Who's the most insecure country on Sup Forums and why is it Portugal ?

Who's the most insecure country on Sup Forums and why is it Portugal ?

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It's USA and that's because we are the kings of the everything and that sort of power and influence breeds an enormous amount of paranoia.

Portugal have become the mischievous, careless jesters thanks to their Euros win and TSUUUU. They are the least insecure desu.

>Not filtering Portugal and Romania

It's USA and that's because they can't handle the bants of everything and they always resort to "muh nucular bombs, muh aircraft carriers, muh military" it's tedious

Spain have become the mischievous, careless jesters thanks to their league winning and TSUUUU. They are the most insecure desu.

>Not filtering USA and Spain

I filtered Romania, Macedonia, Portugal

Romania because of that one shitposter
Macedonia because of porn
Portugal because all they do is complain and post laughing pictures to tease you

Why would you say that? You don't love us anymore? Please, is there anything we can do?

>filtering the best posters on the entire board

*worst

It's obviously Mexico

We are insecure?

Ok

op what flag is that? costa rica?

that's Macedonia

fuck off before i nuke u

Spain

Most autistic flag: Romania
Most autistic posters: Albania and Serviafag

Argentina.


Hue monkeys, Mexicunts ,Congolombians can handle the bantz in Sup Forums but Argies always get buttblasted.

argies are pretty cool IMO. and they always post rochas when asked.

now uruguay is the worst.

LMAOing at you in Poortuguese

*receives attention*

The way Canadians used to constatnly compare everything Canadian to everything American you'd think we'd be the most insecure.
Thankfully we got over that, and now we're just fucking fantastic in all ways.

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Fuck off monkey

It's USA user

Also why would Portugal be insecure when they're literally the best country on Sup Forums

U S A

Don't ever watch me or my league's son ever again

>Asks who's most insecure
>Throws small nation whose claim to fame is having the best soccer player in the world under the bus
>Has a literal who flag
I think I see who is insecure here op
>It's OP

>needing a safespace
you literally have to go back

It's India. India is the most I secure country on the internet. Going to any comment section on YouTube that involves India vs another country in anything

Most insecure countries in Sup Forums POWER RANKINGS
reply to every bait tier
1. USA
2. UK
3. Canada
4. Germany
5. France

Constantly buthurt tier
6. Brazil
7. Mexico
8. Argentina
9. Spain
10. Italy

POWER GAP

9001. New Zealand
9002. Romania
900001. Australia
9000000001. Portugal

>India is the most I secure country

proxy off pajeet

i must say all this pepe posting made me like Portugal

nice projection you half-ling

>Meximanlets already badmouthing us just because they're gonna get BTFO in a few days

that's uncalled for and unsportsmanlike desu lad

3, 2, 1

uh learn to read

lê com atenção, tóino

ele está a elogiar-nos

APOLOGIZE TO MEXIBRO

Western Europeans desu, with Germans leading and Bongs in close 2nd. It's that extreme chip on their shoulder that leaves them speeding 28 hours a day trying to prove something to the rest of Sup Forums, as if people visit this board to engage in nationalistic self-affirmation.

I apologize to Mexico

Gracias

>spending

GOTTA GO FAST

To the unemployment line?

>Bongs in close 2nd
They're not insecure they have inflated self-esteem. There's a huge difference

The only countries that aren't butthurt are those that are completely shit at sports and shitpost trying to fit in.

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no, hes right. Having a chip on your shoulder isnt proof of self esteem, in fact its the far opposite.

>all these ass blasted liverslip fans

>tfw no hotheads posters country
feels alright

>not appreciating the kino autism these two produce on a daily basis

Sad desu

If you can't appreciate the Romanian posts, you literally have shit taste.

*blocks your path*

The Netherlands

*le runs away in shame after his team gets btfo man*

just let us enjoy being the winners of an international tournament while it lasts man

They're pretty chill about how shit their national team is currently. Do they chat when the winter olympics are on?

this

argies always defend how white they are

>tfw too irrelevant for anyone to mention us

Why is the anglosphere so bitchy?

Start hanging out in the F1 General senpai

TOP5 BEST POSTERS ON SPUH

1. Portugal
2. Romania
3. France
4. Spain
5. Chile

TOP5 WORST POSTERS ON SPUH
1. England
2. Canada
3. America
4. Australia
5. New Zealand

Notice anything?

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lmao THIS

2bh that's the first time I ever see your flag and I've been here for ages

We all know how shit we are though, nobody has any expectations for the WCQ.

One of em posts in /NFL/generals frequently, but thats a shitty thread for international bantz for obvious reasons.

The eternal Anglo

Anglosphere is by far the worst posters

tbeh, we are the most numerous, and not even when considered as a bloc but as individual nationilities. Americans make up the vast majority of Sup Forums posters, Brits are the second largest contingent and as such, we're over represented

How many of the foreign posters are just Anglo sphere expats taking on the banter of their flags? Sometimes their use of Americanized slang and cultural memes is too uncanny.

The Argentinians.

Me ;)

him :o

I think the portugal shilling user is cute, also the amount of porto pepes is 10/10

The only country that cant handle the bantz is the US, at least in footy threads

True, there are a lot of us. I just find posts made by people where English isn't their native language to be more interesting. Their sense of humor has a charm unlike ours, you know?

It's Australia.

t. expat

>Their sense of humor has a charm unlike ours, you know?

Yeah, but that only goes for Eastern Europeans and the occasional Jap. Everyone else is painfully uninteresting.

I usually enjoy posts from the Spicksphere the most. When Sudacas go at it with each other it's hilarious

>Please, is there anything we can do?
by keep asking Sup Forums to watch your league

Are you the first person to ever post from America's Lunar Colony ?

Man I visited Portugal last year and it's a pretty based country. I'm definitely looking forward to visiting again.

Uruguay.

Might be biased because I'm Portuguese but I thought they had the best looking women of the whole of Europe (although they're notoriously cunty)

F1 is too civil for soccer fans. They can't hang with us.

>although they're notoriously cunty
tell me about it

Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia tied for first.

Nah I like them. Their league shilling unironically made me watch it.

F1 is really, really, really boring
t. ex-F1 afficionado who followed it since 1991

yeah very civilised

>those flags
Soccer fans who stumbled into the wrong thread

Are French posters liked?

It's strange, on Sup Forums you guys are fine, but on Sup Forums you're a bunch of cunts.
Though I guess one could argue everyone is a cunt on Sup Forums. Haven't visited that board in years.

I feel like the majority of Sup Forums users are gay, they give me that vibe.

Sup Forums and /his/ shouldn't exist
it's basically Sup Forums

>filtering the reason for what Sup Forums is good again

Belgium.Once you question De Downie all jump at you talking shit about anything unrelated.

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Sup Forums is about roleplaying and shitposting, sports are an important topic

>Macedonia because of porn
>not Israel because of machine porn

okay

Obviously the yanks

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>best looking women of the whole of Europe

judging by the women that were watching Iceland's Europ games and the women watching Portugal vs Latvia game in Latvia I doubt it

MADMAN