People like this don't actually exist, do they?

People like this don't actually exist, do they?

Yes, you

>18

>lost vcard at 16
>first threesome at 17
>feel happy that i seem to be a chad, look forward to the exciting and varies life of social and sexual discovery i was sure awaited me
>literally zero action of any kind ever since i was 17
>20 now

i guess it was just a fluke. Feels bad man.

This is b8

...wrong

The fuck happened?

i had/am having a similar experience. i;ve had sex with over two dozen women but havne't fucked a girl in five years now.

I'm the literal opposite of you

>kissless virgin until 24
>start to lift, dress better and be more social
>turn into almost Chad
>banged 31 different women in 2016

>Lost my virginity at 14 to cousin
>Spent a good two or three years doing her in every possible way
>Stopped at 17
>Now 23
>Haven't had any action since apart from getting head from gay guys

Why even live?

So you can bang more relatives.

31yo virgin here.


Ask Me Anything

Still virgin at 31.

Dealing with other people is a chore.

fuck each other

Women learn from their mistakes of youth, fortunately you were one of those mistakes. Better love lost etc.

This is complete bs. Kys

>banged 31 different women in 2016

try to make this more believable next time

why are you still on this site

only redditors, sjw newfags and normalfags left after gamergate and the election

Not that guy but that is hardly impossible if you're a good looking guy, that's around 1 girl every 2 weeks which isn't that bad if you go out every weekend/ use tinder and have lowish standards.

my 20th birthday is tomorrow
still a virgin
tfw i missed out on teenage action
tfw i missed out on everything in my teenage years

22 years old V-lad reporting in. Currently debating whether or not I should hire an escort. I've been thinking about this for years, I was originally going to do it on my 20th birthday. I'm more interested in kissing and cuddling with her though because the loneliness just hurts at this point.

I guess this is what they call a bait-a-male.

have you ever tried tinder? it's FULL of sluts, dude

and you'll continue to miss out if you keep doing what you've been doing

Don't rue that missed time, you're still young as fuck and early 20's are the best party years. You can still change things if you feel as strong as Dennis in your reaction pic.

If I gave a fuck about changes in children's fashion trends on Sup Forums I'd be leaving at least once every year.

All my cousins live in different states now so no chance of that happening.

Guys, yeah. Girls these days are assfucked 50 ways from sunday by the time they're 10

>adult
>still on Sup Forums

ishygddt

You must be me. Also haven't had sex or a relationship in 5 years, yet before that I either always had a gf or never had a problem getting anything casually. The really fucked up thing is I am literally in the absolute best shape of my life right now, yet no prospects.

do it if for no other reason then to get over the psychological hurdle.

hey user,

see you in 10 years

>tfw lost virginity through rape

give vivid details

No, of course not.

>Spent teenage years on Sup Forums
>Twenties soon to be spent on Sup Forums

Yeah that's probably solid advice. I just wish I cared enough about it to look past the hit my wallet will take. Will I feel like a big boy?

american pie is the same premise

Not really, it doesn't count with a hooker, that's totally against the whole point of it.

Just lie to yourself enough until you convince yourself it's the truth. Sometimes I forget that I actually am a virgin.

You won't feel any different other than not being a virgin, which is only important for your psyche. It won't give you any more confidence in picking up regular girls, if you even make an effort in the first place.

>It won't give you any more confidence
it'll make you not feel like a huge fucking loser

Paying a woman for sex?

Paying a woman for sex will make you not feel like a huge fucking loser?

You'll feel like a real winner paying a woman for sex?

22 year old here, lost my v-card when I was 21. I've since banged multiple 18-19 year olds from work. Just go for stupid highschool seniors who want an older man

I'm turning 20 soon. I plan on blocking this site by then.

>20 now

Just kill yourself kiddo. If you're not 25+ virgin then your normie stories are not welcome here.

>it'll make you not feel like a huge fucking loser
In the short term, if you feel that insecure about your virginity, I guess. It still won't give you any more confidence with women, whether it's looking for a one night stand, or a romantic relationship.

Not really. If you live in a big city and use tinder and go to clubs you could probably fuck a different chick each friday and saturday night.

I've only had various one night stands with girls, about 3-4 per year, but I have never had regular sex with a girl/girlfriend.

