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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Thread

Aunt Bessie's Edition

>/imaceleb/ barely alive
>tonight there's three fucking threads

what do we do lads

use this one, fuck it

Tbqh we're doing better than I thought we'd be doing over a week in

Use this thread since it's the only one with replies. Hopefully things pick up in the threads since things are actually happening now.

>that Ola
Wew

I hope Adam survives

is Martin gay, because he seems camp as fuck, yet they were on about his kid

>got I'm A Celeb and the Dortmund meme match on at the same time

Hopefully I don't confuse the threads like a mad man.

He has a wife but I wouldn't be surprised if she was just his beard.

Apparently producers contacted her with fears that he was having a melt down.

I genuinely can't stand martin

He's like one of those kids at school who would get bullied all the time but every time you'd start to feel sorry for them they say something and you realise the bring it on themselves.

Do the people on the post-show show actually sit down and try to analyze the contestants like that Big Brother one?
Baffles me how people can find it entertaining.

I don't watch Big Brother but that sounds pretty much it but they also show off exclusive clips and either try out the trials themselves or preview the trial to come. They play some shitty games and attempt banter too.

Who /teamMartin/ here?

>watching itv

here

I'm /teamhopeMartinfallsdownahillandinjureshimselfcollectingfirewoodaftercryingbecausehehadtobetoldtwentytimestodohisjob/

I don't want this series to end, I've jocked my cock to Sam and Ola aprox 75 times now cuz

Never released how much of Ant and Dec's bants were gay jokes

Serious question my family;

is the almost total lack of conflict (bar martin) this year made up for by the best ensemble of slags possibly ever?

Is Martin, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

they have running memes each year

this years especially seems be be that Ant is gay

I unironically agree my man

After that tree conversation I think he might be a legit high functioning retard, so probably.

>Timber

so bad its good

i'd like to earn ola's bush bonanza if you catch my drift

Looks like we're onto the Adam arc of this season. I've seen fuck all of anyone else

>using a Shaun of the Dead gag for a shitty advert

Reminder that spiders are the patrician fear.

If your fear is heights or rats you need to GTFO.

why is carol so based

I don't think I've seen one thing phase her or her even acknowledge that she's in the Australian jungle

Jordan is the Ben Carson of the jungle

>IPs: 9
Honestly, just fuck off to twitter. Embarrassing.

>fear of rats

literally why
also Martin BTFO

It's on every night to be fair. It's up and down

A fear of any animal with fur that couldn't rip you to pieces is pathetic.

I'll watch when they put kiddie fiddlers in place of 'celebrities' and actually have some lethal challenges

Scarlett's eyes are too light. She looks like she'd dressed up as a zombie and forgot to take the lenses out.

>trying to add shit up yourself when Carol Vorderman is sitting beside you

Snoopers charter comes into effect soon. Might see some Sup Forums anons on next year.

Football's been on.