here!
Not sure about the rhymes but these are done to death:
>all night
>this night (last forever)
>let (me/it/her) go
>put your hands up
>lose control
>sun comes up/goes down
>party
>saying beat or song during the song
>whole chorus is written in second person
Just can't keep me satisfied
Looking fir a real lover!
Every Gene Simmons lyrics and half all Paul Stanley lyrics
are then any good music with this instrument?
...
the warioware games used the hell out of that instrument
youtube.com
The entire Live-Evil album is phenomenal.
I'm a loser
I'm a naughty girl
I'll break your heart
She's a real heartbreaker
My cock is ready to blow
The heat is on
Oh mama
Oh daddy
"Yeaaahhhhhh!"
-James Hetfield, 1982 to Present
>yfw
make it
fake it
take it
Genious, you're wasting your time and talent on this site.
Hiphop adlibs, millenial woop, blues "baby", "yeah", "alright"
>...baby
>you're making me crazy
>Genious
>Desiigner noises
true story: the other day i was 69ing with my gf and one of her ass hairs got loose and fell onto my face and into my mouth by the time i came in her mouth
finishing a chorus with "tonight" is one of the things i hate the most in the music world.
EVERYBODY WALK THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR
which song is this it sounds familiar
>gimme a reason to believe
>inhale
>exhale
>A band has a singer and a rapper
>The singer sings soft poetic lyrics while the rapper raps in slangs and unnecessary cursing
Shake that ass
>like *blank*
>like a *blank*
>the [reefer / weed / whatever people call it nowadays] got me like
>what the fuck am I saying
>LYRIC then whispered lyric
>Saying who's featured at the beginning of a song
>are then any good music with this instrument?
Samba/Batucada, you twat
>Rhyming "girl" with "world"
>Down on my knees, begging you please
>"HEY!" *tambourine rattle
>Emphasis on "tonight"