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poor native american

Give me your face

was it rape?

>Alpha akbar!

>you know what Optimus? I really did become corrupt and fail to follow my own teachings. This experience has really proved to be a lesson. I deserve to rot in a cell-

oh my god Please Optimus have mercy, if you let me live Ill be your slave forever !

Who was in the wrong here?

And what exactly? Please tell us, because throughout the entire 2000-hour run of the Bay trilogy, we couldn't find a single reason why everyone demonized Megatron like he was a debt-collecting pedophile. Yes, he was building an army to destroy the Earth. But who was in that army? What were they fighting for?

This was a world where Decepticons were used as target practice among Autobot communities. The Autobot loved that shit. Megatron put a stop to that by offering all the underprivileged robotsa place in his non-race-exclusive army, with promises of their own world in the future. After what he did for the Decepticons, Megatron was just some towering, laser-wielding folk hero.

none of the movies make sense after the first.

1. megatron goes searching for the God Cube. so he can raise a new army of decepitcons and bring life back to Cybertron.

2. God Cube is mostly destroyed. Oh yeah, some ancient transclownomorphs left behind an ancient fuck you. that turns suns into transclownomorph fuel. we should totally use this to destroy the sun and the earth.

3. spock and megatron actually have a 10,000 year old plot to bring Cybertron to earth. so they can use earth and human slaves to fix cybertron.

now if you take all the MacGuffins and Megatron plots. you can see that megatron wanted to bring cyberton to earth. use earth's resources. then destroy the sun to make energy to power up cybertron. finally use the god cube to repopulate the cybertron with loyal subjects. except if he did his plots in the movie order, he couldn't get his plan completed.

literally every movie retcons the prior.

not worth thinking about

Dark of the Moon is kino by the way

You guys must have really good memories. I don't remember what any of these shitty cgi cartoons movies were about.

Why didn't they just make it about Energon. Simple.

>Give me your face

I thought this was a tv meme, he actually said it

HE HAS A ROBOT BEARD


WHY

DotM had it's moments.

The Transformer series is actually Kino when you look at it from the point of view of Optimus
He starts out optimistic and cheery.
Then the humans keep letting him down
And then he fucking dies

By the time Spock-o-tron betrays him, he's full of PTSD and doesn't give a fuck about "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

Optimus killing Megatron after Megatron saved his sorry ass still pisses me off.

that is worthy of a temporary noble rival truce. but that boi Optimus went full murder mode

Why does Optimus give a shit about humans in Transformers 4? Why not just fucking kill them all and turn full murder bot

He needs their little hands to clean out the robot-face chunks that he keeps getting all over himself

Just so you all know, in Transformers 5, Optimus is going back in time to kill Hitler.
Literally

Transformers 10/10
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 5/10
Transformers Dark of the Moon 9/10
Transformers Age of Extinction 2/10

>Transformers Age of Extinction 2/10
What, did TJ Miller explaining to the audience how he can bang a 17 year old not do it for you?

Or what about the Pill by Beats by Dre?
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That wasn't TJ Miller who said that, it was the other dude.
TJ Miller is Marky Mark's friend in that movie and he gets turned into molten metal and blown up.

>TJ Miller is Marky Mark's friend in that movie and he gets turned into molten metal and blown up.

Oh yeah, that's fucking hilarious
One moment he's running and then the next he's a standing skellington
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>That intro on Cybertron
>Rosie Huntington Whitley
>Optimus with his flight pack
>That freeway car chase
>The entire final battle
>NO OPTIMUS NO

Someone explain to me how Dark of the Moon isn't an amazing fucking action movie.

Because it didn't have a scene where McDreamy cucks Shia with full frontal Rosie nudity and implied ass to mouth.

cause the blu ray cut out the rosie huntington whitely ass in lingerie shot close up

what the fuck michael bay? why?

No argument here.

What? No it doesn't.

yes it does i clearly remember in the theatre the camera is close up on her ass as she goes up the stairs and it follows her ass up the stairs. it is completely cut on the blu ray, like a jump cut to the next cut

I own the blu-ray. that scene is still there dude

no it's not it completely cuts away see that awkward cut to her feet

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Optimus "Payin' No Attention to the Geneva Convention" Prime.
Optimus "War Crime? Now It's My Time!" Prime.
Optimus "You Cross the Line, I Rip Out Your Spine" Prime.
Optimus "Race Betrayal? I'll Stand No Trial!" Prime.
Optimus "Take No Prisoners" Prime.
Optimus "Giving Nazis A Run For Their Money" Prime.
Optimus "Decepticon Decimator" Prime.
Optimus "For Mankind My Race I'll Betray And My Fellow Robots Annihilate" Prime.

So why did he turn into a skeleton?

The explosions were electric damage

I don't care that optimus killed him. He deserved to die. But Optimus seemed to revel in it. He seemed happy that he was begging for his life. And this is right after killing the mentally handicapped megatron for being bad when he wasn't mentally handicapped.

Optimus takes joy in killing. Not even the edgiest characters such as punisher take joy in it.