Why didn't he make Wilson female?

Why didn't he make Wilson female?

That would be pretty pathetic

That's just ridiculous user.

he didnt want sex he wanted a friend.

That's a ludicrous proposition

no one wants be around a woman they can't fuck

If you were stranded on a deserted island, would you want a hysterical woman who wouldn't have sex with you anyway, or a dependable bro?

That's just absurd, OP.

Implying wilson didnt make tom,seem pathetic

wilson is a boys name you fucking sjw libcuck

You can't name your daughter Wilson

thats the joke

youre a special child arent you?

So he could have some peace and god damned quiet

youre a special child arent you?

>Implying sex can just be changed on a whim
>Implying it's not Wilson's prerogative as to the gender he chooses to be identified as
>Implying such a sick mislabelling wouldn't be a huge red flag on Williams' character

I wish you're mother had just dressed you up in women's clothes so I wouldn't have to waste this time today calling you a faggot.

>stuck on desert island
>wants a woman to talk to
kys

because willson is male. we didnt all just swap geners whenever we felt like it back then, tumblr

If you got to choose the gender of someone you were going to be stuck on an island with, why would anyone freely choose to be stuck with a female?

i dont remember this

What would you call your "Wilson" Sup Forums?

Why didn't he open the package? It had a satellite phone

how would he know which number to phone or how to even use it?

just give him a first name
Bill

Because Wilson is a man's name.

Wesley.

>assuming Wilson is gender binary

You can't make up a name. His name is already Wilson.

Kek

he was actually satan.

Never seen castaway, does it still hold up?

I will look it up, what am i in for

It's Hanks kino. There's almost no dialog in the entire 2nd act, so it's not the kind of film you watch with friends or anything. Just a well acted, engaging story of survival.

This.

People somehow don't realize that Wilson is the manufacturer, despite it being mentioned in the movie multiple times.

Balls before dolls.