Can't not act general

Can't not act general

His tranny niece who does dave franco flicks

>Mr Roberts would you like to be in our movie
>Sure I'll be over after lunch, I'm shooting six this morning

Its okay i'll forgive him

who the fuck wouldn't want to be onset for the filming of that?

>I never watched Star 80

I would pay them to let me do it tbqhf

>Can't not

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

Last time I checked his IMDB was on 4/20 and he had 420 credits

How did he gets 30 gigs in a span of 7 months

This is like a parody of those upcoming movies threads
>Inferno by Dante
>Las Vegas Vietnam: The Movie
>#Speedball
Imagine being in all three of those movies in one year

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Yeah no he's literally say he cannot not act
He must act all the time

bc he is always acting my friend

What does he do when he's not on set?

he is always on set

That's his secret Cap. He's always on set.

>25 films a year
>all smallish parts that take 3 days max
Yeah he has plenty of free time

>tfw Eric Roberts is actually homeless and constantly acts so he has food and a place to sleep

Not a bad racket

That coke's not going to snort itself, user

He hasn't done blow in years, even when he was on Celebrity Rehab it was because of weed. That's the biggest reason that he will take any project, if he's busy working he doesn't need to get high.

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meant to say This

go away, little hippy

go away

i want to fuck the blonde so so so much

I'm a Holly man most of the time in this film, but Sarah Carter is fucking stunning throughout

>Alright, I'll do it for a packet of skittles and a cherry coke
>We can manage the skittles, but the cherry coke is stretching our budget, Mr Roberts
>*sighs* Fine, just the skittles then

Why was her shoe so wet

That was Asian dude goobers user