Pay to see a film at the cinema

>pay to see a film at the cinema
>the crab legs are always out at the buffet
tell me again why i shouldn't pirate

>buffet seafood

JUST

>mfw I want more General Tso's chicken but I don't want to miss the movie to go get some more

The problem with movie buffets is that you miss the movie when you go get more food. They need to have someone bring it to you while you watch.

>tfw movie buffet always interferes with my IBS and I end up shitting myself before the movie ends
Sorry for the cleanup, AMC.

>when you find the one cinema in your city that has the buffet inside the theater

Sure it's like 4 times the price per ticket, but there's only 20 seats, it's usually half empty, and I eat my weight in food.

>seafood out in the open like that
That's an illness-based lawsuit just waiting to happen.

>when the theater staff start to recognize you

D..do I have to change theaters now?

>mfw local kinoplex has a no falcon policy

>be yuropoor
>visit the US
>go to cinema with ex-gf (she's dead now)
>go to that stand with all the food
>"Where are the crab legs?"
>"Did you actually fucking believe a Sup Forums meme?"

i fucking hate you people

They have this in Mexico, when I travelled there.

>VIP cinema seats with a waiter, who brings you food and drinks

You have to go to a nice theater, like AMC, for crab legs. They're kinda like restaurants, you can order food during the movie and they have waiters who bring it to your area. Most theaters just sell overpriced popcorn and candy.

>load up on crab legs
>the season station is out of old bay

why is this allowed?

>not sneaking in some crab legs in your trench coat

Lord of the rings had an intermission.

I went back to the buffet and stocked up on spring rolls.

>snow crab
kys

Be careful sir! Snippity Snip! The crab legs are feisty!

>arrive at the cinema
>already had a latte, a beer
>start eating crab legs, and nachos with extra cheese
>my stomach feels like ready to explode

yolo, I do it every single time

>he doesn't carry an emergency stash of Old Bay around with him

>out of food 5 minutes in the movie
what do?

Don't you think Robert is due for a promotion?

Did you use the complimentary shitting bucket or did you just explode all over the seat?

Mexico can't even afford clean water, you lying spic.

BUILD. WALL.

Don't you think Robert is magical negro?

>tell me again why i shouldn't pirate
You have to pay for your own hot water if you shower at home

>tfw I put all the chicken tenders in my backpack before a viewing so I don't have to walk back and forth
You gotta think outside the box

You didn't hear? Robert got beaten to death by a bunch of liberals when they found out he was a Trump supporter.

F

>order the crab legs expecting king crab legs
>they give me these with no mustard or mallet
anyone else boycotting AMC this year?

At least he put up a fight by smacking a few with some raw crab claws

I actually got turned away for "body odor", whatever the fuck that means. I wanted to watch the new Harry Potter after I got off the job site and some monkey at the door told me I had an offensive smell and had to leave. Fucking register jockey. See if I ever go back to that shithole.

I'm not meming, this actually happened.

My theater recently started bringing people food on request, but they expect you to tip so I haven't bothered. Bad enough I have to tip the towel boy in the washroom and the masseuse in the spa, I get around tipping the bellhop by bringing only small bags for my things.

why didn't you just use their showers?

don't meme me

are crab legs good?

If they're fresh.

>cinema
>crab legs available for patrons

W E W Y A N K S

>Go off to take a piss
>Guard tower shines his light on me

What do they serve in your country? Seafood is traditional in most parts of the states, but some prefer poultry (mainly the south, excepting Louisiana which serves shrimp).

Of course

How have you not had crabs legs????

Not memeing, crab is great.

Popcorn is the only original thing that's served. Otherwise it's just pick-n-mix sweets or the same shit you can buy in multipacks elsewhere, if it's a good cinema they'll probably have fast food hubs scattered around, but literally popcorn and maybe a fucking slushy, that's it.

>crab legs
King crab legs aren't bad, the best meat on smaller crabs is the lump meat, which is located within the body of the crab where the legs connect (the muscles which move the legs).

A good crab is some of the most wonderful meat you can eat.

>not shopping Jameis Winston in

aren't they expensive? i don't know i've never eaten anywhere that served them and if i have i didn't look for it on the menu or anything

Here in Bongland we have aisle waiters that carry teapots and packets of rich tea biscuits.
It's fucking awesome

Did they do away with self introductions?
The last two times I've gone I haven't had to stand in the front to tell them about myself.

he's trolling
or else he forgot his towel and was clearly too much of a cheapskate to rent one

Depends on where you live I guess. It's not cheap, but I wouldn't call it expensive either.

Of course, that may be because I live in a crab state.

We have those in Texas, except they serve beer and potato skins.

>tfw I live in an ostrich state
Ostrich burgers are the ultimate meme-food. Whoever thought they were a good idea?

>Ostrich burgers
I didn't even know that was a thing. Who eats ostrich?

the global emu conspiracy you dunce

>watching a film while moderately tipsy
What a surprise, an entire state full of plebs

They still make those?
It was a fad around here like 15 years ago.
Shit died down real fucking quick cause they taste terrible.

>not enjoying a fine craft beer while watching the MST3K crew lampoon Mothra

It's like you don't enjoy life.

I had to get drunk to get through Twilight. I went to the movies with a bunch of chicks and didn't know what I was getting into.

Crab legs are a lot of work to eat, but they're delicious

>drinking a single pint
>moderately tipsy

Are you 13?

Everyone where I live. It's a nightmare. And every film has at least a 30 second Ostrich Otto's promotional advert.
I hope it dies down here soon

shrimp are better honestly

>mst3k
>twilight
>unironically being an alcoholic
Fucking plebs everywhere

california

i'm broke anyways so anything outside of a grocery store or fast food joint is expensive imo

>craft beer
>MST3K
I'm not giving you that fedora picture you're so blatantly begging for.

Cinemas server crab legs?

>be euro
>born a autist

you fucking idiot for believing anything on this vietnamese handball forum

>drinks a glass of alcohol every once in a while
>alcoholic

Fuck off Utah

stupid crab poster

crab people, crab people

is thinking outside the box literally not putting the chicken tendies in a box but instead a backpack?

>The stories and information on this website are autistic works of art.
If you're not autistic, you shouldn't be posting here

t. manlet shrimp posters

who are you quoting?

>being this new

>Cinema has free refills
>they literally expect me to stand in line for another 15 minutes while my movie is playing so I can eat something they should really be paying me to eat

My friend does this multiple times during the films. He ends up missing like 25% of it and then complains that he didn't like it.

who /blueicee/ here?
really the only way to go, plus my falcon loves it too