ITT: we pretend it's 1977

ITT: we pretend it's 1977
Will this be kino or reddit?

You already fucked up, people in 77 wouldn't use your retarded memewords.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS THERE A GIRL IN IT

what the hell is reddit, who am i talking to, how am i talking to you, WHAT IS THIS DEVICE IN MY HOUSE. THE LETTERS ON THIS RECTANGLE APPEAR ON THE TELEVISION

It's gonna fucking flop
>Lucas have away a shot ton of his paycheck for sequel rights
LMAO

Communist STASI propaganda.

this post is reddit

Everybody is talking about it and excited about it and I'm happy

This shit is gonna fucking bomb so fucking hard

The fuck is a Star Wars?

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star wars will flop
pic related will save fox
screencap this

Looks like godawful Buck Rogers kiddie shit. Heard that the production has been disaster and Fox is worried.

This thread is stupid as fuck.

Holy shit, this is fucking 9gag tier humour.

I'm from the future.

Star Wars sucks LOL

Enjoy your meme movie, losers.

kys

>no black people in the movie
>don't give it a second thought

I'm just happy this was better than expected for some low budget B- Sci-fi movie!

Is this a sequel to Star Trek?

I spent $2.23 for this!?!? Fuck that's 10 cents more than last year. This jigger ish isn't worth it, dude.

That poster looks epic
imma watch that, looks epic literally

t. Reddit

People say its gonna be crap but I'll see it anyways.

Reddit Incarnate: The post

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Heard the guy couldn't even get the right for Flash Gordon so he made a shitty rip-off.

Anyway, it will be all special effects and no substance, you can screencap this. Kids might like it, maybe a new kind of movie for a new kind of futur (nu)males.

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i baited all of you. too EZ

Haven't seen it so readily apparent in awhile

Man, that new World Trade Center is beautiful. I certainly am glad I bought all these Savings and Loan bonds. Also anonymous gay sex is fucking awesome, there are literally no negative lasting side effects!

If we're playing that game, Sup Forums wasn't around

>scifi
>bad guy has samurai helmet
>everyone has laser katanas
>some buddhist bullshit about life-force or some shit

What weeaboo shit is this?

My wife's son loved it.

That new swingers/key-swapping fad is really catching on isn't it?

>too scared to watch commercial for it because of chewbacca roaring

fucking laser swords?
LMAO

This thread was ruined when someone responded.

I mean, how would someone even read it, some sort of information superhighway?

Touche, fine sir.

Have another (You) on me.
You deserve it.

So00 RandUm xD

all us kids (I was seven when it came out and being raised in Los Angeles) saw the few teasers beforehand and I don't think we really knew what to make of it. It definitely wasn't like anything we were used to (lots of Sid and Marty Kroft, bunch of shows staring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker, all us kids were familiar with Logan's Run) but when we did see it it REALLY CONNECTED. Personally I remember following my mom around the house while she putting away laundry like 2 years later and prattling on and on about the intricacies of the Death Star Trooper vs any old Stormtrooper as I didn't want her to be an ignorant pleb about the whole thing.

Seth McFarland?

Looks like kid's shit. I hears something about a Dune movie being made by some Chilean director. That's gonna be epic.