Tfw I have a 400 page essay due next week and haven't even started

>tfw I have a 400 page essay due next week and haven't even started

Recommend some flicks to get me through these tough times Sup Forums.

How about you do your fucking essay instead of watching movies

Do your fucking essay so you don't end up homeless is a pretty good flick

>tfw 100 word essay due in four months

Plebs

400 pages

when has this ever happened IRL

>5 word essay due in

>dumb fucks actually falling for this Sup Forums shit

Just know that I'm laughing at you and hoping that you and your entire family dies a slow painful death

This. Is your essay a fucking Ph.D. thesis, OP?

>tfw 5 years into my philosophy Ph. D. and the research grant they keep paying me refuses to dry up

Just take forever to write. I remember when this meme was 150-300 words and got dozens of replies by morons back in 2007.

i have a two sentence reddit post due tomorrow and i'm here shaneposting on Sup Forums

Im guessing OP intended to shitpost and accidentally typed "pages" instead of "words" thus defeating the purpose of his epic meme. Great job memeing yourself cuckboi

I have to write a 750 word Statement of Purpose for tomorrow but I am watching Stranger Things.
Help me bros.

Fuck you got me

HISTORY

>400 page

That's more of a thesis paper than an essay, famalam. I have to finish a 10 page essay I already wrote, I just need to plug in MLA citations. I hate doing that so I always put it off.

Next thing I gotta do is an essay process journal, which I just acquired all of the research materials for. I'm going to see if I can shit out the whole journal and then the rough draft of the 8 to 10 page essay in the next three days. After that I have one last 6 page essay for my American Culture class that I can just shit out in a week based on whatever.

Then I have 1 week after that to make my rough copy into a good copy, which will take a day if I change anything at all, and then I have 2 weeks to read all of the books and poetry I ignored so I could do the course essays. Then I do exams. Then I am free for three weeks.

Then I return to this bullshit all the way until April.

...

test

failed

You should contact your professor/whoever is in charge.
You can write about 57 pages per day if you really just say fuck it and forget about quality.

You should make a plan:
1. if you can move the deadline, you should start writing today.

2. If the deadline can't be moved, make plans for
a)trying to finish on time, and submit whatever you have written, even if its shit and incomplete and makes no sense.
b) what happens if you don't make it? can you compensate? what can you do to take responsibility and fix it?

400 pages is a book

>10 pages

Why are American essays so short?

>57 pages per day

do essays need to be properly cited etc?

>tfw have a 10 page essay due next week and only have 5 pages

feels someone kinda sort of okay, man

oh my God, I am mourning for you. That would suck shit.

>tfw had a 100 word essay due 7 years ago and I just completed 15 words

>tfw 1 word essay about my life due in 70 years but can't stop watching kino

>400 page thesis

If your thesis is 400 pages long you've fucked up.

Hundred pages a week. easy

here, I'll do it for you - 'comfy'.

but he asked for flicks?

Haiku due Monday. Haven't even started yet. I'm totally fucked.

Do not fret user. Haikus are easy to write. Just stop spanking it.

But spanking it's fun. There's porn now everywhere. Dog fucking's kino.