/trans/ - No autism or anime allowed editon

Rumours:
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is working on potential deals for three France internationals as he prepares for some major departures. Monaco's 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe, his 21-year-old team-mate Thomas Lemar and Lyon forward Alexandre Lacazette, 26, are all targets. (Daily Telegraph)

Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas has said the Gunners can have Lacazette if they sell them France striker Olivier Giroud in a player-plus-cash deal worth £60m. (Le10Sport, via Sun)

>West Ham are also planning a move for 30-year-old Giroud, who has said he will not be happy with limited playing time next season. (London Evening Standard)

Everton's signing of 23-year-old England Under-21 goalkeeper Jordan Pickford from Sunderland will kick off £150m of summer spending at Goodison Park. (Daily Mirror)

>Toffees boss Ronald Koeman is targeting Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Davy Klaassen, 24, Swansea's 27-year-old Iceland playmaker Gylfi Sigurdsson and Burnley and England centre-back Michael Keane, 24. (Daily Express)

West Brom have begun talks to sign former Chelsea and England captain John Terry, joining Aston Villa in the battle for the 36-year-old centre-back. (Sky Sports)

>Villa's rivals Birmingham City are increasingly hopeful of signing Terry. (Times - subscription required)

Manchester City are ready to reduce their £16m asking price for 29-year-old France midfielder Samir Nasri because of a lack of interest. (Sun)

>Manchester United's England defender Chris Smalling will be sold this summer, with West Ham, West Brom and Everton interested in the 27-year-old. (Daily Telegraph)

The Hammers will make an opening offer of £10m for Smalling, who has been at Old Trafford for seven years, although Manchester United want £15m for the former Fulham and Maidstone United player. (Daily Star)

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>no anime allowed

>Corentin Tolisso (22) to Bayern Munich for €40m
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>Buyern

Opening Fixtures
>Sat Aug 12 West Ham United H
>Sat Aug 19 Swansea City A
>Sat Aug 26 Leicester City H
>Sat Sep 9 Stoke City A
CL MATCHDAY 1
>Sat Sep 16 Everton H
>Sat Sep 23 Southampton A
CL MATCHDAY 2
>Sat Sep 30 Crystal Palace H

Just give us the title now.

idc

*carves*

mango is allowed though

would anybody rate him?

arse chasing >le promising french lads to end up with absolute shit at the end of the window

some things never change do they

The Russian pornstar?

is this the granate?

Pic related is a great feel lads. I recommend it sometime.

Opening day PL fixtures

>Arsenal v Leicester
>Brighton v Manchester City
>Chelsea v Burnley
>Crystal Palace v Huddersfield
>Everton v Stoke
>Manchester United v West Ham
>Newcastle v Tottenham
>Southampton v Swansea
>Watford v Liverpool
>West Brom v Bournemouth

Rate.

congratulations mate, happy for you!

t. herpeslad

Are you a gay?

tfw i got hsv-1 from kissing a slag at a club

your hiv tests will always be negative unless you're taking it up the ass or sharing needles

or live in africa like me

Are you a hypochondriac? Glad to hear about your test results but you still could have cancer.

NO ANIME ALLOWED

according to Bild they're still after Verratti
but we all know this ain't happening

Namibia is comfy Africa though

feels good to be a virgin living in the age of porn desu

No lad but I've gone in raw on too many slags this year.

Freaked out when one of them told me she had symptoms. Had to wait 4 weeks to take my test cause some STIs take a while to show up.

English football's top-flight sides will face 4 league games in 9 days over Christmas.

comfy africa < uncomfy europe

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want to come over? I know a guy

and just be grateful it's HSV-1 mate, I got 2 unfortunately

Just downloaded iZombie S03E11 lads

>bel(gay)um

>spanish sex education

I started watching after seeing your webm of peyton the day before yesterday, not bad

Please fuck off Giroud, you're only a good national team player, I welcome our new French core.

not sure what you're on about Fezjullah

what the..

what will happen to hart and drippy N if noone buys them?

>failed your STD exam
dont worry lad, i still havent passed the tv license test yet

>he thinks I'm wrong
ayy

transmission rates via sex tend to go in the same direction as sperm does, unsurprisingly

>post yfw Zizou accomplishes a treble and a 3peat

about to start on ss2 lads
SF vs the pakis

I was implying you contracted said disease by taking part in an act of homosexual sex la'

not watching CL until madrid gone desu

Aren't you worried about tapeworms when raping the village goat?

