Colombia vs Cameroon

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Hey guys I'm visiting from the states and it's been a week and I still haven't gotten laid please help

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Go to a bar at night and have money.

GOL GOL

The prophet Muhames will win one for da lombia in 2018.

Will I get mugged if I'm white?

Do you have the first goal? (Webm)

No, what city? let's go together.

Cali

Holy shit, jackpot.

I'm surprised you haven't been killed yet.

Why's that

lmao
cuanto se demora este gringo en perder un riñón?

Because he must live in Bogota and believes anything but Bogota it's shit.

So, you have no friends here?

RED

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The black Ramos.

Just play Mina upfront and don't call Baka never again.

One of my Colombian mates is watching the game at the stadium, I'm happy for him about the result.

lets go guys. lets find bitches.

Joseph Left goal

Cali here bruh, if you're close to Chiminangos I'll invite you a beer.

It isn't Medellin you cunt.

Come to Cartagena de indias

I'm by this mall (?) called La 14 is that anywhere near