I had a dream something terrible happened. A building fell down and I was frantically looking for my cat. I found a Trump building that was made into an animal shelter. My brother was there with me. I saw Mr. Trump in the hallway and I gave him at thumbs up and he gave it back. I walked to the end of one hallway then turned around to walk to Mr. Trump. Melania was beside him, I thanked him and ran down the hallway to his left. My brother poked me about not saying Hi to Melania. I found my cat in a pen and picked him up and started crying. Then I woke up.
Lucas Evans
No one loves Canadians.
Jack Wright
I'll gladly an Awoo.
Caleb Lee
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE PARTY WANTS.
Fill out this party issue priority survey and submit it.
It accepts any e-mail address so if you don't want them to send you shit just use a disposable e-mail from somewhere like dropbox.cc
Jeremiah Sullivan
unless you have chicken tendies go away
Carter Evans
Obama and Bernie are gonna meet in the White House apparently. Gonna discuss how much his bribe from the clinton foundation will be I'm guessing. Bernie is gonna officially endorse Hillary the same day Obama does, I can feel it.
Jacob Ortiz
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angel Torres
>Tfw not even Canadians love Canada anymore
Luke Moore
>tfw riots at Filthadelphia >tfw the 15% will only go up
He could have just blocked the accounts or outright ignored them. Fucking baby.
Jordan Clark
Canada loves you too Donald, what an inspirational guy! Can you really blame any real Canadian for not loving their country anymore?
Jack Anderson
Wow really? NOW he has a problem with violence from Bernie's people? Fucking kike, you deserve the anti-semitism.
Thomas Hernandez
Now that he has Ice Cube's support, surely the blacks will stop calling him a racist and rally behind him
Adam Smith
>Caring about responses
Luke Bennett
Will Trump take over and help us or sit back and laugh?
Jackson Sullivan
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.
The salesperson (a nice black lady wearing a 'Hillary for President' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. She had no sense of humor at all!
Aiden Robinson
What the fuck
Mason Ward
We have the best lea- forget I said anything
Landon Sanders
STOP THIS NOW, TRUMP LOVES CANADA
Nathan Wilson
Actually it would be pretty epic to make history and witness the first ever female president. Anyone else starting to lean toward Hillary? I mean like...we could make history, how rad would that be?
Ryan Sullivan
will do
James Taylor
I bet all SM websites are colluding with Shillary. Anti-Trump hashtags trend every day.
Jordan Murphy
i'll wait 8 years.
Gabriel Murphy
We're planning on making a different sort of history here, cuck.
John Hernandez
Where were you when the MSM literally video edited Hillary Clinton into having a Jesus-style Heaven-sent God-Transfiguration as she was tranfixed into pure holy light?
>They will say anything >they will do anything >to keep in power Fucking goosebumps. This entire election has been like a fucking movie. Mahalo Donald Trump gave me that same feeling too.
Jason Richardson
That huffpo scumbag justifying violence against Trump supporters doesn't live far from me.
Doesn't live tooooo far at all.
Not. Too. Far.
Kayden Evans
Doing my part here, everyone else should do the same for the foreign policy section.
Jayden Rodriguez
fucking idiot brought it on himself
these (((morons))) think (((this))) makes us mad or something
Noah Walker
>Wow really? NOW he has a problem with violence from Bernie's people?
The AP actually issued a warning to it's reporters after calling the nom for Hillary on Monday, because the Bernouts were going rage-mode after them.
Leo Smith
Hahahaha, holy shit. What a weak little faggot. Reminder for everyone to get on twitter and harrass anti Trump 'journalists'!
Ian Hall
No he doesn't. No one loves Canada. Not even Canadians.
Canada is such a waste, people don't even make fun of it because it's so irrelevant. It's not even an afterthought. You just kinda...exist.
Ivank isnt even pretty, you virgins just overrate her because shes Trumps daughter, Tiffany is even uglier
-fake tits -hideously tall, only betas with an Amazonian fetish would like her -ugly fake nose -boring personality -no ass
Jacob Campbell
not all jews m8
Jaxon Cooper
>pretty epic Not really. People are over the "First" thing. Most people just want a competent fucking President after 8 years of disaster. What is ACTUALLY epic, is how many fucking votes Trump has gotten, and how he's uniting the entire country under his banner instead of engaging in the hateful identity politics of the left.
Eli Kelly
The judge comments finally pushed me over the edge. I can't vote for Trump any more. He's a racist.
Blake Russell
No I can't blame them.
I've almost been in a few fights because some shit skins were telling me they belong to be here just as much as I do.
Tyler Brown
It's cool to see how many people truly love this man. People would die for this man. I would.
Jaxson Peterson
>woman is too tall
Oliver Gonzalez
Good stuff, just the right vibe.
Aiden Perez
Go away Chelsea, your implants are out of alignment again.
Isaiah James
I might not do "it" but who knows what legal-ish things a person could do..
Blake Johnson
(((Hellmann)))
Juan Young
That's the point, when shit hits the wire we will remain safe in our ((((little)))) heaven up North. And from the ashes of the old world shall rise the Great Leaf Empire.
Grayson Gutierrez
More like 16 years counting Dubya.
Joseph Rivera
There are countries that could serve that far better.
I mean really. Canada is that relative or friend you're embarrassed to be seen in public with.
