Why do ""men"" vehemently defend themselves when I dare hint that putting any kind of skin care, hair care, or anything that would otherwise been only associated with women, is gay?
Their only argument is "hurr, it's not gay to take care of yourself"
Pic somewhat related. It's not as bad, as their aren't using foundation, but I guess in a few years if nothing is done, it'd be common for men to wear makeup too.
Jacob Hall
Really makes me drink huh?
Jayden Hughes
OP is not a dapper dan man.
Andrew Cook
>hair care Like what, shampoo?
Anyway, the point is to attract mattress. If he successfully bones a broad, then he has fulfilled his biological duty.
Parker Nguyen
There's nothing wrong with looking after your hygiene and appearance. It's just degenerate as fuck for a man to preen and pretty himself up to the point where he looks like a half-woman, half-monster tranny piece of shit.
Jacob Hill
because i'm not a greasy fat fuck who doesn't at least put gel or axe products on my hair.
go be a fat greasy fuck somewhere else faggot.
Zachary Wood
No, I'm talking snake oil tier shit, like coconuts oil. Or anti-wrinkles cream.
John Richardson
I have to use lotion on my face or my skin will start peeling and it just looks gross.
Nathan Johnson
It okay to take care of your skin its just gay as fuck to turn it into a conversation peice
Daniel Lewis
While I obviously don't condone makeup, I do find it kind of funny that a frog is getting upset about people cleaning themselves.
The only one that tops this was actually seeing a french-poster say >falling for the dental jew >falling for the shower jew
Michael Russell
Guy in the pic is clearly gay.
Adrian Torres
>coconut oil is snake oil tier Shut the fuck up m8, it works wonders on hair and skin.
Jose Myers
>hair care is gay
nope. maybe the curl things and egg treatments and shit like that. Gel and conditioner are not usually associated with the homosexual, moreso the Guido / Chads
>skin care yeh that one is pretty gay, anything beyond an acne treatment, face wash, eczema, does indeed provide evidence for some level of homosexuality.
Josiah Hill
I agree that it's gay Frenchbro. I only use: >shampoo >soap >non-gay facial cleanser
Nothing else for my skin or hair.
Carter Cooper
Cleaning yourself =/= caking yourself in beauty products.
ffs, I'm not talking about not taking showers here, I'm talking about doing things women would have done last decade.
A
Finally someone who understands.
Angel Wright
Reminder that if you use anything other than just basic soap and shampoo to clean yourself then you're a degenerate.
Hunter Thomas
probably works wonders on your bf's shaft as well
Jeremiah Davis
men who need to defend their manlyniess are the biggest closet fags
Samuel Perry
>reddit face wash >non-gay
gb2memersville
nvidia makes the best cleansers, some even make your face feel like mountains.
Jack Robinson
Must be a french thing. Men in america dont wear makeup
Nathan Myers
Just look at the fucking thread, like 7 out of 10 americans are almost defending the fag in my picture.
Ethan Gutierrez
>nvidia makes the best cleansers
kek
Gavin Gray
>facial cleanser
Found the poof
Daniel Adams
Ok maybe just men from around where I live. You can't deny that most french guys come off a little faggy though
Colton Green
It probably would, but he doesn't let me use it on him
Easton Turner
makeup is fraud, misrepresenting yourself as more pretty than you really are
Nathan Scott
>itt fat greasy basement dweller gets mad about people who take care of themselves and look good doing it
Jackson Clark
I use an eye cream that makes my eyes less puffy looking and prevents crows feet. I'm 28 though and I didn't have to start this routine until about a year ago when I noticed my slightly older friends with deep crows feet and dark undereyes. Ageing sucks.
Henry Wilson
shampoo? I think we should boycott it, and demand the real thing
Xavier Mitchell
I go to the spa and get everything under the sun done to my skin and apply moisturizer every day and all that shit.
I get better and more pussy than you.
Jackson Hill
How aboutttt... mind your own fucking business?