I take this to mean:

While I have some initial appeal to girls on a physical level, there is something about me/my personality/my sex skills which ultimately repulses females.

You are here forever.

Better than me. My autism usually turned them off before we even left the bar even no matter how drunk they were.

Dude, you're 20, you can easily get with a teenager still (unless you're in some state with harsh AoC laws), or just girls your age. It's fine m8 and you have so much time to have fun, dumb young action.

25 is kind of the cut off point where being young and stupid is frowned upon, and each year past that it gets even worse.

Girls don't care about personality, especially ones who have one night stands.

Maybe you have a hairy back or a pointy dick or something, girls don't like that.

I went through a streak of this for a few years and it really sucked. One nighters are always fun in the moment, but I always felt really empty afterward.

You'll eventually find a nice lady like I did. I had a streak of 5 ladies in 3 months (which is a lot for me) then immediately found a really awesome chick who I DIDN'T fuck right away and we've been together for over a year now.

Don't give up hope!

>hairy back

This is bad? How to fix?

Lost mine at 17
1 year later had sex again
3 years dry spell, had sex twice in one year after
1 year later got a gf for 6 months
Quit bitching.

I've had a girl tell me my dick was half the size of her ex

AMA

>5 inches exactly
I know this small dick feel brother

Girls can be so mean, I've literally had a girl stifle laughter before.

I've avoided sex at times because I'm so embarrassed now.

>be 21
>never even talked to a girl socially that isn't a family member since grade 8(before that I only ever talked in class)
>don't even care because I'm autistic and have conceded to the fact that I'll never be able to talk to a girl without being insane awkwardness
>just have fun fapping to whatever fucked up fetish I want
Not saying it's overrated, but at this point I don't even have any grasp of what sex would be like, and I think it's better that way desu. Better to have never fucked then to have fucked and never fucked again.

>tfw every girl ive slept with has told me i have an exceptionally large dick
feels good man
I measured it at 8 inches hard

Are you happy though?

>tfw every girl I've been with that's commented said it was really big
>one chick was really small and I couldn't even get it in all the way without hurting her

>tfw boned one chick for a bit and she kept telling everyone it was massive
>we split
>she's still in our friend group
>starts telling everyone it's tiny
>even though way more chicks said it was bigger now I'm really self conscious

O-of course...

Seriously though, yes, I'm pursuing other things in my life and am pretty happy with the way things are going. I know asexuality is a meme but if I were to stay a virgin my whole life as I am now I wouldn't care. No doubt in the future when I'm like 50 I'll probably regret it and wish I had grand kids or something but I'll deal with it later

Had a girl cry during sex because she said it hurt too much

so she sucked me off instead

You are not experiencing one of the greatest pleasures of human existence, user. You can still live a happy life, but you can't escape this reality.

Don't care desu. I'll also never do a lot of things I would like to do in life because of my autism, but you have to learn to live with it or else be a mopy fuck and kill yourself.

Why is sex so powerful? People ruin their entire lives, family, fortune, careers, just to bone some chick.

Why is it that powerful?

In all truth, sex is a meme. Don't get me wrong I enjoy it but the happiest person I ever knew was my great aunt.
She lived alone but had a very fulfilling life and died a virgin at 89.

It's literally the way we were designed, to ensure we survived as a species. Don't fight human nature, embrace it.

Animal instinct. It's a stronger than feeling that a majority of people cannot repress.

im not a virgin, im saving myself for marriage

tell her she has no tits or that she is fat is she has tits

The only virgin girls I know are muslims or just absolutely hideous, I wish I married young to some sweet catholic girl.

Huh?

Her ex? How tall is he?

>LITERALLY never talked to a girl until I turned 18
>been dating now for 8 years
>I cannot connect to any teen or sex-comedy movie in existence
>I cannot connect to any regular human male during college
>I cannot connect to any colleges at work
>I guess I'm alpha for getting action but I don't know if all of this is really what people think of when they think of relationships

Ive been in a relationship for years now, but her libido is lessening on the daily and I'm afraid of leaving her because I have sacabeus cysts on my balls that I dont want other girls to be grossed out at even though appearently they're not caused by anything bad and theres nothing I can do for it

That sucks man but I will say this, girls can be surprisingly understanding about physical flaws like this because they have so many insecurities about themselves. Your current gf accepted it which means others will too.