>Marca (Madrid's mouthpiece) say Madrid in no rush to sell Morata. Have until 31st Aug to get €90m for him or he doesn't go.
Sounds like Mbrappé is off the cards then

no la, eastern european prozzies most likely

kek

It would be hilarious if Flo drags it until the end of the transfer window and says 'nahlol'

>getting tapeworms through your dick Seek education.
Anyway their texture enhances the pleasure so who cares.

JUST

Holy fuck,Manure fans are SEETHING lmfao

top of the table day one then. liking it

reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6h1fmk/help_raise_5000_to_save_northwich_victoria/

>share link to reddit saying le lovable non-league team Northwich Victoria needs money desperately to survive
>get donations from idiots and people wanting upvotes
>turns out they don't actually need the money to pay off something serious like a HMRC order
>owner is a convicted drug dealer and all around fraud, lot of the fans have left to make their own team 1874 Northwich

Dying of second hand embarrassment

Redditors BTFO

post >yfw your club is too small and poor to be relevant in the transfer summer window

>Username: thebluerabbi
>thebluerabbi
>rabbi

They just can't help themselves can they

kek
KEK
K E K

wasnt Caen Zizou's first club?

You guys have produced some nice players though

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Rob Dorsett @RobDorsettSky 12m12 minutes ago
Sources: #lcfc close to agreeing a deal with #hull for defender Harry Maguire. Negotiations at "advanced stage". Fee could be £17m.

don't even know who that is why is he going for 17m

>doesn't know who Big Harry is

Is wikipedia too strenuous for Aussie internet?

>don't even know who that is why is he going for 17m
fuck off then! Maguire literally one of the stand out players from Hull last season. Far far better than John Stones

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40168358

Reminder to scroll down to the bottom and read the comments

close enough, it is Cannes. Caen is in the north-west (Normandie), while Cannes is in the south-east (Mediterannean sea)

>snubchester

>tfw no one wants to go to the perennial choker Juve

Nice was waiting for an update for overpriced shit to Laverplel

Why not ask him to donate some Dosh,maybe he doesnt remember kek

It's okay bro. Sell Vercoutre and you will be fine. How is Makengo? I remember him being good on FM.

lcfc is leicester dumbo

None of our players are stellar. Most are old af. But at least we are in Ligue 1

>Too powerful domestically to offer a challenge
>Chokes too much in UCL finals to be offer a challenge

Are Juve,dare I say it,on a catch 22?

>Bild: Bayern find Sanchez & Verratti "unrealistic" (too expensive) targets & have given up on Rabiot. Now want Carrasco, Tolisso & De Ligt
why are buyern such juden

Someone please sign Rooney

ill give you £5 and a kitkat if you pay 105% of his wages

Reminder Man United paid £15.6m to employ Rooney last season.
Reminder Rooney has asked for the remainder of his contract to be paid before he leaves
Reminder Rooney has 2 years left on his contract
Reminder it will cost Man United £31.2m to sell Rooney

Probably, yeah. If they had won against Real, all the superstars would bend over and sell their mothers to play for Juve, but now? I feel like Douglas Costa is our peak.

kek

WHY does Klopp want to buy so many Arabs and blacks? Is he legitimately a cuckold?

Villa are interested in Terry
We'll probably take Rppney too.

>Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti reportedly told friends at a party “it’s now or never again” for a move to Barcelona.

oh dog dont go to that shit team marco pls

>it's an arsenal episode

so never then

What is the American fascination with using the word cuckold?

I'm not American I'm a German on vacation

yh m8 he's buying them 2 hv sex w/ his wife lolololoololol

>Going on Holiday
>To America
fucking hell

Lads, I need some good comfy novels to read

this season they won the league with only 1 matchday of advance with a 4 point lead at the end. Next year the title race could be really close.

R8 my meme

I cancelled my trip to London. Don't want to die in a concert or skyscraper. Going to Edinburgh instead.

My girlfriend lives here

So did you book a concert or no?

>he fell for the long-distance meme
You know she's hopping on the cock carroussel the moment you leave right

>No autism or anime allowed editon

Sensible policy tbqh.

Reminder the customers still think the Chinese or Everton will pay Manure 55m for him

kek

KEK

>girlfriend lives a continent away
>in America
which city? Theres a chance she's had a bit of black cock

I really want to see Napoli or Milan clinch the title while Juventus is giving their all for the Champions League then maybe Torino or Inter winning the Coppa Italia