Can't you find a hobby and fo... do you fucking stress about people who use lotions and shit? Doesn't that sound mental to you?
I have a few dry skin patches and I have to use a few products, otherwise it starts bleeding and itching like crazy.
Am I a faggot because of that? Completely straight men don't give a shit about other sexualities because completely straight men are absolutely sure in theirs.
Brayden Hill
I use gel and aftershave.
Am I faggot Sup Forums? ;_;
Leo Harris
...
Matthew Hernandez
>non-gay facial cleanser
Son, we need to talk...
James Butler
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity!
Luke Campbell
Who /acne/ here?
I'm 20 and still get it for fuck's sake. I eat well and am healthy too.
Also have dark rings under my eyes and constantly dry lips, JUST
Nicholas Gomez
I bet you're ugly OP
Justin Ross
Drink lots of water and CUT OUT DAIRY!!! I can't stress that enough.
What is your dairy, especially milk, intake like?
Andrew Gonzalez
>non-gay facial cleanser No such thing. If you need facial cleanser then use pumice soap (bar or bottle) like mechanics use.
Cameron Wilson
I already drink a shit ton of water.
As for dairy, I never eat cheese and only have a small glass of milk 2 or 3 times a week.
Elijah Clark
Maybe, just maybe, they're not gay?
Elijah James
>facial cleanser
Ryder Morales
Have you had acne since puberty? If so fuck this guys opinion and go see a fucking derm.
Derms deal with acne like 50% of the time just get a prescription and advice.
Aiden Nguyen
What about skin products? You know they do more harm than good, right?
Hudson Howard
I wonder who could be behind this trend.
Ian Sullivan
Because it's good for you, dumb ass. It's health issue therefore beauty issue.
Cameron Jackson
If a man takes care of his appearance beyond getting washed and brushing his hair, he's a fag. Simple as. Exceptions for medical issues like acne, eczema or psoriasis.
That's a given when your v-neck doesnt even fit on the damn screen.
Aiden Gonzalez
You do know that those guys get with some pretty cute chicks right?
Colton Wood
Id get a manicure and a pedicure, but Im not about to pay for it. I work on my feet and with my hands. All your dainty flowery faggotness would be ruined within a few days.
Nathaniel Anderson
>fuck milk
Brandon Price
Too abrasive. Rather use a lightweight cleanser and be called a fruit than use a soap that would rip my face apart.
Kevin Carter
kek
Nathan Jones
yoo tell em gurrrl!
Carson King
>clay
Dylan Cook
What a pretty boy.
Luis Mitchell
>it's the skin products that are gay >it's not those fucking bracelets
Robert Cox
>avoiding milk >not GOMAD
milk is the secret to the white man's power
Nathan Collins
Hey Mark, I drank a gallon of milk. You dare me to fart?
Ian Robinson
>a french man that doesn't bathe or beleive in hygene
gee what a surprise
Leo King
soap and water moonshine as aftershave
Carson Torres
they are indoctrinated into the feminization of men but will never accept it to be true
Lucas Davis
I only put stuff on my face to clean it
Parker Perez
Unless it's cum flavored moisturizer taken orally an administered via a cock shaped bottle orally and they condition their hair with "please fuck me in the ass" anti dandruff formula #2, then they're about as gay as your regular ice cream salesman.
It's a beautiful people's world, and you gotta put work into yourself if you ever want to be the fags holding the leash.
Ryan Reed
>brushing hair
are you a little girl?
Luke Jones
I moisturize with lotion after showers and wear sunscreen when I'll be outside for a long time
Idgaf what pol thinks, Ill look 30 when I'm 40 because I take care of my skin
Mason Foster
It works m8, and its cheap as fuck. Look at the Amazon reviews.
That's it. Inb4 some homo that uses argan-coconut-shea-butter-infused oil droplets in his hair calls me a basic bitch.
Carter Parker
>any kind of skin care, hair care >anything beyond an acne treatment, face wash, eczema >Finally someone who understands. Falling back, are we?
