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>I will never be canadian
Work in an hour and 3 minutes
why not?
>/brit/ is all of the sudden pro-canada
not sure how to feel about this development
meat pies were culinarily appropriated by the united kingdom - the fact is that they were invented by and for australians
we've always been pro-canada
it's literally america but not shit
Better head down to the ol' bus stop
big fan of canadians
I'm not
see
i'm so afraid of being called out on wearing fake lenses (which i don't do and never have done, but i know it's a thing.) that i'm intentionally destroying my eyesight so i'll actually need glasses and get to wear them
and i'll still be a cunt to every other glasses wearer i see, pol pot was right about those arseholes.
I'm not
they were invented millennia ago before australia and even the uk existed
started wearing them at 14, it's a life sentence
>look at canadian suburbs on streetview
>huge houses everywhere
WISH I WAS CANADIAN
STOP BEING NICE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE US
that's more like it
rasheed
if i move to canada can i call myself canadian or will i always be british
doing a latest joe rogan podcast listen
sargon is his guest
what kind of mong puts ketchup on like that
glasses make me look smarter
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I lived in Canada for 3 years in my childhood. We could have stayed and I wish we did.
We lived in fucking Quebec though so fuck that shit. If we did stay we definitely would have moved out of there.
yes
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made it 20 minutes before I had to turn it off
Which hockey team will you support?
Ahh yes a country that's like 100 years old invented meat inside pastry
What else did you twats invent, bread?
Montreal's alright
Tomato sauce mate
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the reason lauren southern is a rorke is because she is from surrey, the shittiest, most immigrant infested hole in canada
i need to stop asking "or" questions
uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?
is that brick from snatch
>another yank infatuated by le racist british accent man
grim
canada is just US-lite
they make me look like a lesbian woman
haha
Cannot even fathom living in a house smaller than 1000 sqft
i know what it is lad it's the distribution i have an issue with
>ketchup
brits don't actually call it that right? shan't be posting here again if that's the case, what an absolute catastrophe
>uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?
Yeah because most people seem to speak English there.
My best friends there were twins who lived in the town we were in for pretty much their whole lives but never learned to speak French for some reason.
imagine unironically being an australian
dire
Contemplating suicide like
wasn't kidding about Canadians being US-lite, that's one hell of a Kiltsman.
ketchup and tomato sauce are different you runt
imagine being this much of a brainlet
my ex gf was from shawville quebec which is almost entirely anglophone yet the signs, menus, and government services all have to be predominately in french
ketchup is called tomato sauce in this country rasheed, sorry to burst your bubble
when yanks refer to tomato sauce it just means pasta sauce
pavlova
there are other kinds of pasta sauce other than tomato tho
off to work lads
If the lad at the EB Games can do it why not you?
wrong. Ketchup has additional spices.
Pasta Sauce = Dolmio
Tomato Sauce = Masterfoods
Ketchup = Heinz
gf didn't like the collection of 1 and 2p coins from the 70s i saved and cleaned for her
Yeah well where I lived a lot of people barely even spoke English. There was an English speaking school there though.
JUST
big fan of yanks, always have been, always will be
give her a harold wilson love pillow instead
he lost me at the geometry
i use ketchup and tomato sauce interchangeably
in addition, i prefer to use the term ketchup because it's less syllables and i'm a strong proponent of dictional efficiency
thanks
hankering for a wankering
Wish I could be free like a Yank
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*ushers you out of the thread*
Going to work lads
Thought on the fit?
harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister
Ketchup is called tomato sauce. Red sauce is also acceptable. Now fuck off yank
Pit the Elder!
clement attlee was the last great briton
All you need is a leather jacket and your coworkers would be running for their lives if you were an american.
It alright
>harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister
nobody has ever uttered the word ketchup in australia and lived to tell the tale
hope your parents don't know about their son's subversive linguistic inclinations
I love British humour.
>when the Blairites brag about winning 3 elections
he had ties to the kgb
Any of you Australians here live near Melbourne? What's the best month to go there? I was gonna be there for around a month next year but I wanna know what the nicest month to be there is.
Listen to yourself you fucking woofter, absolutely dire shite
the only labour leader to win an election in 40 years
the story of gough whitlam's dismissal fills me with an unreasonable degree of impotent rage, multiplied by the knowledge the ALP then went all neoliberal when it next got power. (since unlike our Labour, it didn't have 20 years of losing elections to "Justify" it)
this is still my favourite quote of all time though.
imagine naming your son gough
extraordinarily grim
what do you call tomato sauce then?
no such thing
>Blair
>Murders John Smith who was widely tipped to be prime minister by 1994, then uses his large majority to continue implementing Tory policies.
>Wilson
>Defeats Heath in a campaign that even Wilson himself expected to lose, while having the greatest record of any Labour leader bar Attlee.
is that not a normal name in australia?
i assumed it was an australian thing
imagine naming your son john smith
extraordinarily grim
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tomato puree
Bit unfortunate Labour being in power when all those worldwide economic troubles happened haha
Red sauce is that chinky spicy catsup though from the Chinese restaurants
we just have typical brit/ irish names
never heard of another gough
it's one of those old-timey names that they used to have back before sensibility was invented
big fan of reddit
Sup Forums? not for me
simple as
anyone remember the cuckio meme
so you literally could not tell the difference when someone said tomato sauce if they meant this or ketchup
that is retarded