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Lutheran edition

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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

virgin sleep template

Oo ahh up the ra

anime

friend has banged an utter worldie abroad

ffs

makes me hate womyn more because all womyn are slags.

not a fan of Lutheranism

went for bacon fat in the end lads

The absolute state

rareturtle

sometimes when i'm in the mood in sainsburys i like to get a braeburn apple and put it through the self serve till as a gala. just my way of sticking it to the man.

kill yourself

Me? Well I consider myself a Gentleman and a Sir, a GentleSir, if you will!
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour (the joker from The Dark Knight is such an embodiment of me that I considered suing them haha), I'm a keen gamer, a lover of other cultures (mostly Japan) and an epic pranker!

So if that's to your liking, swipe right! ... and get ready for your worst nightmare! *does an evil laugh*

Protestantism killed the West

you are part of the problem

pics

>don't have tinder because not an utter desperate virgin

>lol

um no sweetie, British Empire was largely founded upon Protestant virtues

CHADDDDD!!!!

Reminder catholics can't be english

...

Me in the back

*mumbles something into my lappel*
*Sainsbury's Rapid Action Response Team rappels in through the window*

>girls will never gravitate towards and orbit around you

alri lizzie the first

this would probably get more replies than my bio tbph

i'm gonna take a cold shower and listen to american football

very very good post

>school shooting in August

>lives vicariously through his friends stories and treats women with contempt
ahh, i've seen this pattern before
*turns to face mirror, my 17 year old self looks back*

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ahhhhh yes

delet this

>REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH FROM THE 1% TO THE MOST IMPOVERISHED AREAS
ok *gives 1.5 billion to one the poorest regions in all of Europe*
>REEEEE NOT THOSE POOR PEOPLE THEY HAVE THE WRONG OPINIONS REEE

alri guy fawkes

kek

reminder thailad is a nonce

>tfw you have little interest in women but find it impossible to respect them after seeing how they climb all over people when drunk, even though the drunk antics of men only amuse you. (possibly since they're not usually sexual, just stupid.)

clearly in july
wasted trips

Precisely. The eternal Anglo ruined the world.

One of me mates snap chatted this lass who went topless during prinks, wanked to it multiple times ngl

...

My point stands

>Angela Merkel signals change in stance on gay marriage in Germany

THIS is leadership Mrs May

hello paddy

haha really interesting lad *turns around and walks off*

...forever...

>Barnett clearly spells out how spending is supposed to be distributed across the UK
>completely disregard this longstanding convention instead of allocating funding to all regions, just because you want to make it clear to everyone that this is a bribe and not a policy change.

yfw you find out this guy is an almost finished engineering student while youre a NEET or IT

Christ above.

tips to spice up a can of baked beans please

Aren't benders already worshipped in Germany? I don't follow. Has she finally given up on her "Christian" facade?

he probably studies sports science

*retweets*

>PAY FOR HEATING FOR OLD PEOPLE SOME OF THE POOREST CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A WARM HOUSE
ok *covers their povoblock in solid rocket boosters and stubs a cigarette on it*
>REEEEE NOT LIKE THAT THIS ISN'T HOW I IMAGINED THIS WOULD TURN OUT REEE

knob of butter

Ate a whole bottle of pills lads

The vitamin C shall have its effect on me in no time

genuinely got no idea what this image is meant to depict

something something theresa may autism something thatcher blair something something ukip?

anyone got any clue as to what his bio says?

obviously it works well for him so im gonna copy it and swim in the clunge

no he was right

t. Daniel, 26

Gays are so fucking annoying. They don't need marriage

It's closer to extortion than a bribe. But go ahead lefty, tell us all how you want the Northern Irish to suffer for their wrongthink some more.

paprika
curry powder
worcestershire sauce
black pepper

if that's got you flummoxed try THIS p.s. I don't understand either

>Northern Irish
No such thing, keep your bennies, up the ra

may sees herself as thatcher, but in actuality she's a british neocon fascist like tony blair

Gay "marriage" has always been an attack on Christendom and nothing more.

flew right over my head and I consider myself an expert on british politics through my /brit/ exposure x

Utter nonsense
The UK government spends money outside of Barnett all the time
Stop talking complete drivel mate

curry powder sounds nice. by the way do you heat the beans or eat it cold?

she sees herself as Thatcher, Blair and Heath are reference pictures, UKIP is just kind of there (I guess because she wants their votes?), but then her actual creation is nothing like the mirror-reference, it's her surveillance state fetish committed to page.

also autism because she's autistic i guess.

the chris chan version is better at conveying his worldview, the may one is overcomplicated.

right, right, but why is UKIP there? and why the penguin book logo? and why the chris-chan clothing and the shart? there's too many ideas here

equal parts cumin, paprika, oregano and chilli powder

Bunch of crying cunts, you'd think a group of people who get hard over masculinity would act like men

not got any tinder matches
gonna buy tinder pro and some boosts, then i'll be swimming in it

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Blog-type chitchat
>Southerners
>Smug “ironic” posts
>Rorkes

Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>Hungarian posters
>Paki slags
>Republicans

>fascist
blair was labour wasn't he?

It does so all the time, but not usually on matters that would trigger consequentials for the devolved administrations
(They tend to cheat and say "This will benefit the whole nation", which is passable for London but laughable for NI)

um labour are the real fascists and racists

>who get hard over masculinity
lol
Fags of both genders recreate gender roles. Even among the most masculine fag couples there is still a submissive, feminine partner,

oh fuck me its a MIRROR
confused me because she's not looking at it, thought she was just trying to paint a painting of thatcher

wrong

x

i agree but it depends on who you ask

time for rorke's daily obsession over gays

awful post
stop trying to change the status quo

the only thing in the second list i agree with is paki slags, they're very yummy

>why the penguin book logo
It's the cover of 1984.

The eye thing *is* pretty cool

who you trying to convince, us or your bf?

NI is literally the smartest place in the UK. Funding their education further absolutely benefits the whole of the UK. Not to mention the extensive agriculture and aeronautical shit they do

if you ask me, tony blair is the biggest war criminal of the 21st century along with tommy robinson

Just copped this, thoughts?

guess who's back
back again
labour's back
somewhat peng

king runt

>The little brother comes to me for relationship advice

jesus christ he's at that age and he has more experience than me, he looks up to me and the day he finds out i'm a virgin loser is coming soon

unilad gaming page is terribly unfunny, whoever the admin is needs to be curb stomped

>along with tommy robinson

baffling post

watch this and you'll basically understand

but imagine the guy who falls to his death and deserves it (you'll know the one) was also a Tory or Blairite.

Don't need tinder because I'm tall and have kind eyes

This is just gibberish mate
Barnett consequentials are accrued when the government spends money in England, the government can then spend more in devolved regions outside of the Barnett formula e.g. the numerous city deals across Scotland, the funding for the Dundee V&A and the Swansea Tidal Lagoon

my views are far too complex for any normal person to comprehend

ukip logo represents brexit
penguin book logo is because she's painting 1984
chris chan because it's literally an edit of a chris chan portrait image
Tony Blair's "New" Labour was not real Labour and was really just authoritarian leaning centrism

wish I had siblings sometimes, the urge to outdo them might have prevented my myriad failures in life