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this is my current eu3 campaign

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expecting hacks on my PC desu

the thinking man's bog cleaner

anime

nth for butthurt Rorkes.

Brave of her to be out in daylight.

fuckin work tomorrow

quads don't lie

>average Labour voter is a bog cleaner

youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98

any maps lads

who you playing as
byzantines?

under the sheet
dikc?

Currently dealing with a wide variety of emotions though overall I'm not unhappy

It doesn't have to be sunny

Check the UV rating on BBC Weather
It can be high on a cloudy day

need a job desu

*assumes control of timmys devices*
Ah yes, the nurses will love this

>TFW the Tories literally bought power for 1bn GBP
>They will now continue to spy on me while commies insist they won and nothing happens to our immigration numbers
>but now we'll have even less money because N. Ireland just got it's aid TRIPLED despite the Barnett formula already giving them way more than they ever pay in tax revenue

Actually fucking vile

news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

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really like the new ether crash wojak lads

emma watson has smelly pubes, she has some reallllyyyyy smelly pubes
emma watson has smelly pubes, they smell really baaaaaad

emma watson has smelly pubes
leaves them in the shower
she leaves them all over the street
because she's a piece of shiiiiit


[sung to the Doogie Howser theme]

matched with two pengtings on tinder lads

one 19 the other 22

dunno what to do desu

Really? I can't imagine chilling at a mates at the age of 24. Don't you have to be mature and go to the pub and whatnot?

youtube.com/watch?v=dKYyH0XFahw

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jiffimsoo

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got a couple hundred matches (many of them cute) that I haven't bothered to message
only on tinder for the ego boost 2bh, even though I've had a few shags off it

Literal child fuck off and do your GCSEs

pee poo 3

>Tfw no 5head gf

venven

anyone else drink while wanking
taking swigs of jack daniels during my wank right now

I bet she thinks that having a minimum waged job means that she's working class.

I just bet.

pics x

this awakened my spirit animal

how is that not working class?

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Got a flight in 7 hours lads

just cannot sleep before flying

Anyone had experience using the schuh click and collect service?

that's fake right?

what the actual and genuine fuck

*points at your fivehead*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEUHOHHOHOHO
*vigorously slaps thigh*
HEEEEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA
*realises it's my own reflection*

obviously

>tfw it isn't fake

Where u off to x

>Be Aisha
>Go to party
>Hear Hip Hop being played
>Get upset because the person who put the song on is white and it's cultural appropriation
>Apologise to black person at the party on behalf of all white people and praise them for showing strength in the face of such oppressive racism
>Complain about how most people at the party are white and that there is just about more men and women here therefore organiser is a blatant racist misogynist
>Talk about how having an alcohol fuelled party is inclusive to Muslims and a blatantly racist ploy to stop them from being invited
>Start boring everyone about Communism and the IRA when they just want to talk about normie things
>Only person who remotely listens is a white male
>End up sleeping with guy
>Guy realises you're a complete lunatic and not particularly intelligent
>Does the sane thing of avoiding all contact afterwards
>Go on Twitter to complain about white men

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It's obviously fake

magaluf with the lads

BING BING
*Jumps into a box*
WAHOO
*Collects a coin*
I'M THE BEST!
*Wins a kart race*
I'M A DE SUPERSTAR!

Imagine it would be real

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MUH

reminds me of the evolution of mobile phones except that happened so much quicker. the are all just a little rectangle with a screen now

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this is just bleak

can I come?

Not exactly, right country though I'm going to Madrid

skirts and thigh highs

why are the commie slags so pale?

they all look like they've never been in daylight

Unironically will be in ponsa in a few days

Meet me at BCM for scraps and drinks x

can I come?

I think you mean Aisha Blarney Murphy O'Doole (slave name)

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meu dios
o que e esta cadela?

tragic if you're over the age of 20

hmm

wonder if aisha knows that communism is expressly anti-christian

Have mixed feelings about muh heritage "irish"

On one hand they're excellent political back up for when the Saxon Foe gets too uppity, but having a significant amount of them living in Ireland would dilute our culture

@southerners Thoughts?

Imagine having to live with that and listen to it moaning about communism and it's "mental illnesses" to you every day

would off myself

>ywn experience love

Nihilism, mental illness, communism and pale faces are in hun, didn't you get the memo? X

option D: a cute dinner date with john

women cannot possibly grasp what loneliness and depression actually mean

all communists are automatically excommunicated from the catholic church
she commits a mortal sin (aka one that sends you to hell) if she receives communion on sunday

Feeling jealous and bitter again lads

>women cannot possibly grasp what loneliness and depression actually mean

i keep biscuits in the fridge. much better chilled.

youtu.be/PoL1Wrb1HD0

Are we done for?

hungry but not sure what to eat

i haven't seen ribena or 190kg post here in a while

Is there a /brit/ discord?

why are the chinks buying so many of our football teams
reckon they're up to something

Worse than noncing desu

They literally cant

Sure, jump on the ryanair website sharpish then lad

Is Baby Driver any fucking good, you paki twats

this, her entire life sounds absolutely tragic
cannot fathom how bad the runts itt must be to be jealous of that

Women can't be depressed or struggle from mental illness. It's impossible to be sad when you have everyone constantly feeding you attention. If youre depressed, boohoo, be a strong independent woman.
Women have no excuse to be fat. If youre a fat woman, shame on you. Stop eating and get up off your arse and walk outside a bit lazy cunt.
Theres no such thing as being chubby. Youre either obese or fit.
If you are in a relationship, and your face is sub 7/10, youre being cucked. Your stacy girlfriend is out fucking male models.
Marriage is a scam. All women are whores and incapable of long term commitment. She's only marrying you for money.
Women can't be foreveralone or incel. It's just not possible.
Feminism is the root evil cause of inceldom. Women dont deserve rights if theyre being shallow bitches.
Women need to be placed to work in factories and construction if they think they are equal to men.
Personality does not matter at all if you are ugly. If you are good looking, you automatically have a good personality no matter how much of a jerk you are.
Now get the fuck off this sub.

ah yes sinn fein

>tfw moving in with a boy I met on Sup Forums years ago

They are here all the time
Much to my dismay

what

no benzos for the comedown

wont be sleeping until at least 3am

on the charlie?

>sending a message to a business contact
>Hit shift+enter for a carriage return
>Enter sent the half complete message

>Texting the same guy my number
>Forget to mention who I am in the message
>He texts back asking who this is before I can correct myself

MY FIRST IMPRESSION IS RUINED

White people need some kind of cultural reset

not sure what the point of this image is