This is true. I was in the worst mental state of my life from ages 16-20 because I couldn't accept my autism. The passage of time and growing up helped me a little though and now I can honestly say that even though there are a lot of things normal neurotypical people have that I simply will never be able to experience in this life I'm not bothered by it because I have accepted my place as the pathetic worm of society.

>20 now
>20
fuck off kiddo

when did you lose your virginity anne erin?

Define virginity

benis enter vagina

19

>You are not experiencing one of the greatest pleasures of human existence
kek holy shit, come on now. ive had sex with a genuine qt while on ecstasy and i still wouldnt call that "the greatest pleasure of human existence". its nice but dont overrate it like that, its not even in the top 10 things you can experience as a human being

>18 years old non-horrible looking female
>virgin

No, the only women that remain virgin at that age are the extremely ugly ones or the uber religious ones (religious for real not the "I pretend to be pure but I really suck mad dick" type of religious girls)

>religious girls are virgins meme

What pleasures?

Wrong.

Did you miss the part where I wrote

>(religious for real not the "I pretend to be pure but I really suck mad dick" type of religious girls)

Maker your case.

Obviously some of them are, not too common with christian white girls now but they do exist.

Masturbation is often better than sex, but come on, sex has to be in the top 10. It's not just the physical sensations, it's also the emotional validation through the intimacy, it's the human contact, it's the pleasure of fulfilling your biological purpose.
Wrong, there are plenty of girls that just don't want to have penetrative intercourse.

There are also some genuinely aspie females in this world.

Make*

1. Baneposting
2. Watching pure kino
3. Watching Trump win the election live
4. Starting a meme
5. Shitposting drunk at 5am in the morning
6. Eating crab legs
7. Frogposting
8. Browsing late 90s - early 00s internet
9. Breaking PR at the gym
10. Watching LOST live with Sup Forums

...

these are my top 10 personal experiences. the best sexual experience ive ever had would be around 15, while the worst sexual experience ive ever had would be at like 150
1. DMT
2. Heroin
3. Peyote
4. Heavy doses of LSD
5. Hanging out with my best friends when I was a kid
6. seeing a completely star lit night without any light pollution for the first time
7. buying my first home
8. traveling to new zealand
9. traveling to ireland
10. traveling to japan

11-15 would be more traveling, DUDEWEEDLMAO, and getting my first dog

THEN sex

>it's also the emotional validation through the intimacy, it's the human contact, it's the pleasure of fulfilling your biological purpose
maybe this is why we disagree. this pretty much means nothing to me, i dont feel validated through sex

You guys are having sex wrong.

But benis in the vagina.

>But benis in the vagina
Wait...THAT'S how you do it?

24 year old kissless virgin here. Never even held a hand, barley talked to a girl before

I'll do it for them - many teenage girls (and I know this sometimes even persists into their 20s) are frightened by the prospect of sex. They can be frightened of the health consequences, because the female reproductive system is way more vulnerable to illness than the male version. They can be frightened of the social consequences, because unless you want to be extremely obtuse, you know that female virginity is valued socially very differently to the male version. The idea of something being literally inside of them can be frightening, as can the idea of an organ needing to "break" and the socially diffused idea of cherry popping as being painful. They can be scared of the prospect of being naked in front of the opposite sex depending on how confident they are in their bodies - teenage girls are notoriously insecure. They can be terrified about the prospect of pregnancy and their parents finding out. Believe me, there are girls who go into therapy over sexual anxiety.

Yes, it's easier for girls to have sex than men, and yes, 99% of the time a female virgin over the age of 18 will be that way by choice, but pretending they don't exist is just projecting your male perspective of intercourse onto a teenager girl, who has a totally different set of experiences, preferences and fears to you.

If you unironically rate stargazing, smoking pot and playing video games with a group of 10 year olds as better than sex, then we really are completely different people. Disagree on the drugs (have never done heroin or peyote though), would agree with the travelling part, didn't even think about that, and can't comment on buying a home.

Two questions, do you have any theory as to why, and how badly do you actually want to do it?

just be yourself :^)

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