Verratti had dinner with Messi tonight

>Verratti had dinner with Messi tonight

happening

>the dinner that saved PSG

>"us manlets must stick together"

...

do you ever wonder if Germans really show 3 that way?

we do

I mean real germans not you ahmed

got 'em

Was he offended that Messi took him to a Pizza Hut?

How did they interact?
Verratti doesn't speak spanish

>falling for this bait

C'mon now

fake news

or are they paying 200m€ ?

Pastore organised the meeting

All yuros do

>Sport and Cope confirm it
>Mundo Deportivo denies it
>Sweatingman.jpg

barça doesn't have enough money

farcelona are a bunch of cheap fucks

Farça paying 80M€ + huge salary, where the fuck are they finding the money ?

Maybe they shouldn't have spent 100 million last year on Andre Gomes, Alcancer, Digne and Cillesen while letting Alves and Sandro go away >for free

Those were under the table signings provided by Jorge Mendes. Even if Barcelona didn't want those players they were forced to take them thank to the mafia kingpin.

Selling all the shitters like Digne, Alcacer, Gomes, Mathieu etc. Eplel teams are retarded enough to spend 30+ million on each of them - think Stoke buying Barca rejects and becoming Stokealona

>having to dine cheap pizza sided with sprite
>having to ""talk"" with a 70iq autistic manchild
He must hate PSG

more like 170iq, autists are smart

it gives 0 strain on the tendons desu, I have no idea why would anyone show it otherwise

They will be lucky if they get 30 for the four of them.

American way is way more comfortable I don't know what you're onto

Do they even speak the same language

>barça doesn't have enough money
ayy last time I heard this they signed suarez, rakitic, ter stegen, bravo and some other faggots

kek this, messi only knows spanish

no, but pastore does

Wrong. Certain autists have especial habilities, but overall they are stupids.

I know the guy on the left

>this evolutionary difference
amazing

I hope it's true, he needs a better league to train for the worldc up

you're like a completely different species

this, fuck PSG and ligue 1 shitters

No. Barça has been always much more poor than Halal, but those last six-eight years there's barely have been a difference between both teams revenue for the first time in history. Check it yourself. It's just that Nobita Bartomeu is literally a Muslim fan.

Of course Halal still gets a plus from corruption and spanish taxes, but compared to how things have always been between them, that difference is minimal nowadays, thanks to media, plastics, and global culture

>be on vacation in Ibiza
>your family is there
>your best buddies Luis and Cesc are there
>have """""dinner""""" with a random manlet twink instead
And people still believe Ronaldo is the gay one?

Imagine eating dinner with Messi

>So Lionel why did you invite me out
>"......"
>Uhh, okay, I think we should order, what do you want?
>"..... Cheese Pizza"
>Cheese Pizza? This is a steak house, get a steak.
>Messi says nothing and stares down at the table
>Waiter comes over
>I'll have a glass of red wine and Lionel will have...?
>"..Sprite"
>Sprite?
>"Sprite."
>C'mon m8 get a glass of red with m-
>"SPRITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MESSI WANT SPRITE"
>You're taken aback as Messi's autistic screeching alerts the whole restaurant and has everyone looking
>Antonella suddenly bursts in and hugs Messi to her chest
>"shhh now el tonto, mumma is here"
>she glares at you while placing her coat around Messi
>Your look communicates a strange mixture of awe and bewilderment
>Antonella slowly gets Messi up from his seat and walks him out the restaurant
>As you give your order to the waiter trying to figure out what just happened a man approaches
>You look up and see the Cristiano Ronaldo
>Confused, you go to ask him why he's here but he looks at you and says
>"TSUUUUUUUUUUU"

3/10

1/10, i liked the end

cringe

because they don't give a single shit, they know they're politically protected and nothing will happen to them anyway

they're far from being an exception in Spain and in football in general

>british """""""humor""""""

What is this in reference to? Asking for a friend.

I liked it

he's super pretty when he closes his mouth
could do with a hair cut too

he was shit this season, if he can't even be the goat in the fifth european league, i'm not sure he will be dope in the first one

You guys have it all wrong
It's messi who's going to psg
FACT

If Messi were only interested in money he would go to China

>those budgets for the lower table la liga teams
Jesus christ that's mls tier.

can't win a ballon d'or with the ligue 1

fucking hell kek

i liked it

Except britbongs apparently

they both ordered from the kids menu, messi hat chicken nuggers with sprite and veratti ordered pirate pasta bolognese with white wine but was given grape juice instead.

>5'5
Kek