William Sullivan
bar soap and toothpaste master race
fuck dish soap > rinse with hot water
fuck laundry dtergent > wash in water spin cycle and tumble dry
no garbage bags either > just dump out can when half full and rinse out with water
fuck hair shampoo > just rub a bar of soap on head to clean hair
fuck underarm deodorant > shower and wash clothes right after workout
Luke Lee
If you don't moisturise every day you are literally a retard
Anthony Mitchell
>half of Sup Forums defends being a sissy >half of Sup Forums defends modern beards
every time is this grass roots or does reddit feel called out?
Luis Barnes
Eh I use expensive skin stuff. Otherwise I get acne
Easton Mitchell
My dermatologist said its not necessary to do it everyday but after hot showers its important
Nolan Richardson
>he doesnt shower everyday
how's that sissy office job m8?
Logan Diaz
They don't care what you think fag
Owen Miller
>shower every day
for what purpose?
Cameron Cooper
so the bottom line is, at least 80% of you are sissies.
How many of you shave your armpits or legs?
Joseph Wilson
>the point is to attract mattress
Mmmm, mattresses...
James Evans
Truly does
Jeremiah Myers
also foot and back massages are definitely God tier and not degenerate
Charles Morgan
I mean, what the hell.
All the fags in this thread aren't even trying to defend anything, I'm not even sure they read the OP, they're just posting their care product and how they use them, no one cares holy shit.
I seriously hope there's only reddit in this thread, and the usual Sup Forums user just doesn't care to comment about this.
Lucas Baker
To not be a dirty animal
Alexander Gray
In a first world country taking a shower is as easy as turning a faucet.
I can understand where your coming from though. It's a pain having to boil the water and wait for it to cool down to bathe or having to bathe in a dirty river. I don't blame you for smelling like shit.
Xavier Peterson
>shaving
Fucking pussy bitch
Colton Bell
>putting synthetic chinese chemicals on your skin >say that you're taking care of it
Sun shirts. Picked this up yesterday. UPF 50+ protection without having to smear crap on your skin.
Anthony Mitchell
>My dermatologist said
is that before or after your manicure sesh?
Kevin Perry
>dirty animal >smelling like shit for showering only when necessary
No wonder kebabs and mongol-spaniards are taking over your countries. You're the epitome of the western "men".
Brody Mitchell
Showering everyday is bad for your skin though.
Josiah Brooks
>wiping your ass after taking a good shit
what's the point? the best part is sitting down in a chair after everything's said and done and feeling everything glue together
Hunter Sanders
Why is this even a thread? Why do the mods let threads like these even happen? What the fuck does this have to do with politics?
Connor Stewart
>having a beard in 21st century
For what purpose? I really don't want people to come up to me and ask to add my Reddit profile.
Oliver Garcia
When you're active you sweat.
Whens the last time you even ran? And I don't mean by pressing X or shift like in your vidyas.
Jackson Clark
Someone's feewings are huwt.
Nathaniel Wilson
taking care of your skin and hair and putting on a bit of aftershave is only nice. Living in cold climates especially, the winter can be harsh on the skin so by all means slap on moisturizer and use a skin cleaning regime with expensive shit if that's what it takes to get rid of pimples etc and have nicer softer skin, because a well-maintained face and non-chapped lips is nicer to kiss and men smelling good are fucking great. Also if you have a massive unibrow or hair pushing out the nose or ears or such it's not gay at all to pluck that a bit and make yourself presentable.
But when it crosses to perma-colouring your eyelashes or some shit like that, or if your eyebrows aren't just trimmed to be neat but actually shaped, like the dude in the OP pic, or if you start getting a bit too interested in the different cosmetics etc, it starts to get uncomfortably metrosexual. Spending too long in front of the mirror fixing your hair or shaping your facial hair, or in general acting femininely vain is a bit gay. When you start to actually apply cosmetics you've crossed the glittery river into faggotland and can't swim back.