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Night time edition

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cum lol

haha

Me on the left

>I dont like THICC

I like how half the images people post I introduced here

HAHA

i need a friend

thoughts on doggos in fire boots lads?

I have noticed that when I wake up my English pronunciation is like really good. Don't know why that is.

>he fell for the "low test" meme

bullshit i only use my pics here

Which toads did you introduce? I saved this toad outside of /cum/ but it was posted by a /cum/ country so I'm assuming it was someone from /cum/

pic related, the gf

VERY pleased with the new frog

your pictres r stpuid and I wasn talking about u obsessed

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

rate my gf

y*nk women are repulsive

thats my gimmick

reply to this, cum bros:

That's Sacramento's, it was his favorite toad

This is my favorite Oyster Bay image. I'm a big fan of it.

right > left

>10:52
>already tired
haha ;)

This is my favorite image

why don't you all just FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

>Completely aware that I'm a little bitch because I'm not refining my abilities to create marketable skills
>Still complain to my family as though it's some insurmountable problem entirely so I can get social interaction and support for doing nothing at all

I'm not sure what my favorite image is, I'll always be partial to this one though

Why say "right > left" instead of "left < right" so the directions are actually matched?

No one cares about your life.

remind me again why we didnt just let the krauts sink england into the sea?

@76536813
Thanks for the (You)

One will take you to heaven, the other to hell

It was a pity (you)

don't you mean the UK?

>complaining to people in real life instead of bottling it up and complaining on the internet

I would never kill, it is a sin.

If my ex doesnt contact me in a year and I dont meet someone else I will kill myself

burned my hand on the BBQ today

What other stuff you don't do because it is a sin?

Was the meat worth it?

right < left

76536838

no, I mean England specifically

haha good fuck you

People who talk about their lives here are pathetic.

Don't you people have any real friends?

That was my doing.

@76536836
If you don't care about my life why would you take pity on me?
Wouldn't that imply that you care enough about my person to spend the time to give me a reply?

Or are you merely doing this because you have nothing better to be doing, and are just wasting time until you're so tired you can't stand sitting at your computer being passive aggressive to people you couldn't care less about should they refuse to give you attention?

oh, righto
don't understand the Sup Forums meme about england being bad while all the cripplingly poor, irrelevant, muh heritage shitholes are deemed as good

>tfw no gf

>talking to people about your life in real life
Stop appearing weak.

ya it was a top sirloin steak, paid like $22 for it

fucking rude

>"Hey, are you still in town?"
>"In and out, I'm looking for an apartment in Portland haha"

I didn't read that.

Calm down.

If the WWE commentator screamed "WOAAAHH THATS user MUSIC!"

What music would play?

youtube.com/watch?v=-r679Hhs9Zs

>oregonians claim to hate California
>see oregon license plates here everyday

How can I honestly make friends?

I was homeschooled and only have 2-3 friends total who I invite over sometimes but as much as they are great, I really would like to know more people IRL.
I'm not sure how I feel about going to bars to meet people, I feel like I would attract not-so-nice people doing that.
I live in a non-major city which makes it a bit more tricky.
I will admit I have issues that make it harder to make friends, but I still would like some suggestions as to how I should be meeting people my age with similar interests.

I don't claim to hate California.

That's why I post about how I want to live in SoCal or San Francisco.

There wouldn't be music because I'm not important

My brother moved to California
Soon after he became a vegan and is now cohabiting with another family.

good for him
good to avoid animal products and cohabitation just makes sense

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:^)

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ironically this

winnipeg has 600,000 people im sure you can find friends there

Why do liberals think the rest of the world hate the South?

Literally my friends dream roadtrip is all of us going all the way from New Orleans to Atlanta, never knew why but thats what the boys want.

unironically this

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lol I read most of it.

Another one of those "looks how much I can assume about your life" posts. You probably shouldn't throw a hissy fit every time someone's mean to you online.

Where???

For me the best way to make friends was to stop trying so hard. If there are hobbies that automaticly make you socialise a bit just do those and, bleh, be yourself. If you dont have any hobby like that, try to sit down and honestly think about a hobby like that that could interest you. Like some sort of martial arts.

Dont socialize in the gym though, I hate people that bother me during that.

I hate the South, ofc

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What did he mean by this lads?

The bar, i know what you said is kind of true to an extent, but i live in a town of 5,000 and met my 2 best friends at the local bar, do you go to uni or college?

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Did SD lose all his money in crypto today? Why he so moody?

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

;^)

Probably because I told him to khs or something.

Some people just can't handle my extremely sophisticated posts.

I dont really involve any of my hobbies IRL. I am really into old vidya and I play alot of SNES, NES, Genesis, etc... games but I don't hang out with anyone IRL who shares these interests.
I don't go to school at all, I just work the night shift at a supermarket.

I had an indian roommate and he would always play this

Just that time of the month

This would be my theme if I was a Russian.
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Received a filtered (you)

gimme

>tfw the LWA finale was dumb

Men can't have periods, period.

gf didn't like the collection of 1 and 2p coins from the 70s i saved and cleaned

Same feeling here

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Entertain me.

This would be Drumpf's theme
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Fuck your bf in the ass or something

at least they all looked cute in white

nope

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*blocks your path*

No drive, besides it wouldn't make me any happier

I'd rather just lay down, listen to music and think

*BRRRAAAPPPPPs your path*

I actually like many of the mexicans(not CHIs, actual mexicans that come to study at the universities here) I know, I feel like we are very similar. How we dress, musical tastes, how we act in general, I should've been born a castizo

Memelord for President already has a wrestling theme.
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Good album.

Here is a beautiful picture of Portland, Oregon.

i have jotolisco fatcebook

bud...it's time

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