/wcq/-World cup qualifers thread

Concacaf edition
9:30pm Panama vs Honduras
10pm Costa Rica vs Trinidad
Times EDT

The US, while it's not that necessary, would love a Honduras-Panama draw
And Trinidad need points like now

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THANK YOU BLACK JACK

Le aposté a Panamá. ¿qué tan probable es que me decepcionen?

aqui por los ticos otra vez, pura vida mae

what are our chances, tico bros?

Muy pocas, Honduras es un desastre.

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That's wrong, pic related is the right one.

I believe, hondubros

Dude, Nájar is not even on the bench.

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And I only.put back on 1
Which is weird because the way it was on my phone also didn't have Najar on there
I apologise

This is what I wanted

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Can't believe this shit

THANK YOU BLACK JACK

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Pinto and the players better not fuck up this time

How on Earth that happened?

It's a bs goal, I know. But I'll take it anyway.

>We are killing Panama with our refs

Those niggas will really hate us now

Costa Rica winning in the first minute. It's ogre for AT&T

>AT&T

costa rica scored in the first minute

RIP AT&T

PUTA MADRE

How did you miss that Quioto?

>tfw neighbors don't stop screaming about the game

I don't care about this barbarian sport, when will the torture end?

If we lose, it will end.

Ponete unos audífonos para escuchar tu indieshit y dejate de culeradas.

>Maynor yet again
Someone just shoot him

RIP Honduras

By all means, then. Let's lose.

Rather rude.

t. UNAH commie

IT'S PLAY OFF TIME

honduras? more like superficie haahajaja

Don't you dare compare me to those philistines. I'm glad those three rogues ended up in prision.

Then stop being a faggot

Why is Honduras so shit? Cant believe Panama didnt go to the world cup in Brazil.

By any chance one of those three was called Marco? He was my teacher in high school for like one month. I can't remember his last name.

IT'S A CALL WITH CHARGE FROM THE AT&T, Also

>Keylor

based T&T, score one more goal pls

They're called Cesario, Sergio and Moisés. I don't think they have their degrees yet, did your highschool hire people without an undergrad degree?

damn, nice goal from Ruiz

I found him. It was Marco Tulio Rubí Callejas. And yeah, we were in need of a teacher since the previous one was either fired or he resigned. He taught us Sociology and Macroeconomics. He constantly ranted about capitalism during classes and, for some reason, made us investigate about anarchist communism. He seemed to like that ideology. It's the guy with the green shirt.

our defense is so so shit excluding Navas

if this is a troll attempt

10/10

fuck you

Shouldnt have choked at home m8. All you needed was a draw to go to the wc.

s t o p

:(

so panama wins = usa #3
trinidad wins = usa #2?

Apparently there is a guy porn actor with the same name as your former teacher. He went to trial, but they dropped their charges under certain conditions.

Fucking commies, what the hell is their problem?

Actually they needed a win

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HIJOS DE CIEN MIL PUTAS PELENME LA PIJA TODOS CHUCOS CULEROS AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

holy shit Honduras

>Panama is chocking again

This is sad

HE DOESN'T CALL A YELLOW CARD AND THEN HONDURAS SCORES

ok ref

that was literally a handball

welp usa #4

>It´s a Panama chokes at his home episode

I don't know man. At least SJWs don't exist here, as long as I know.

Actually they needed a win
Panama would be 3
We'd be 4

oh so we rooting for poorduras?

I would rather them draw
But a Honduran win is better than a Panama win

why even worry you guys are a lock

you never know

I mean we aint making it

THAT WAS INSIDE

lel that was in

>CONCACAF refs

fuck soccer what a stupid sport

jesus no wonder its poorball

Come on mengs, we have suffered enough, let us have this one.

GOAT

The mexicans send their regards

WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO A WORLD CUP

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¡El Cagón es la mera pija!

What did he mean by this?

>fans throwing things
arent you poor enough as it is?

Were those "asshole" chants? top kek

In my experience, they are very frustrating.

faggot

I do fell bad for you but the fact that you´re choking at home against our shit team is your damn fault.

P E N A L
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>denied

goal wasn't called

but yeah the team sucks

Judge yourself

someone bust out some trigonometry and figure this bitch out

>panama getting desperate

Jesus Honduras has wasted like 10 mins on "injuries"

soccer is fucking awful lmao

I don't think it crossed over

I'm just a dumb frogposter. I can't do that shit.

in that shot doesn't seem like the ball is in

This is some quintessential CONCACAF match

it hit the crossbar on the way out you can tell by the way it hit that it was in

watch the video

Panama went from challenging for an automatic spot to nearly dead really quick

jajajajaja
Holy fuck, this.

give me a basic gestalt of concacaf

>no foul
>no foul
>yellow card
>no foul
how dirty is this game

There's like no way
I have an internet speed worse than dial-up

>USA chants
lel

Average cetral American game

YEA FUCK YOU ALL