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Duncan Trussell edition

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Help me find the clip where he says "DICKS AND FEET DICKS AND FEET". something about finding a porno mag in the woods and it all being dicks and feet. gave him a foot fetish.

DUDE DMT LMAO

they were tripping on acid while recording this

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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I just want to listen to the JRE show with him and some great comedian guest but now it's all fucking MMA people and conspiracy theorists and shit

everytime

>tfw MMA fan and like conspiracy theories

Comedian episodes are the worst, they just talk about how hard it is to write bits and where they are touring and how hard their lives are/used to be

>Dude Mitt Romney is so weird I always do my homework
>Yeah his dad like um wanted to be president but couldn't and um did politics stuff maybe haha I dunno MCT oil bro

Today's episode with Shannons Briggs was great.

Let's go champ.

literally nothing comfier than listening to Schaub, Callen and Edie Bravo fight companion epsiodes

Y'all niggas need more flow in ya lives.

decent episode tb h

felt like half of what he said was bullshit

>I WAS BORN WEIGHIN 2LBS

"This guy sounds like the black Joey Diaz"

> look at YT comments
> opinion echoed

underrated

COCKSUCKA

Fuck off. This belongs in fitness or some shit. saged

>"There is a fundamental issue with how average citizens are able to obtain unbiased news and information".

>"DUDE! MATRIX, WEED, TRANNY, LSD, CHIMPS, GRASS FED, ILLUMINATI, DMT, SHROOM TECH, DEAD DICK"

Rogan is such a fucking visionary...

>being this mad

>dude it's just so..bizzaaare

Rogan is quintessentinally Sup Forums, you fucking newfag

>It's a Rogan cuts off his intellectually superior guests with a simplistic tangent, while they're eagerlly waiting for him to shut the fuck up

really makes you thing

Best kind of episode

literally every second sentence.

The persuasionman episode was so full of lame random tangents that I gave up.

Ice House Chronicles was way better.
>Total bro-out
>Not too much Joe
>Redban was still funny
>Peak funny Joey Diaz
>Nobody could dominate the convo because they had to go onstage
>That fag Steven Brody Stevens constantly having mental breakdowns in real-time because people on Twitter calling him out for being annoying and unfunny
>Comedians constantly asking porn stars fucked up questions
>Black hottie queefs on command

It was the GOAT podcast. RIP in peace

Recently started listening to Rogan and I like how he investigates all sorts of topics. He really makes me think.

CUE THE HEMPFORCE MUSTARD