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>I will never be canadian

Work in an hour and 3 minutes

why not?

>/brit/ is all of the sudden pro-canada

not sure how to feel about this development

meat pies were culinarily appropriated by the united kingdom - the fact is that they were invented by and for australians

we've always been pro-canada
it's literally america but not shit

Better head down to the ol' bus stop

big fan of canadians

I'm not

see

i'm so afraid of being called out on wearing fake lenses (which i don't do and never have done, but i know it's a thing.) that i'm intentionally destroying my eyesight so i'll actually need glasses and get to wear them

and i'll still be a cunt to every other glasses wearer i see, pol pot was right about those arseholes.

I'm not

they were invented millennia ago before australia and even the uk existed

started wearing them at 14, it's a life sentence

>look at canadian suburbs on streetview
>huge houses everywhere

WISH I WAS CANADIAN

STOP BEING NICE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE US
that's more like it

rasheed

if i move to canada can i call myself canadian or will i always be british

doing a latest joe rogan podcast listen

sargon is his guest

what kind of mong puts ketchup on like that

glasses make me look smarter

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I lived in Canada for 3 years in my childhood. We could have stayed and I wish we did.

We lived in fucking Quebec though so fuck that shit. If we did stay we definitely would have moved out of there.

yes

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made it 20 minutes before I had to turn it off

Which hockey team will you support?

Ahh yes a country that's like 100 years old invented meat inside pastry

What else did you twats invent, bread?

Montreal's alright

Tomato sauce mate

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the reason lauren southern is a rorke is because she is from surrey, the shittiest, most immigrant infested hole in canada

i need to stop asking "or" questions

uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?

is that brick from snatch

>another yank infatuated by le racist british accent man

grim

canada is just US-lite

they make me look like a lesbian woman
haha

Cannot even fathom living in a house smaller than 1000 sqft

i know what it is lad it's the distribution i have an issue with

>ketchup

brits don't actually call it that right? shan't be posting here again if that's the case, what an absolute catastrophe

>uhhh... Nova Scotia.... Kiltsmen?

Yeah because most people seem to speak English there.

My best friends there were twins who lived in the town we were in for pretty much their whole lives but never learned to speak French for some reason.

imagine unironically being an australian

dire

Contemplating suicide like

wasn't kidding about Canadians being US-lite, that's one hell of a Kiltsman.

ketchup and tomato sauce are different you runt

imagine being this much of a brainlet

my ex gf was from shawville quebec which is almost entirely anglophone yet the signs, menus, and government services all have to be predominately in french

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ketchup is called tomato sauce in this country rasheed, sorry to burst your bubble

when yanks refer to tomato sauce it just means pasta sauce

pavlova

there are other kinds of pasta sauce other than tomato tho

off to work lads

If the lad at the EB Games can do it why not you?

wrong. Ketchup has additional spices.

Pasta Sauce = Dolmio
Tomato Sauce = Masterfoods
Ketchup = Heinz

gf didn't like the collection of 1 and 2p coins from the 70s i saved and cleaned for her

Yeah well where I lived a lot of people barely even spoke English. There was an English speaking school there though.

JUST

big fan of yanks, always have been, always will be

give her a harold wilson love pillow instead

he lost me at the geometry

i use ketchup and tomato sauce interchangeably

in addition, i prefer to use the term ketchup because it's less syllables and i'm a strong proponent of dictional efficiency

thanks

hankering for a wankering

Wish I could be free like a Yank

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*ushers you out of the thread*

Going to work lads
Thought on the fit?

harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister

Ketchup is called tomato sauce. Red sauce is also acceptable. Now fuck off yank

Pit the Elder!

clement attlee was the last great briton

All you need is a leather jacket and your coworkers would be running for their lives if you were an american.

It alright

>harold wilson is england's greatest prime minister

nobody has ever uttered the word ketchup in australia and lived to tell the tale

hope your parents don't know about their son's subversive linguistic inclinations

I love British humour.

>when the Blairites brag about winning 3 elections

he had ties to the kgb

Any of you Australians here live near Melbourne? What's the best month to go there? I was gonna be there for around a month next year but I wanna know what the nicest month to be there is.

Listen to yourself you fucking woofter, absolutely dire shite

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the only labour leader to win an election in 40 years

the story of gough whitlam's dismissal fills me with an unreasonable degree of impotent rage, multiplied by the knowledge the ALP then went all neoliberal when it next got power. (since unlike our Labour, it didn't have 20 years of losing elections to "Justify" it)

this is still my favourite quote of all time though.

imagine naming your son gough

extraordinarily grim

what do you call tomato sauce then?

no such thing

>Blair
>Murders John Smith who was widely tipped to be prime minister by 1994, then uses his large majority to continue implementing Tory policies.
>Wilson
>Defeats Heath in a campaign that even Wilson himself expected to lose, while having the greatest record of any Labour leader bar Attlee.

is that not a normal name in australia?

i assumed it was an australian thing

imagine naming your son john smith

extraordinarily grim

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tomato puree

Bit unfortunate Labour being in power when all those worldwide economic troubles happened haha

Red sauce is that chinky spicy catsup though from the Chinese restaurants

we just have typical brit/ irish names
never heard of another gough

it's one of those old-timey names that they used to have back before sensibility was invented

big fan of reddit
Sup Forums? not for me
simple as

anyone remember the cuckio meme

so you literally could not tell the difference when someone said tomato sauce if they meant this or ketchup
that is retarded