lmao, fucking retard. I can't, as an abnormie, empathize with self-injurious normies.
/brit/
Matthew Gray
Aiden Brooks
just poured a pint glass half with gin and half with tonic but the tonic is flat, my mum seem to have like half a millionn bottles of tonic in the fridge at varying states of emptiedness
absolutely fuck my life
Carson Myers
Who was in the wrong here?
Robert Green
your mum lets you drink?
Luis Allen
About to get started on the bloody marys
absolutely love BMs - one of the very few things yanks have got right
Ryan Hall
god this tastes fucking awful
like saliva
cant exactly chuck it tho its half a pint of gin
Aiden Ramirez
I hate it when you visit some part of the countryside you haven't been before and go into the local pub and everyone turns round to have a good stare at you
Why do people feel the need to do this? Yeah I get it I'm not a local, you should try not acting like some cartoonish yokel stereotype and instead respect people's privacy and independence
Bentley Cook
Irish girls are fucking hanging lads
Dogs the lot of them
Austin Brooks
The fucking state of this post ahahahhaha
Carter Perry
its 5pm lads stop drinking