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No canadians allowed

going to take a shower and then brace myself for tomorrow: yet another day of children hurling punches and biting me and having to explain it's not okay

>be Texas
>get CALI'd

but what if I'm a qt

>Dallas
Fuck Dallas.

Whom'st is the gay rainbow flag user

1-4 Whiskey
5-8 Vodka
9, 0 Mix them together into an ungodly concoction and drink it straight

Do you have to give personal info?

Want to invade England for again, lads.

>Go downtown today
>Every panhandler is Californian
lmao

>according to the US census bureau I'm technically in the NYC metropolitan area
wtf are oyster and I brothers?

im tired

>see random farmboy kneeling for some reason
>get closer
>he's worshipping a piece of corn in the middle of the street

>be Californian
>move to big cities around the county
>become homeless and live in tent colonies with fellow Californians
>still don't go back to California

Of course you're different. You're always welcome, based Iro

Saw a fat lady take a picture of the "Real Estate Investor Seeks Trainee" sign by the road
lol

The travelling kids move from California to NY, or NOLA every summer. Takes a while.

>be Californian
>die of dehydration

If any of ya'll are fat I want you to seek help please.

old outdated meme

>be Californian
>accidentally flush twice
>cops come and shoot you

wow the latest TF2 update nerfed your class hard bro. i can clearly tell it's you

the grandma bought me a fidget spinner

considering trying to see if I can balance it on my erect penis

It's like a reverse Grapes of Wrath

Bet you've never participated in a cornhole competition cityboy faggot

THANKS SENPAI!!! Based Cusco and I are sisters 4 life!

The rainbow is the symbol of God's covenant with the earth after the great flood

uhhh

>cornhole competition

what is that, where people get in a circle and shove corn up their butts?

Homosexuality is degenerate and degeneracy is bad.

i'll make an appointment tmr

>be Californian
>shower for six minutes instead of the designated five
>cops come and shoot you

She was probably just trying to keep you from throwing an autism rage

You got me where it hurts but I don't really care cause I Know I'm ok whenever you are there you take me to a place I always wanna go you always make me high whenever I am low

what happens here

>be Californian
>wash your hands for 21 seconds instead of the designated 20
>cops come and shoot you

Uncultured swine

update your memes, fools

we got a shit ton of rain over winter

youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20

>be Californian
>get an extra centimeter of rain
>"DROUGHT'S OVER, DUDES"

>be Californian
>spit on the sidewalk
>cops come and shoot you

oh, you mean bean bag toss

what kind of cornchucker name is cornhole

uhhh
global warming doesn't just go away, you should really move north while you can

Should I buy this lunch tote? only 15 bucks at Canadian Tire

b m.ai gf

nice purse ya homo

>tire
BURGER'D

>Massachusetts has 0 (0) red counties
What's it like there

If you're ok with me being 4'3 and covered in coarse body hair

>bean bag toss
California really is fuckin lame

I'm a midget and have hypertrichosis.

blue daboodee daboodaa

it's ok we don't have to meet irl

yo

that's my gimmick you fucker

who else is excited for work tomorrow?

Wrong. I'm shorter and hairier than you.

I'm a NEET

>get to spend 8 hours with my overweight, socially awkward boss breathe out of her mouth

Not me

Excited for not having to work and instead inspecting my shitbox's suspension

But we only live like 12 subway stops away from each other

I unironically choke up hearing the anthem buds

That file name is racist. Are you a racist?

I don't have work tomorrow

I dont enjoy being a NEET

hows that going for you?
whats wrong with it?

it's one day closer to the weekend

uhhh

When the South rises again first thing I'm doing is killing all the Californians in my city.
I'm not excited but I'm not dreading it because hating your job just makes life worse.

start drinking y/n?

i could go for some drunk exercise right now.

sometimes I imagine that I'm replying to females and that youre all my female friends

You are not noticing this girl's freakishly long legs

suh

I cherry pick my hate

Very good

What's your snapchat btw

>texas
>part of dixie
>dixie ever rising out of their motorized rascals and overthrowing the government

LMAO

Black women are not attractive.

Well here's some more

I just imagine this is a sausage fest of some sort and the girls have short hair and dress like little boys

Thinking Bucks's autism is spreading to me

*fucks chad and blames you for neglecting me*

maritimes will rise again

UHHH

Not sure but whenever I go over bumps my front axle starts kathunking loud as hell

I think one of the springs might need to be replaced but I'm going to give it a more thorough turnover tomorrow anyways

>State who was an independent country for three weeks talking shit about a state independent for nine years

I don't care who you have sex with, we're just friends sis

No except phone number for verification

get my chinchilla out to play yes/no

as soon as yall rise above your opioid addiction :(

I want Texas and California to go to war so we can shut them up for good.

and we were eager to join the union, stupid

*phusically assaults you*

what the fuck are these flyovers trying to communicate

Cuckold state t b h

y r u so edgy? take a chill pill dag

literally the birthplace of our naysh naysh ty vm

pls dont use big words

sounds like a strut/struts

the weak must die regardless of race or social value
t. had opioid addicted mother

t. communiust

a GAY communist, I might add

I despise California, Bucks.