Does this whole story seem incredibly fraudulent to anyone else? Like something a publicist cooked up to make an over the hill actress seem attractive and desirable again? It doesn't really pass the bullshit test.
Does this whole story seem incredibly fraudulent to anyone else...
Well, it happened back when she was actually attractive and hadn't yet replaced her human face with a plastic mask.
Prime Kidman was smoking.
Which is why it doesn't pass the bullshit test. Why would she go for him?
I'd still fuck her.
isn't she with some closeted australian country singer?
would i?
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what went wrong?
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*parp*
If it was it didnt really work did it.
What was the story? She's still beautiful man
She should keep getting away with this.
>Why would she go for him?
SNL hired him to be the young, handsome Sandler replacement. He was funny and charming for awhile until everyone got tired of his scene-breaking schtick.
And it certainly wouldn't be the first time a comedian has punched above his weight with a hot actress.
what the fug
she's a fucking slut, man
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>muh dicc
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You just KNOW
>My manlet + giantess fantasies have been activated
MUH DICK
>no tall mommy gf
>no ass
Damn shame