FREEZE!

FREEZE!

You've got a gun to your head, which film is best? And you better not be lyin' or I'll blow you away.

*cocks gun*
Well?
*pulls hammer back*

Embrace of the Serpent
Lorna's Silence
Wendy and Lucy
I, Daniel Blake
Still Life
99 Homes
Police, Adjective
Attenberg
Alps
Chevalier
Babel
Code Unknown
The Secret of the Grain
Exiles

Nice pleb list idiot
*unsheevs katana*
HUAAAAGGHHHJJJJJJ
*spins and teleports behind you*
tough luck kiddo

Shakes the Clown

Embrace of the Serpent faget

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>cocks gun
>pulls hammer back
Pick one and only one, you fucking retard.

>*cocks gun*
> Well?
>*pulls hammer back*

Lol faggot I would have shot you already, that's why you cock and lock bitch.Also your safety is on, you wouldn't have to pull back the hammer otherwise.

>pretentious tryhard list
>no knowledge of firearms
>meme asterisks
is this way

>What are you waiting for, huh?
>What are you, some kind of pussy?
>Heh, you won't do shit
>*grabs gun and points it at him*
>Looks like the tables have turned, reddit
>Say your prayers, oh wait you forgot God a long time ago, didn't you?
>Well he didn't forget you! *BANG*

webdy and lucy
do I win?

I-I don't know any of those films

*kicks you*

DO I WIN

Geeze user you're so violent.

...

The matrix
Blade 2
The royal tenenbaums

*starts weeping*

*kisses you*

a-user no, what are you doing all of a sudden.

this is my favorite Sup Forums

It's what we've wanted for so long, now kiss me back faggot

F-faggot? but then what does that make you.

*places U-shaped tube on muzzle*

>*cocks gun*
>Well?
>*pulls hammer back*
what did he mean by this?

No homo then

No homo

If he cocks the gun the hammer will already be back you idiot

All throughout my life i've been unable to answer the 'favorites' question. "Who is your favorite musician?" "What is your favorite movie?" always seemed like a way to break down someone's entire spectrum of tastes into a bit-sized piece to be easily judged. I always made an effort to not say 'i don't BELIEVE in favorites' so i stumble around saying 'not sure' and name some albums or directors i really like. But when i saw The Maltese Falcon, this completely changed. I have never seen a movie whose every aspect works in perfect harmony with it's others, and feels genuinely perfect.


tl;dr The Maltese Falcon is my favorite film.

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